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Man Fakes Own Kidnapping to Avoid His Girlfriend

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grappler0000

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New York City police say they found Rahmell Pettway, 36, apparently dumped between two parked cars in Brooklyn. He was bound with duct tape, looked beat up and complained of pain in his ribs. He was transported to a hospital where at first he claimed he was unable to recall what had happened...

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Post #1   3/11/13 1:26:34PM   

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Now THAT's how a man does it

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Post #2   3/11/13 1:47:37PM   

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Trying to pull a Quagmire.

Post #3   3/11/13 2:08:58PM   

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LOL I don't even know what to say what a jackass

Post #4   3/11/13 2:59:05PM   

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Post #5   3/11/13 4:03:04PM   

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she must be a real cunt

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Post #6   3/11/13 4:19:14PM   

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Posted by Poor_Franklin

she must be a real cunt





That was my first thought too.

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Post #7   3/11/13 5:05:26PM   

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I actually thought this was gonna be the story of Kpro's disappearance.

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


Post #8   3/11/13 6:28:47PM   

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Just break up with the bitch

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Post #9   3/12/13 4:57:22PM   

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This move is strictly for married men. He got a hold of the handbook


Rampage would say this is pretty Beta

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Post #10   3/12/13 5:01:33PM