"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent."
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Haa. Good stuff - not exactly intimidating, but a good start.
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"Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me." - Lee Van Cleef
“If we wish to preserve a free society, it is essential that we recognize that the desirability of a particular object is not sufficient justification for the use of coercion” - F.A. Hayek
Haha, I love the way things sound when they are translated from Japanese.
Ref ! I hope you got your motherf***ing boys back , because I'm gonna wup dat ass('
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