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king_katool » Posted 3/8/08 3:32:00PM


Posted by cowcatcher

Played Santa tonight for a gift giveaway for disadvantaged kids, got peed on 2 times, decided I needed a few drinks afterwards. Piss stained Santa does not get play from the ladies.

Showered and changed now, time for round 2!



Ever seen Bad Santa, billy bob pulls it in

cowcatcher » Posted 1/16/07 1:02:00AM


Posted by king_katool


Posted by cowcatcher

Played Santa tonight for a gift giveaway for disadvantaged kids, got peed on 2 times, decided I needed a few drinks afterwards. Piss stained Santa does not get play from the ladies.

Showered and changed now, time for round 2!



Ever seen Bad Santa, billy bob pulls it in



He had the advantage of having Angelina's stink all over him at the time.

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airkerma » Posted 1/6/10 12:05:00PM


Posted by cowcatcher


Posted by king_katool


Posted by cowcatcher

Played Santa tonight for a gift giveaway for disadvantaged kids, got peed on 2 times, decided I needed a few drinks afterwards. Piss stained Santa does not get play from the ladies.

Showered and changed now, time for round 2!



Ever seen Bad Santa, billy bob pulls it in



He had the advantage of having Angelina's stink all over him at the time.


And her blood around his neck

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george112 » Posted 1/24/07 7:00:00PM

Im starting now

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george112 » Posted 1/24/07 7:00:00PM

Before

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george112 » Posted 1/24/07 7:00:00PM

Where is everyone!!!?? POST!!

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Bubbles » Posted 10/20/09 3:33:00PM

its "reading week" for me next week, I might indulge in some daytime drinking I might even be adventurous and roll a j

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george112 » Posted 1/24/07 7:00:00PM


Posted by Bubbles

its "reading week" for me next week, I might indulge in some daytime drinking I might even be adventurous and roll a j



DAMN IT.!! I WANT A J

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Poor_Franklin » Posted 6/7/11 4:52:00AM

im not drunk, but i do work at a bar, so i thought this story fit here

Had the most annoying customer tonight. apparently, he's a dinner regular, but i've never seen him before, so that means he is usually gone by 9pm, as that's when i clock in & that is when our kitchen closes.
he had a lot of drinks tonight & is one of those guys that would talk to a brick wall, as long as it gave him the occasional "uh huh" & "yeah"

anyways, he goes up to a friend of mine as my buddy was leaving & decides to try to take up for a girl, who is my friend's fiance. he says, "she sure is pretty. are you going to disrespect her in front of me again?" (fyi, my buddy has not in any way disrespected his fiance, they were actually having a very nice, quiet evening, this dude was just fucked up)

my buddy says, "what the fuck are you talking about?" this dude puts his hands on my friend's throat & my buddy decked him. one punch. dude was out. both of his legs folded behind him like crocop's leg did against gonzaga & he was out cold, breathing hard as fuck, as if uriah hall had just kicked him in the head.
the incident was nothing out of the ordinary, but the KO was brutal & the only shame is that no one was videotaping it.

i hated it happened when i was working, bc i had to take care of the guy afterwards, but it's the 1st non-mma related KO i have seen in a few years & it actually got me kind of excited. my gf says im twisted, but i just told her that a guy likes to see a dude get koed every once in a while, especially when he deserves it

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george112 » Posted 1/24/07 7:00:00PM


Posted by Poor_Franklin

im not drunk, but i do work at a bar, so i thought this story fit here

Had the most annoying customer tonight. apparently, he's a dinner regular, but i've never seen him before, so that means he is usually gone by 9pm, as that's when i clock in & that is when our kitchen closes.
he had a lot of drinks tonight & is one of those guys that would talk to a brick wall, as long as it gave him the occasional "uh huh" & "yeah"

anyways, he goes up to a friend of mine as my buddy was leaving & decides to try to take up for a girl, who is my friend's fiance. he says, "she sure is pretty. are you going to disrespect her in front of me again?" (fyi, my buddy has not in any way disrespected his fiance, they were actually having a very nice, quiet evening, this dude was just fucked up)

my buddy says, "what the fuck are you talking about?" this dude puts his hands on my friend's throat & my buddy decked him. one punch. dude was out. both of his legs folded behind him like crocop's leg did against gonzaga & he was out cold, breathing hard as fuck, as if uriah hall had just kicked him in the head.
the incident was nothing out of the ordinary, but the KO was brutal & the only shame is that no one was videotaping it.

i hated it happened when i was working, bc i had to take care of the guy afterwards, but it's the 1st non-mma related KO i have seen in a few years & it actually got me kind of excited. my gf says im twisted, but i just told her that a guy likes to see a dude get koed every once in a while, especially when he deserves it

thats a pretty funny story. damn, where's a camera when you need one

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airkerma » Posted 1/6/10 12:05:00PM


Posted by george112

Where is everyone!!!?? POST!!


You never posted an 'after'. Am I to assume you were unable to finish all of your fruity beers without breaking your camera?
Can't wait to post on this thread at 2pm Saturday during UFC on Fuel

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40ouncetofreedom » Posted 3/29/09 4:31:00PM

For Christmas my GF got me a membership to the Beer of the month club

They ship me different Micro-Brews each month and i fucking love it.I never thought i'd become a person to drink micro-brew and shit like that but lordy jesus they have delicious shit...

So far my favorite has been Coney Island Mermaid Pilsner, even the dark beers that i am not much a fan of have been excellent.

george112 » Posted 1/24/07 7:00:00PM


Posted by airkerma


Posted by george112

Where is everyone!!!?? POST!!


You never posted an 'after'. Am I to assume you were unable to finish all of your fruity beers without breaking your camera?
Can't wait to post on this thread at 2pm Saturday during UFC on Fuel



Haha those were my gfs beers that had been sitting for some time. I finished them but got caught up in halo matchmaking which was surprisingly, NOT fun

I prefer Dos equis. Shiner. Or budweiser. FOR THE RECORD

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airkerma » Posted 1/6/10 12:05:00PM

Crikey! Paul Sass has encouraged me to injest moar beers and brownies. Come on jitsu!

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airkerma » Posted 1/6/10 12:05:00PM


Posted by airkerma

Crikey! Paul Sass has encouraged me to injest moar beers and brownies. Come on jitsu!


Extra crikey! I just lost a 50 yard sprint to an 18 year old, wt!?!

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