Ronda Rousey: I have sex as much as possible pre fight |
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shaneTpain
MMA Sensei
Career record: 399-259
Season: 39-20 (#605)
Location: Canada
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I'd drag my balls through a cactus field full of broken glass just to sniff Rondas dryer lint 
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Post #16 11/29/12 3:04:57PM
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Dberntson
Standup Guy
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Season: 29-18 (#1289)
Location: St. Paul, MN
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If that is the case, if I was her boyfriend, I would hope she would lose that UFC title right away, as we all know the majority of UFC champions usually only fight twice a year tops. 
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Post #17 11/29/12 3:05:19PM
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Posted by shaneTpain
I'd drag my balls through a cactus field full of broken glass just to sniff Rondas dryer lint
Gotta spread the love
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Post #18 11/29/12 3:18:02PM
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Mhunt1140
Learning to Sprawl
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Talk about good news.
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Post #19 11/29/12 3:25:44PM
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Posted by shaneTpain
I'd drag my balls through a cactus field full of broken glass just to sniff Rondas dryer lint
I'm picturing you as Georges saying this in his voice (as per your av) 
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Post #20 11/29/12 3:29:41PM
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MODular Approach
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The first fan that publicly asked Arianny to the prom was granted his wish. So...
but that never actually happened due to "scheduling conflicts." That kid also ran an MMA site or something and had an in with fighters and other personalities
I was just trying to keep hope alive, you dream crusher!
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Post #21 11/29/12 3:31:40PM
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Gogoplatapus
MMA Sensei
Career record: 576-395
Season: 14-10 (#1994)
Location: Calgary
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"Hey Ronda, get out there and tell people how much you like to fuck before a fight, thatll grab you some more attention instead of, I dunno, fighting. In the mean time, we'll search high an low for an opponent that we can prop up as a threat and you can armbar the shit out of her and internet boners will swell wishing that they were that girls shoulder"
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Post #22 11/29/12 4:00:20PM
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Heavyweight Champ
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Season: 41-18 (#294)
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Posted by Dberntson
If that is the case, if I was her boyfriend, I would hope she would lose that UFC title right away, as we all know the majority of UFC champions usually only fight twice a year tops.
This. She strikes me as the taker, not the giver of sexual relations. I feel sorry for the sucker that can't last more than a few minutes in bed with her. I suppose it wouldn't be any different than her fights though, so she's used to it.
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Billy Madison-
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.
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Post #23 11/29/12 5:11:30PM
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MMA Sensei
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Season: 26-20 (#1513)
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no, she's definitely a bronco rider in the sack, no way she lays back and takes it, Ill bet my left nut and a kick in the right that she rides it hard and talks all sorts of dirty shit that would put a hooker to shame, I can read women like that every time.
Except this one girl who looked like a freak and ended up being a starfish.
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Post #24 11/29/12 5:54:55PM
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machodog76
Belt Contender
Career record: 942-601
Season: 35-24 (#773)
Location: portland
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Posted by Gogoplatapus
"Hey Ronda, get out there and tell people how much you like to fuck before a fight, thatll grab you some more attention instead of, I dunno, fighting. In the mean time, we'll search high an low for an opponent that we can prop up as a threat and you can armbar the shit out of her and internet boners will swell wishing that they were that girls shoulder"
To be fair she did fight in August and she has fought 8 times in 2 years, thats a decent average. Also unless the Rome was in on it she's just answering a question, not blurting out, "I fuck a lot." I thought it was funny.
Last edited 11/29/12 6:00PM by machodog76
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Post #25 11/29/12 5:58:11PM
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Standup Guy
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"Yo, fight time's coming up." So good. Fie on the haters.
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Post #26 11/29/12 6:02:14PM
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DJBlankenship
MMA Regular
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Post #27 11/29/12 6:11:31PM
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Emma Watson Picture Incoming
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OMG a female MMA fighter using sexual comments to get attention in the media...That's a real shocker right there. Y'all are thirsty puppets.
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Post #28 11/29/12 6:55:06PM
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Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 998-547
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Posted by BeeR
no, she's definitely a bronco rider in the sack, no way she lays back and takes it, Ill bet my left nut and a kick in the right that she rides it hard and talks all sorts of dirty shit that would put a hooker to shame, I can read women like that every time.
Except this one girl who looked like a freak and ended up being a starfish.
That's what I meant. She just takes whatever she wants, when she wants.
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Billy Madison-
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.
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Post #29 11/29/12 7:13:14PM
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MMA Sensei
Career record: 636-394
Season: 26-20 (#1513)
Location: Ontario, WHAT!
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so sorry, I thought you were saying she's the type to lay back and take it.
my bad monsieur 
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