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This one is simple. Each post will have two parts two it.

Part 1: Answer the 'Would You Rather?' question on the post above you

Part 2: Come up with your own for the next person

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Post #1   6/28/13 12:33:48AM   

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Would you rather have both your legs broken once a year by Tito Santana OR have a device implanted outside your asshole that shoots a paintball at very high velocity into your asshole every time you fart?

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Post #2   6/28/13 12:35:08AM   

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Answer: have a device implanted outside your asshole that shoots a paintball at very high velocity into your asshole every time you fart. I can control my farts. Getting my arms broke would mean I couldn't do much. Like go on here or do what the internet was made for.




Would You Rather, eat baby chicks alive twice a week or eat kittens alive twice a week? Now before you go all I hate cats on me, google kittens. Do it. And baby chicks while you are on Google.

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Posted by ChrisSabal
Getting my arms broke would mean I couldn't do much. Like go on here or do what the internet was made for.



you mean... ahem... adult websites?

Answer: I would rather eat baby chicks twice a week. Chirp at me will they?!

Would You Rather: Have the stereotypical Bubba make you his prison bitch or have Mike Tyson use your head like a speed bag?

Post #4   6/28/13 2:14:54AM   

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Posted by ChrisSabal
Getting my arms broke would mean I couldn't do much. Like go on here or do what the internet was made for.



you mean... ahem... adult websites?

Answer: I would rather eat baby chicks twice a week. Chirp at me will they?!

Would You Rather: Have the stereotypical Bubba make you his prison bitch or have Mike Tyson use your head like a speed bag?



Mike Tyson use my head as a speed bag, because I've got one hellofachin.



Would you rather have your arm snapped by Frank Mir, Or take a Overeem knee to the liver?

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I'd take a Frank Mir arm break... I already do enough damage to my own liver

Would you rather let Dan Henderson hit you full clip every 6 months in the face or have Wes Anderson film every sexual act you participate in for the rest of your life

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Film away. as long as there isn't anything additional to the filming, cuz nobody wants to see that.

Would you rather have an issue where daily you can't help but to have rotten smelling squidgy skid marks in your drawers, or have nipples that constantly bleed through shirts, bras, pads, or whatever you try to use to cover it up?

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Posted by Drudinh

Film away. as long as there isn't anything additional to the filming, cuz nobody wants to see that.

Would you rather have an issue where daily you can't help but to have rotten smelling squidgy skid marks in your drawers, or have nipples that constantly bleed through shirts, bras, pads, or whatever you try to use to cover it up?



Skid Marks,

Would you rather, Bite into a used Urinal cake from a dive bar, Or Have Fiery poops that makes you go back and forth forever and while shitting you to have watch videos of Oprah sobbing into a lean cuisine ?

And Part II

for anyones brave enough....Would you rather be a girl in 2 girls 1 cup, or the dude in Kids in the Sandbox ?

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Posted by iwannabesedated


Posted by Drudinh

Film away. as long as there isn't anything additional to the filming, cuz nobody wants to see that.

Would you rather have an issue where daily you can't help but to have rotten smelling squidgy skid marks in your drawers, or have nipples that constantly bleed through shirts, bras, pads, or whatever you try to use to cover it up?



Skid Marks,

Would you rather, Bite into a used Urinal cake from a dive bar, Or Have Fiery poops that makes you go back and forth forever and while shitting you to have watch videos of Oprah sobbing into a lean cuisine ?

And Part II

for anyones brave enough....Would you rather be a girl in 2 girls 1 cup, or the dude in Kids in the Sandbox ?



TOUGH DECISION.
Probably kid in the sandbox




Question

Would you rather Fuck a women who is HIV positive bareback no rubber. Two shots inside her. Or....

Fuck your grandma once. I'll let you turn the lights out

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Posted by prozacnation1978


Posted by iwannabesedated


Posted by Drudinh

Film away. as long as there isn't anything additional to the filming, cuz nobody wants to see that.

Would you rather have an issue where daily you can't help but to have rotten smelling squidgy skid marks in your drawers, or have nipples that constantly bleed through shirts, bras, pads, or whatever you try to use to cover it up?



Skid Marks,

Would you rather, Bite into a used Urinal cake from a dive bar, Or Have Fiery poops that makes you go back and forth forever and while shitting you to have watch videos of Oprah sobbing into a lean cuisine ?

And Part II

for anyones brave enough....Would you rather be a girl in 2 girls 1 cup, or the dude in Kids in the Sandbox ?



TOUGH DECISION.
Probably kid in the sandbox




Question

Would you rather Fuck a women who is HIV positive bareback no rubber. Two shots inside her. Or....

Fuck your grandma once. I'll let you turn the lights out



HIV Positive, if Magic can beat it so can I!


Your going to jail for life who do you want as your jailmate, a horny and gay GSP, or just Aaron Hernandez Keep in mind Aaron Hernandez had no problem executing his friend.

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Your going to jail for life who do you want as your jailmate, a horny and gay GSP, or just Aaron Hernandez Keep in mind Aaron Hernandez had no problem executing his friend.




Hernandez at least he would finish


Would you rather box a kangaroo or wrestle bear






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Hernandez at least he would finish


Would you rather box a kangaroo or wrestle bear



Hmm.. both end with me getting disemboweled, which I'm against. I guess I'd have more a chance to KO a kangaroo than subbing out a bear, so I'll go with the kangaroo.

WOULD YOU RATHER: Change gender every time you sneeze OR not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby

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Posted by jakewalters

WOULD YOU RATHER: Change gender every time you sneeze OR not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby


change gender fo shizzle! I can get to play with titties much more often, plus I can go into their changeroom and not have to hide in a locker

WOULD YOU RATHER have a threesome with a horse and hippo or a threesome with Sarah Jessica Parker and Oprah?

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Posted by Bubbles


Posted by jakewalters

WOULD YOU RATHER: Change gender every time you sneeze OR not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby


change gender fo shizzle! I can get to play with titties much more often, plus I can go into their changeroom and not have to hide in a locker

WOULD YOU RATHER have a threesome with a horse and hippo or a threesome with Sarah Jessica Parker and Oprah?



horse and a hippo. Easy.

Would You Rather: suck on your mom's tit to be able to fall asleep or get head kicked by Cro Crop to be able to fall asleep?

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Posted by ChrisSabal

horse and a hippo. Easy.

Would You Rather: suck on your mom's tit to be able to fall asleep or get head kicked by Cro Crop to be able to fall asleep?



Damn. I mean... to be honest I would have a tough time sleeping after sucking my mom's tit. I would have no problem sleeping after a CC headkick. I'll go with Mirko.

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