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happy bday bro! Im gonna call you directly later & sing you the bday song

Post #16   4/3/13 2:56:22PM   

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Happy bday man

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Post #17   4/3/13 3:22:25PM   

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Happy B-Day to the baddest man alive....
Happy B-Day to the fastest white man alive....

Not only is 36 the size of my arms, it's the age of the CEO, COO, of Sonnen Promotions, LL(C)hael.

36 - the number of takedowns I will get in the 1st round.

36 - the number of times Joe Rogan says "Chael Sonnen is MY HERO!"

36 - the number of piss breaks Mike Goldberg will take prior to the main event.

I told Jon I would do two things for him on my B-Day...

1) I will walk into the cage at UFC 159 with the 2 white girls that Jonny drove into the telephone pole with.....I will provide them with unlimited texts....LOL, OMG, etc., etc., etc.

2) Jon asked me if he could hire ME to coach him for his upcoming fight against ME...I told him I would think about it.

Lastly, I had a great, quick conversation with Momma Sonnen on the phone....this is what went down...

Momma Sonnen: Happy B-Day sweetie....
Chael : Thanks mom.....you are welcome for giving birth to me....
Momma Sonnen: Love you, stay safe honey...
Chael: I love me too Mom.....you are welcome!

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Post #18   4/3/13 3:32:39PM   

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happy birthday Chael!!!!

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Post #19   4/3/13 4:17:03PM   

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Happy B-Day

Post #20   4/3/13 10:36:53PM   

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Happy (B)irthday Chael!

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Post #21   4/4/13 12:04:38AM   

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I actually celebrate Chaels birthday on Christmas



Happy Bday C_S.

Post #22   4/4/13 12:05:57AM   

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Chael Actually wrote me a poem. Has he done that for any of you?

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Chael, I know this violates our brotherhood code of honor and the code of private messaging but I have to put this here as proof that you sang to me.


From: Chael_Sonnen
To: KungFuMaster
Subject: Truth Talker
Message:

To answer your question....(Y)es I am......

I lift barbell plates. I eat T-bone steaks. I'm sweeter than a German chocolate cake. How much more of me can you take?

I'm the reflection of perfection, the number one selection.

I'm the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour.

I am the women's pet, the men's regret. What you see is what you get. And what you don't see is better yet.

I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. There's nobody as beautiful or as powerful as me!

I am the sensation of the nation. The number-one creation.

I am.....Chael P. Sonnen (UFC LHW Champ)

Post #24   4/4/13 11:55:52PM   

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happy (belated) birthday

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Chael, I know this violates our brotherhood code of honor and the code of private messaging but I have to put this here as proof that you sang to me.


From: Chael_Sonnen
To: KungFuMaster
Subject: Truth Talker
Message:

To answer your question....(Y)es I am......

I lift barbell plates. I eat T-bone steaks. I'm sweeter than a German chocolate cake. How much more of me can you take?

I'm the reflection of perfection, the number one selection.

I'm the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour.

I am the women's pet, the men's regret. What you see is what you get. And what you don't see is better yet.

I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. There's nobody as beautiful or as powerful as me!

I am the sensation of the nation. The number-one creation.

I am.....Chael P. Sonnen (UFC LHW Champ)



Chael, I'm just curious as to why there are parenthesis around the letter Y. Is it like a stretched out Y as in Yyyyyyyes or Yyyyyyyyno? Because if it is - it may prompt unwanted controversy. Just looking out for you, Champ.

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