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grappler0000 » Posted 3/24/07 5:29:00PM


Posted by cowcatcher

I'm a little sad I'm sober now...Might as well bust out the emergency crack.



Crack is whack

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cowcatcher » Posted 1/16/07 1:02:00AM


Posted by grappler0000


Posted by cowcatcher

I'm a little sad I'm sober now...Might as well bust out the emergency crack.



Crack is whack



Well, I'm all out of emergency ether.

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Budgellism » Posted 4/8/07 11:45:00AM

Very drunk right now

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jakewalters » Posted 1/14/12 12:02:00AM

Fuuuucked up on Jack Daniels and watching Epic Meal Time lol

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Poor_Franklin » Posted 6/7/11 4:52:00AM

Rich Franklin getting KOed = Me getting wasted tonight. Not too wasted to post in here, but i got pretty drunk. I asked my girlfriend to describe in one word how drunk i am right now. Her answer was "significant".

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Poor_Franklin » Posted 6/7/11 4:52:00AM

Mississippi State got blown the fuck out last night. So did I. I went into a tailspin of despair & got fucked up on tequila & jager. I walked home in the cold w/ no jacket. I puked my guts up when i got home. I spent way too much money at the bar. This is why I don't go out in public for rivalry games. My gf doesn't get it. I told her she doesn't have to get it. She just has to accept it &/or ignore it.

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george112 » Posted 1/24/07 7:00:00PM

I'm possibly going to be making an appearance in here later

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Bubbles » Posted 10/20/09 3:33:00PM

I probably should have been on here last night, but I decided my bed was more important. First time I've drank more than 3 beers in a night since like August I'm always driving as I live away from most of my friends in the city (10-20 min drive), but I've saved a ton of $ in doing so

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george112 » Posted 1/24/07 7:00:00PM

Ok .officially drunk

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Bubbles » Posted 10/20/09 3:33:00PM

fucking mother fucking Jeremy Stephens

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187 » Posted 5/31/09 9:00:00AM

homeboy's on his way, please don't tell my mum.

cowcatcher » Posted 1/16/07 1:02:00AM

Played Santa tonight for a gift giveaway for disadvantaged kids, got peed on 2 times, decided I needed a few drinks afterwards. Piss stained Santa does not get play from the ladies.

Showered and changed now, time for round 2!

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Bubbles » Posted 10/20/09 3:33:00PM

why didn't you try being the Billy Bob Thornton's "Bad Santa"? That should get some play

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Men be careful, female sexual predators are using a date rape drug called a Blowjob to trap men into scams called relationships.

cowcatcher » Posted 1/16/07 1:02:00AM


Posted by Bubbles

why didn't you try being the Billy Bob Thornton's "Bad Santa"? That should get some play



I'm too naturally jolly I guess.

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kopower » Posted 7/3/07 12:31:00AM

Went ice fishing for 4 hours and caught nothing. At least I have a decent buzz. My brother caught 3 crappies, that's it. The McDonalds drive through was open at 2 am, so thatwas a bonus.

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Billy Madison-

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


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