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War Machine apprehended by U.S. Marshal service in Simi Valley, Calif.

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The search for Jonathan Koppenhaver, aka War Machine, is over.

A press release from the Simi Valley (Calif.) Police Department today announced the fighter’s arrest at an Extended Stay America Hotel in Simi Valley.

Koppenhaver was taken into custody without incident by the Simi Valley police and the U.S. Marshal’s service, which pinpointed Koppenhaver’s location. He was found with “a small quantity of cash and some pizza.”

Koppenhaver was sought by Las Vegas police in connection with a brutal assault this past Friday on his former girlfriend, porn star Christy Mack.




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Post #1   8/15/14 7:01:37PM   

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Thank God this piece of shit was caught. He's the worst kinda guy there is.

I always laughed at his "I do Alpha Male Shit" shirts. His idea of Alpha Male shit is Roids, beating up chicks and from what it looks like Botox. The only Alpha Male shit he's gonna be doing in the near future is protecting his butthole from other "Alpha Males"

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I hope the next story we hear about that piece of crap, he is leaving prison in a body bag.

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Posted by teejay68

I hope the next story we hear about that piece of crap, he is leaving prison in a body bag.

He tries that Alpha Male shit in prison he'll get shanked with a toothbrush

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Posted by prophecy033

Thank God this piece of shit was caught. He's the worst kinda guy there is.

I always laughed at his "I do Alpha Male Shit" shirts. His idea of Alpha Male shit is Roids, beating up chicks and from what it looks like Botox. The only Alpha Male shit he's gonna be doing in the near future is protecting his butthole from other "Alpha Males"



Do u remember when he did porn and was like I'm a alpha male I fight and fuck for a living! What a pecker head

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He was found with “a small quantity of cash and some pizza.”

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He was found with “a small quantity of cash and some pizza.”




#alphamaleshit

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Guess dog lost his bounty

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Posted by prophecy033


Posted by teejay68

I hope the next story we hear about that piece of crap, he is leaving prison in a body bag.

He tries that Alpha Male shit in prison he'll get shanked with a toothbrush



Correction, he will be holding a pocket and taking one up the ass daily. No more county jail for him, big boy time coming.

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He was found with the help of US Marshals and Homeland Security. Pff probably honed in on his phone, don't disagree with his catching but seems like some Big Brother shit.

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Good riddance!

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Reading the article, laughed out loud at the pizza/cash thing. This guy can't be real. He is a parody of himself.

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Posted by tildengolfer

He was found with the help of US Marshals and Homeland Security. Pff probably honed in on his phone, don't disagree with his catching but seems like some Big Brother shit.


More like the maid, manager, or the pizza delivery man cashed in on an award...

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