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twoguns365 » Posted 2/7/07 2:01:00PM


Posted by hotrodttt

Not gonna lie, I'd probably hit it



Not gonna lie, but she'll probably be the one doing the hitting...

roadking95th » Posted 1/17/07 2:43:00PM

Buubles looks like he is ready for war!!!!

Bubbles » Posted 10/20/09 3:33:00PM


Posted by bjj1605




Things I would rather have sex with.



Sarah Jessica Parker

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Theoutlaw08 » Posted 3/23/11 3:38:00PM

I don't think I'm ready to be punished by a tough woman in bed. Im more for the prissy girly type. Having sex with her would be what I imagine a HJ from Chuck Norris would feel like.

ruyen » Posted 9/16/09 12:49:00PM


Posted by Theoutlaw08

I don't think I'm ready to be punished by a tough woman in bed. Im more for the prissy girly type. Having sex with her would be what I imagine a HJ from Chuck Norris would feel like.


You imagine getting HJ's from Chuck Norris?

emfleek » Posted 11/18/07 4:54:00PM


Posted by ruyen

You imagine getting HJ's from Chuck Norris?



What's so abnormal about that?

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Theoutlaw08 » Posted 3/23/11 3:38:00PM


Posted by emfleek


Posted by ruyen

You imagine getting HJ's from Chuck Norris?



What's so abnormal about that?




I thought it was normal...I also imagine tickling his beard.
Whats wrong with that?

machodog76 » Posted 6/26/07 10:37:00PM


Posted by NE-1

I heard she's huge....

nah just average, it's not more than 6 inches.

kopower » Posted 7/3/07 12:31:00AM

Sarah Jessica Parker vs Cyborg

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


40ouncetpkid » Posted 5/3/11 12:43:00AM

Giggety giggety I'm in love! She can choke my chicken as long as she wants I would never tap!

BeeR » Posted 6/28/09 1:36:00PM

Id need a bottle of Whiskey, 5 gallons of Lube, and a very small dick to hit that

Bubbles » Posted 10/20/09 3:33:00PM


Posted by BeeR

Id need a bottle of Whiskey, 5 gallons of Lube, and a very small dick to hit that



well you already have 1 of those 3

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The best cure for insomnia is a lot of sex. Even if it doesn't end up putting you to sleep, you don't mind so much

Men be careful, female sexual predators are using a date rape drug called a Blowjob to trap men into scams called relationships.

BeeR » Posted 6/28/09 1:36:00PM

damn right, I always by KY in bulk.

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