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Have you ever sat on the pooster so long your legs go numb?

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I used to all the time at work. At home when I do I try and walk down the hallway it feels like I'm walking on my ankles. lolperfect for this hahahahaha

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Post #1   6/15/13 2:42:05PM   

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yes actually. but i dont even have to be sitting long. Circulation problems

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Post #2   6/15/13 2:54:35PM   

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I poost daily

Post #3   6/15/13 3:02:44PM   

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I pretty much dump and dash. Average time on the can is probably around 2 minutes.

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


Post #4   6/15/13 4:03:40PM   

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I hate to be that guy to put a downer on poosting and I often poost myself however it really isn't medically recommended to sit on the toliet for prolonged periods of time.

I only know this because it was mentioned on the JRE - here's highlights of an article I found for you:

"Hemorrhoids are derived from anatomical structures called anal cushions — like small balloons — embedded within the wall of the anal canal. When abdominal pressure is increased, these cushions instantly fill with blood to form a hydraulic seal to help prevent leakage.

"If the anal cushions become stretched out or get irritated, they are called hemorrhoids and can cause bleeding, itching, pain, and the protrusion of tissue through the rectum," the last condition also known as Jimmyfallonitis. "Sitting on the toilet too long can increase pressure on these anal cushions, which may eventually cause them to become hemorrhoids."



As for whether I have numbed my legs before... We've all had that one bad meal.....

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Post #5   6/15/13 4:49:32PM   

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All the time. I thought I had something wrong with me until this thread. Thanks...it's like therapy. No hemorroids yet.

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Posted by jjeans

I hate to be that guy to put a downer on poosting



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I had some Age of Empires game on my phone and would sit on the toilet for thirty minutes sometimes playing it. Like walking on two peg legs when you stand up.

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A long sports page is always the cause of this for me.

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I never had it happen ever.

I do usually read on the toilet.
More reading than pooding

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Posted by jjeans

I hate to be that guy to put a downer on poosting and I often poost myself however it really isn't medically recommended to sit on the toliet for prolonged periods of time.

I only know this because it was mentioned on the JRE - here's highlights of an article I found for you:

"Hemorrhoids are derived from anatomical structures called anal cushions — like small balloons — embedded within the wall of the anal canal. When abdominal pressure is increased, these cushions instantly fill with blood to form a hydraulic seal to help prevent leakage.

"If the anal cushions become stretched out or get irritated, they are called hemorrhoids and can cause bleeding, itching, pain, and the protrusion of tissue through the rectum," the last condition also known as Jimmyfallonitis. "Sitting on the toilet too long can increase pressure on these anal cushions, which may eventually cause them to become hemorrhoids."



As for whether I have numbed my legs before... We've all had THOSE ONE TRILLION bad mealS.....




So thats what those things are????

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He's been known to cure narcalepsy by just walking into a room. His orgin donation card list his beard. He is a lover not a fighter but he's also a fighter so don't get any idea's he is SpiderSilva I'm the baddest man alive

Post #11   6/17/13 12:12:13PM