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Posted 5/31/09 9:00:00AM The Unearthly lyrics in description.. yesss.. |
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Bubbles »
Posted 10/20/09 3:33:00PM [chorus] I just had sex And it felt so good (Felt so good) A woman let me put My penis inside of her I just had sex And I'll never go back (Never go back) To the not-having-sex Ways of the past Have you ever had sex? I have it felt great It felt so good When I did it with my penis A girl let me do it It literally just happened Having sex can make a nice Man out of the meanest Never guess where I just came from I had sex If I had to describe the feeling It was the best When I had the sex Man my penis felt great And I called my parents Right after I was done Oh hey, didn't see you there Guess what I just did? Had sex, undressed Saw her boobies and the rest Was sure nice of her to let you Do that thing Nice of any girl ever Now sing [chorus] To be honest I'm surprised She even wanted me to do it Doesn't really make sense But man, screw it I ain't one to argue With a good thing She could be my wife That good? The best 30 seconds of my life (My life) I'm so humbled by a girls ability To let me do her Cuz honestly I'd have sex With a pile of manure With that in mind The soft, nice smelling girls better Cuz she let me wear My chain and turtle neck sweater .... She kept looking at her watch (Doesn't matter, had sex) But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, had sex) I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex) She put a bag on my head (Still counts) _______________________________________ |
Vero3 »
Posted 9/3/12 10:15:00PM1 Awwww Roadking95th!! You love all of the same songs that I like! LOVED the Beastie Boys ! |
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jay98107 »
Posted 1/24/07 6:50:00PM Big Star's Thirteen is one of my favorites, perhaps the best adolescent love song ever written. Won't you let me walk you home from school Won't you let me meet you at the pool Maybe Friday I can get tickets for the dance and I'll take you Won't you tell your dad, "Get off my back" Tell him what we said 'bout 'Paint It Black' Rock 'n Roll is here to stay Come inside where it's okay And I'll shake you. Won't you tell me what you're thinking of Would you be an outlaw for my love If it's so, well, let me know If it's "no", well, I can go I won't make you |
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cowcatcher »
Posted 1/16/07 1:02:00AM When it comes to taking advice from songs, I always listen to Jimmy Soul. link If you wanna be happy For the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you. A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall. As soon as he marries her Then she starts to do The things that will break his heart. But if you make an ugly woman your wife, You'll be happy for the rest of your life, An ugly woman cooks her meals on time, She'll always give you peace of mind. Don't let your friends say You have no taste, Go ahead and marry anyway, Though her face is ugly, Her eyes don't match, Take it from me she's a better catch. Say man. Hey baby. Saw your wife the other day. Yeah? Yeah, she's ugly. Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook. Yeah?. Okay. |
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ThaAxeMurderer7 »
Posted 1/16/08 9:55:00PM The lyrics to "Sandstorm" make my heart just want to melt. |
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cowcatcher »
Posted 1/16/07 1:02:00AM Who can forget this gem from when nerds had dominion over Alpha Betas? Are you ready? Are you ready for the sex girls The hot hot, Levi big hot girls Are you ready for the sex girls The right white ultra-bright nice nice girls They can play pool in your home and take off all of their clothes They can talk about locals and the nowhere to go's They are women without any faults Are you ready for the pony girls The wild ride fast pony girls Are you ready for the lonely girls The sad sad oh sad lonely girls They got time on their hands, They got skin like seals They can talk about love, they know how it feels They are women without any faults One comes over then they all come over Then they party all around your house One gets too romantic, one gets kinda frantic, one stays quiet as a mouse Bikinis gleaming in the morning light, you might loose your life… They go crazy in the bedroom, they might explode, they might Are you ready for the sex girls The fine fine super special real sex girls Are you ready for the best girls The show me, show me the best girls There's a knock on the door, and they're in your house If you can't talk love then you'd better get out They are women without any fault ….and they are never accidental And the party never ends so close your eyes and make a wish The sex girls will be there Are you ready for the sex girls Sex sex sex sex sex girls, Sex sex sex sex sex girls, Sex sex sex sex Are you ready for the sex girls The hot hot, Levi big hot girls Are you ready for the sex girls There's a knock on your door and they've come back again If you can't talk love then you'd better pretend They are women without any fault Are you ready for the sex girls No one is ready for the sex girls There's a knock on your door and you just gotta look So wild about loivin' the boy gets his look With his women without any faults Are you ready for the sex girls No one is ready for the sex girls |
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