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School Shut Down and Kids Hospitalized After 6th Grade Boys Spray Too Much Axe

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It is hardly news that pre-pubescent boys have no idea how to properly administer Axe body spray.

It is news when said inappropriate Axe use causes a school-wide shutdown.

Eight students were hospitalized, and two others were taken to their own doctors, after someone released the especially pungent body spray in a sixth grade classroom at 1 p.m. Emergency crews rushed to Medgar Evers College Preparatory School in Brooklyn to investigate the “hazardous” smell...



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Post #1   10/31/13 10:52:04PM   

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In related news, every whitetrash chick in the tri-state area showed up to the school.

Post #2   11/1/13 2:12:41AM   

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as Howard Wolowitz once said: (paraphrasing)
"...it doesn't work, no matter how much you put on."

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Post #3   11/1/13 10:18:35AM   

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When I was 18 I sprayed axe in some girls face because we were both drunk and she was annoying me. She didn't like it.

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Post #4   11/1/13 10:49:00AM   

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The is a special way you
Spray body spray ot cologne in that matter.
I know the secret of the spray. How many secs?? How far away to stand. Also what areas women find it appealing

Post #5   11/1/13 2:27:02PM   

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With some duct tape and a can of axe you can make your very own pre-pubescent tear gas canister.

Post #6   11/2/13 6:31:30PM