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cowcatcher » Posted 1/16/07 1:02:00AM

So I met this girl about 2 weeks ago and we started texting. She was seeing another guy, but it wasn't serious yet(they hadn't gotten horizontal) so I figured it was ok to talk to her. We had only hung out once and nothing more than some making out went on.
So I talked to her today and she said broke it off with the other guy and I was a happy camper. She then told me that they had gotten together last week and after dinner and drinks went back to her place and did the . I figure, ok cool, she's being honest, not my first sloppy seconds. Then she tells me about the encounter...
So they get done doing what they're doing and he pops out of bed and says "I have to go to the car and get my inhaler". A few seconds later and he's peeling out of her place. A few days later and she has chlamydia.
I'm not a heartless bastard, but that was the last time I'll be talking to her. Thank god nothing happened with us, I'm not sure if she had it at that point or not as I'm unsure of the timeline and unwilling to talk to her again to ask. I dodged a bullet though, and figured I'd share the story of the chlamydia bandit.

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cowcatcher » Posted 1/16/07 1:02:00AM

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...

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pmoney » Posted 10/13/10 10:40:00PM

Damn bro, talk about dodging a bullet! Glad to hear you didn't become a statistic!

I must admit though my first thought was the "I gotta get my inhaler" line is pure genius, albeit the dude being a huge piece of shit.

cowcatcher » Posted 1/16/07 1:02:00AM


Posted by pmoney

Damn bro, talk about dodging a bullet! Glad to hear you didn't becomeca statistic!

I must admit though my first thought was the "I gotta get my inhaler" line is pure genius, albeit the dude being a huge piece of shit.



Although part of me considers him a hero of sorts because of that awesome out, he kind of fucked up my deal there. Well more than kind of. The worst part is I found out during the football game tonight with a bunch of my buddies. They were not kind.

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Budgellism » Posted 4/8/07 11:45:00AM


Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...



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george112 » Posted 1/24/07 7:00:00PM




That's a funny.

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FastKnockout » Posted 9/24/10 8:39:00PM

the chlamydia bandit had me rolling

thevoodooninja » Posted 3/7/12 1:43:00PM

That story made me think we need a little guy wiping his forehead, like whoa that was a close one

kopower » Posted 7/3/07 12:31:00AM

Honestly, that chick should try and press charges on the dude, especially if he knowingly gave it to her. That's f'd up man. Glad your little cowcatcher didn't catch the chlamydia.

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Billy Madison-

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


emfleek » Posted 11/18/07 4:54:00PM

I would've at least tried to score a blowjob. BUT, then again, I can't put myself in her shoes. Not sure how emotional I would be after finding out I have the clap.

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Theoutlaw08 » Posted 3/23/11 3:38:00PM

Good dodge man. Sounds like typically Milwaukee women. HAHAHAHA. Just kidding. Im guessing she got it from a buddy of mine, who seems to always have some kind of STD. Good dodge Cowcatcher, keep your chin up and find a chick that isnt foaming from the lips.

DancingDoll » Posted 9/23/11 8:44:00PM

Well, at least she told you.

Although honestly I'm kind of surprised she gave you all the details about the other guy (dating, having sex with him, inhaler-getaways). That's a lot of TMI when you're just starting to date someone new, especially if it's going on at the exact same time.

I agree though - probably best to lose her number - for the reasons I mentioned above as well as for her lack of condom-awareness in general, when it comes to first-time-sex, asthma-faking losers like Mr. Clap.

Bubbles » Posted 10/20/09 3:33:00PM


Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...


I thought Kpro was the gonorrhea bandit must have confused him with Fleek

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kopower » Posted 7/3/07 12:31:00AM


Posted by Bubbles


Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...


I thought Kpro was the gonorrhea bandit must have confused him with Fleek





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Billy Madison-

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


thevoodooninja » Posted 3/7/12 1:43:00PM


Posted by kopower

Honestly, that chick should try and press charges on the dude, especially if he knowingly gave it to her. That's f'd up man. Glad your little cowcatcher didn't catch the chlamydia.



I guy from where I live got put away this summer for knowingly having HIV and having sex with women

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