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Posted by jjeans

I'm a carer so somedays the residents are fine
Other days there sitting naked in there commode whilst you give them a shower and there having a horrible case of explosive diarrhoea with it splashing right on your brand new shoes

Ive got stories of residents washing there teeth with toliet brushes. Also a co-worker tried to hit on me whilst I was wiping shit off the floor and she was washing a mans leg whilst he was still shitting on the toliet...

But the worse resident is one who poo'd in the sink, was using it as make up and then threw it at me.... For the record they are in severe stages of dementia

Never a dull moment in the care home lol. You're either cut out to be a carer or you aren't! Somedays I question whether I'm cut out to be one when your cleaning out old people's foreskins, female carers don't do it because they don't know it has to be done and I'm one of only 2 male carers... So sometimes it's been a while............



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Post #16   4/29/13 10:33:00AM   

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I worked for Iron City Uniform rental. The trucks would go from businees like lawn care, machine shops, car garages, picking up the weeks dirty uniforms, floor mats, grease rags, dust mops, etc. I would come from school and empty the trucks. you had to separate pants with the pants and shirts with the shirts. There where 2 different types of material that you had to separate. 10 trucks a night all the size of a typical UPS truck. some days waist high in dirty clothes. It was filthy but I worked with 2 dudes that were both my age like 16 at the time and they left us alone so we fucked off a ton.

Post #17   4/29/13 10:35:43AM   

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Wow, JJeans. Much respect for you man. I couldn't do that.

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Post #18   4/29/13 10:46:37AM   

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Worked at Chuck E Cheese as my first job at 16. I dont like other peoples kids, and they were just very annoying, bratty kids. I ended up quitting after a while as it conflicted with my basketball schedule.

Every other job has had its positives and negatives

Worked in hotels for around 8 years or so, so many stories from my own to my 3 brothers who worked in there as well. From seeing hot hot naked women, people shooting pornos, meeting celebs, getting harassed by Police Detectives. Was a good time

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I've worked some hard physical jobs, but didn't really hate any of them. I was a house mover for my uncle's company, meaning we took houses off their foundations and put them on flatbeds to move them to another location. you have to dig holes into the basement to get I-beams under the house and if it rains, the basements flood and you have to work in the shitty cold water building giant cribs that go around the jacks that lift the house up. The pumps never get the water out fast enough and it's ball busting work without the water and mud that come with rain. I started doing that when I was 12, and did it for more than a few years on and off during summers or when they needed extra help.

I'm not a fan of heights and I installed bleachers, basketball hoops, and curtains to divide gyms as well. Being on a scissor lift 30 feet up with a guy that knows that you don't like heights is no fun either. Scissor lifts swing back and forth a lot really easily. I'm lucky to have never pooped my pants while one of my buddies was fucking with me on one of those things.

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Posted by cowcatcher

I've worked some hard physical jobs, but didn't really hate any of them. I was a house mover for my uncle's company, meaning we took houses off their foundations and put them on flatbeds to move them to another location. you have to dig holes into the basement to get I-beams under the house and if it rains, the basements flood and you have to work in the shitty cold water building giant cribs that go around the jacks that lift the house up. The pumps never get the water out fast enough and it's ball busting work without the water and mud that come with rain. I started doing that when I was 12, and did it for more than a few years on and off during summers or when they needed extra help.




I did this to 3 homes it is some ball bustin work but its makes for a pretty bad ass story for sure. I also moved mobile homes and climbing under on of them is pretty nasty especially if the crawl space is only about a foot and a half or so.

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Posted by tcunningham

my squad was in charge of cleaning the shitting areas when i was in Iraq. when i say shitting areas i mean four 50gal drums cut in half full of human shit. every few days we had to fill them with diesel fuel and light it on fire. then we had to stand there and stir the shit pot until all the shit was burned. after a while we got so used to it we would sit around it like a damn camp fire. good times.


was there hotdogs and marshmallows

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