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How to be better than Lyoto

Post #1   11/16/12 5:09:41PM   

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Post #2   11/16/12 5:15:52PM   

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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties.


that's what she said?

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Post #3   11/16/12 5:20:56PM   

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......... yeah Im not trying to eat jizz or drink piss..
. That's beat

Post #4   11/16/12 5:22:54PM   

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So did you do a search for "semen" on Barnes and Noble's website?

Post #5   11/16/12 6:00:43PM   

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Post #6   11/16/12 6:10:19PM   

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I heard about this book (or something similar) a year ago or so. I'll gladly supply the ingredient for a nominal fee

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Posted by warglory

So did you do a search for "semen" on Barnes and Noble's website?



Same thing I was thinking.

Post #8   11/16/12 7:56:27PM   

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No I didn't search.LOL.
Their was an article on Yahoo on what not to buy a guy for christmas.
Someone said every guy should own this book,so................

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My semen is available if need be
And its super !!

I almost got three different girls pregnant this year !!!

Post #10   11/17/12 10:54:12AM   

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Posted by prozacnation1978

My semen is available if need be
And its super !!

I almost got three different girls pregnant this year !!!



Almost? Clearly not super...

Post #11   11/17/12 1:48:04PM   

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Posted by DeadHead988


Posted by prozacnation1978

My semen is available if need be
And its super !!

I almost got three different girls pregnant this year !!!



Almost? Clearly not super...



I've got some super semen, me and my gf had a black baby! We'd only been dating 6 months, talk about super semen!

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Post #12   11/17/12 2:11:46PM   

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Posted by jjeans
I've got some super semen, me and my gf had a black baby! We'd only been dating 6 months, talk about super semen!


sorry to burst your bubble but that just means Antonio Cromartie knocked up your gf 3 months before you met her

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Post #13   11/17/12 4:05:46PM   

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I love how this thread has turned into a semen bragging contest. It seemed like the most logical route...and no, I'm not exaggerating.

Post #14   11/17/12 5:55:04PM   

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I call mine "Webbing",ala,Spiderman!

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