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SmileR » Posted 12/17/07 8:56:00PM

"A stupid mistake aside, I mince Brian Stann's arse like burger meat nine times out of 10. I've not seen too much evolution in his game. He's the same guy, someone who will always be dangerous but isn't a top talent in the division and never will be. Stann has talked big about how he's going to put me to sleep. Well, that's a fact. I can't avoid it. None of us can. Brian is going to tell some more deathly boring old war stories at the pre-fight press conference, and we are all going to be in for a snooze. I was kicking arse in the UFC when Stann was peeling potatoes, shining shoes and getting called a 'maggot' by some red-faced sergeant in the Marines. This isn't warfare, this is MMA, and I'm better at it than Brian Stann will ever be. On September 22, Brian Stann is getting knocked out - fast. He won't last as long as a virgin on prom night."

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BelXavier420 » Posted 11/22/08 5:34:00AM

Sounds good Bisping, I like that strategy. Go ahead and try to knock Stann out as fast as you can.

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thevoodooninja » Posted 3/7/12 1:43:00PM

well i'll have to give it to bisping, he's pretty witty but he's wrong about knocking out stann fast. bisping isnt knocking anyone out fast

jae_1833 » Posted 7/19/07 11:27:00AM

Good job with the trash talk, but trying to get in a gun fight with Stann is a bad decision. The only opponent they have in common is Leben, which Stann finished and Bisping didn't. Bisping should pick his shots, continuously move his feet and head to make it a long night for Stann. I seriously doubt that IF this fight ends quickly that it will be in Bisping's favor.

ghandikush » Posted 7/12/11 3:30:00PM

Bisping usually lasts longer than Evan Stone but usually because his pillowfists arent very scary......

bjj1605 » Posted 10/11/07 4:18:00PM


Posted by BelXavier420

Sounds good Bisping, I like that strategy. Go ahead and try to knock Stann out as fast as you can.



Ya, I would say that if there was one strategy that would result in a sure win for Bisping, it would be to bum rush Stann and get into a slug fest.

infestructure » Posted 1/18/12 9:29:00PM

Bisping says he's gonna knock all his opponents out. Yawn. He never does.

Quite rude talking shit about Stann's army career though.

Bubbles » Posted 10/20/09 3:33:00PM

so are you going to KO him in 5 seconds?

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bjj1605 » Posted 10/11/07 4:18:00PM


Posted by infestructure

Bisping says he's gonna knock all his opponents out. Yawn. He never does.

Quite rude talking shit about Stann's army career though.



I agree.

The army comments were offensive.

ghandikush » Posted 7/12/11 3:30:00PM


Posted by bjj1605


Posted by infestructure

Bisping says he's gonna knock all his opponents out. Yawn. He never does.

Quite rude talking shit about Stann's army career though.



I agree.

The army comments were offensive.



He hurts all the britts with his dickish antics. I cant bring myself to ever cheer for the britts when I make almost no other distinction on nationality.

Adrenaline » Posted 4/4/09 2:45:00AM


Posted by bjj1605


Posted by infestructure

Bisping says he's gonna knock all his opponents out. Yawn. He never does.

Quite rude talking shit about Stann's army career though.



I agree.

The army comments were offensive.



The part that gets me is that Bispings dad served in the British Military if I'm not mistaken. Regardless of nationality you would think that he would regard service with more respect.

This is a winnable fight for Mikey, won't arue otherwise but he isn't finishing anyone. If he wins, it will be by pitter patter and footwork. I have a feeling he will work in takedowns alot more as well if the fight is close.

Heres to hoping he actually tries to exhange with Stann and gets KTFO'd.

aussiemma » Posted 1/27/12 10:34:00PM

man i really dont like bisping, i want stann to finish him.

bigrand826 » Posted 4/29/11 7:01:00PM


Posted by jae_1833

Good job with the trash talk, but trying to get in a gun fight with Stann is a bad decision. The only opponent they have in common is Leben, which Stann finished and Bisping didn't. Bisping should pick his shots, continuously move his feet and head to make it a long night for Stann. I seriously doubt that IF this fight ends quickly that it will be in Bisping's favor.



They also both faced and lost to Chael.

I would think that Bisping is better on the ground, so that actually might be the place where he could end it quickly. I tend to agree that a quick fight on the feet probably won't end with his hand getting raised, though.

bigrand826 » Posted 4/29/11 7:01:00PM

Odd comments here. Stann doesn't tell war stories that I'm aware of and that's not the approach to use unless you are just trying to get people to watch in hopes that you lose. Also, you'd think he'd want to give people the sense that Stann is top 10 so that if he beats him, he will finally have a win over a top 10 guy. Instead he talks Stann down, specifically with respect to his divisional standing. Beating Stann would put him in a decent position for the promotion to give him a title shot, but he still won't have ever beaten even a top 10 MW (I think Stann is still outside the top 10).

Bubbles » Posted 10/20/09 3:33:00PM

I'll play Devil's advocate here in regards to the army comment:

I don't think it's meant as disrespect, but more like "I have been here longer, I have been training longer, I have done more in and for the sport than Stann has. I have seen and fought his style before, he won't be anything different. Stann has not seen anyone like me and I will kick his ass and win."

It's more of the media feeding into Stann's past rather than Stann himself sitting infront of the mic telling his experiences. He has said a couple of times that he doesn't want to always play the American Hero role for every fight...he wants to be recognized within MMA as top fighter.

as for Bisping not knocking anyone out: UFC record 12-4 where only 3 of those wins went the distance, the other 8 were TKO finishes

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