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mrsmiley
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 911-532
Season: 21-3 (#55)
Location: Middletown,OH
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How to be better than Lyoto
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Post #1 11/16/12 5:09:41PM
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DeadHead988
MMA Sensei
Career record: 231-189
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Waukesha, WI
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Post #2 11/16/12 5:15:52PM
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Slight Reach Advantage
Career record: 428-228
Season: 19-5 (#282)
Location: Ronda Rousey's Guard
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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties.
that's what she said?
Last edited 11/16/12 5:21PM by Poor_Franklin
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Post #3 11/16/12 5:20:56PM
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pmoney
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 524-304
Season: 19-5 (#343)
Location: PD, CA, USA
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......... yeah Im not trying to eat jizz or drink piss..
. That's beat 
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Post #4 11/16/12 5:22:54PM
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warglory
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 465-318
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Portland, ME
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So did you do a search for "semen" on Barnes and Noble's website?
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Post #5 11/16/12 6:00:43PM
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The Playground OG
Career record: 647-454
Season: 18-6 (#794)
Location: Lake Jackson, Texas
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Post #6 11/16/12 6:10:19PM
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Bubbles > jakewalters
Career record: 578-349
Season: 21-3 (#55)
Location: Hamilton, Ontario
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I heard about this book (or something similar) a year ago or so. I'll gladly supply the ingredient for a nominal fee 
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Post #7 11/16/12 7:39:30PM
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BuffaloDave
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 357-207
Season: 17-7 (#771)
Location: Buffalo, New York
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Posted by warglory
So did you do a search for "semen" on Barnes and Noble's website?
Same thing I was thinking.
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Post #8 11/16/12 7:56:27PM
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mrsmiley
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 911-532
Season: 21-3 (#55)
Location: Middletown,OH
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No I didn't search.LOL.
Their was an article on Yahoo on what not to buy a guy for christmas.
Someone said every guy should own this book,so................
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Post #9 11/16/12 10:08:20PM
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prozacnation1978
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 993-519
Season: 20-4 (#43)
Location: san diego
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My semen is available if need be
And its super !!
I almost got three different girls pregnant this year !!!
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Post #10 11/17/12 10:54:12AM
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DeadHead988
MMA Sensei
Career record: 231-189
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Waukesha, WI
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Posted by prozacnation1978
My semen is available if need be
And its super !!
I almost got three different girls pregnant this year !!!
Almost? Clearly not super...
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Post #11 11/17/12 1:48:04PM
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Emma Watson Picture Incoming
Career record: 651-410
Season: 19-5 (#490)
Location: England & Wales
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Posted by DeadHead988
Posted by prozacnation1978
My semen is available if need be
And its super !!
I almost got three different girls pregnant this year !!!
Almost? Clearly not super...
I've got some super semen, me and my gf had a black baby! We'd only been dating 6 months, talk about super semen!
Last edited 11/17/12 2:13PM by jjeans
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Post #12 11/17/12 2:11:46PM
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Bubbles > jakewalters
Career record: 578-349
Season: 21-3 (#55)
Location: Hamilton, Ontario
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Posted by jjeans
I've got some super semen, me and my gf had a black baby! We'd only been dating 6 months, talk about super semen!
sorry to burst your bubble but that just means Antonio Cromartie knocked up your gf 3 months before you met her
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The best cure for insomnia is a lot of sex. Even if it doesn't end up putting you to sleep, you don't mind so much
Men be careful, female sexual predators are using a date rape drug called a Blowjob to trap men into scams called relationships.
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Post #13 11/17/12 4:05:46PM
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warglory
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 465-318
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Portland, ME
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I love how this thread has turned into a semen bragging contest. It seemed like the most logical route...and no, I'm not exaggerating.
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Post #14 11/17/12 5:55:04PM
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mrsmiley
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 911-532
Season: 21-3 (#55)
Location: Middletown,OH
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I call mine "Webbing",ala,Spiderman!
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Post #15 11/17/12 7:56:47PM
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