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UFC 154: Darren Elkins epic street fight in the men's room

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"The last street fight I got into was a bar fight. I don't really go out to bars anymore. Anyway, there was this guy, and he was trying to fight one of my buddies. They ended up having some words. I think they pushed each other, and got kicked out of the bar. We were with a group of people. My wife and all her friends were there.

After we got kicked out, we went to another bar. When we got there, this same guy ended up there and was hitting on my wife and calling her all kinds of names right in front of me, all because she told him she was married. I told him, 'Hey man, you need to get out of here now.' As soon as I saw that he ended up in the same place we did, again, I knew there was going to be trouble. I told him that, and he walked away.

About ten minutes later, I go to the bathroom, and as I'm peeing, the guy sucker punches me. He like runs up and punches me in my face. This happened mid-pee. I was unzipped and everything. I finished up, zipped up, and took another punch in the process. After I zipped up, well, let's just say I beat him up. I pushed him up against the bathroom stall, I hit him with a couple right hands, I kneed him and pretty much stomped his ass.

As I'm punching him in the face, the guy says, 'I'm done.' I'm like, 'What about when I was pissing? Where did these rules come in? What about the rules that you don't f*cking punch somebody when they're at the urinal peeing?' He's like 'I'm done! I'm done!' like that was going to stop me from giving him one more. Now he has rules? No way. I didn't hurt him permanently or anything, I just taught him a lesson about sucker punching people at a urinal. Hopefully that's my last street fight. It was definitely an awkward situation."

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Post #1   11/16/12 11:39:55AM   

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.

Post #2   11/16/12 11:56:59AM   

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that was awesome. i love hearing stories about people fucking w/ MMArtists. it must be a humbling experience for them.

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Post #3   11/16/12 1:08:18PM   

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Yeah any story about any douchebag getting curb stomped I can get behind.

Post #4   11/16/12 2:19:36PM   

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I knew human cawkfighting was full of violent people.

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Post #5   11/16/12 2:33:24PM   

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WAR ELKINS! Whether in a Bathroom or Octagon!

Post #6   11/16/12 2:36:50PM   

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That is so low, sucker punching someone while they pee. If it were me I would have just peed on the dude, and then punched him after.

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Posted by warglory

That is so low, sucker punching someone while they pee. If it were me I would have just peed on the dude, and then punched him after.





I was thinking the same thing.

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Post #8   11/16/12 6:37:44PM   

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Posted by warglory

That is so low, sucker punching someone while they pee. If it were me I would have just peed on the dude, and then punched him after.

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Posted by Poor_Franklin

that was awesome. i love hearing stories about people fucking w/ MMArtists. it must be a humbling experience for them.



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Post #10   11/16/12 8:25:54PM   

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this story makes me laugh so hard because im notorious among my circle of peers for sneaking up and sucker slapping people in the back of the head while they're taking a piss, always while camping, or at the cottage or a bonfire etc, drinking occasions you know, and my friends are always pissed after lol, but man, getting sucker punched would suck.

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Posted by frizzzlecake

WAR ELKINS! Whether in a Bathroom or Octagon!



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Post #12   11/16/12 10:37:42PM