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My 8th grade teacher STOLE my virginity.





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Posted by Rabi

I had a pretty bad morning last tuesday, I cycle to work every day (about 3 miles) and a bloody card cut me up and I cycled straight into the side of his car. My bike is completely wrecked and I had a few bruises.





Eh? Bloody card? Sorry, my Americanese is showing.

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Years ago I was out for a friend's Birthday party, left my coat in the car, few hours later went to go put it on, and it was gone, had me pissed because had my first bowl, I ever owned in it.

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Posted by Rabi

I had a pretty bad morning last tuesday, I cycle to work every day (about 3 miles) and a bloody card cut me up and I cycled straight into the side of his car. My bike is completely wrecked and I had a few bruises.



did the guy stop? id guess he'd be pissed aswell

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Had some drunk dick head try and rob our family jewellery store over the weekend - saw him on the camera trying to reach his grubby hands round our glass cabinets. I rushed out and asked what the F he was doing right up in his face. He became quite submissive and said quickly "nothing I'm drunk". oh yup like I'm gonna say to that "sweet mate, all good, know what it's like".

He ran out after I yelled for him to get the F out a few times, thought I was gonna be pulling out some submission cards on the dude

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Posted by samelia

Had some drunk dick head try and rob our family jewellery store over the weekend - saw him on the camera trying to reach his grubby hands round our glass cabinets. I rushed out and asked what the F he was doing right up in his face. He became quite submissive and said quickly "nothing I'm drunk". oh yup like I'm gonna say to that "sweet mate, all good, know what it's like".

He ran out after I yelled for him to get the F out a few times, thought I was gonna be pulling out some submission cards on the dude



You Kiwis are big on your precious elements.. Your family owns a jewelry store & Project Mayhems resident New Zealander Infestructure is a jeweller also. Just thought it was worth noting that out of the few Kiwis on the PG two of them are in the bling business haha

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Posted by shaneTpain


Posted by samelia

Had some drunk dick head try and rob our family jewellery store over the weekend - saw him on the camera trying to reach his grubby hands round our glass cabinets. I rushed out and asked what the F he was doing right up in his face. He became quite submissive and said quickly "nothing I'm drunk". oh yup like I'm gonna say to that "sweet mate, all good, know what it's like".

He ran out after I yelled for him to get the F out a few times, thought I was gonna be pulling out some submission cards on the dude



You Kiwis are big on your precious elements.. Your family owns a jewelry store & Project Mayhems resident New Zealander Infestructure is a jeweller also. Just thought it was worth noting that out of the few Kiwis on the PG two of them are in the bling business haha

You do know that Infestructure is her husband, right Shane?

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Posted by prophecy033


Posted by shaneTpain
You Kiwis are big on your precious elements.. Your family owns a jewelry store & Project Mayhems resident New Zealander Infestructure is a jeweller also. Just thought it was worth noting that out of the few Kiwis on the PG two of them are in the bling business haha

You do know that Infestructure is her husband, right Shane?


and they are still in different camps? How long has infestructure been sleeping on the couch?

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Summer of 2002 I think it was, right before my senior year. I had just bought the most weed I ever had! (A half ounce, which in High School days seemed like an infinite supply) So of course I went to go share with the homies. The neighborhood wasn't the best, so I locked my car and took all my nug in. Hours go by, we are watching movies, having a great time. Then I remember a new CD I had just got, so I offer to go get it from my car.

When I walk out, I see my window was busted. I run up, and my entire center console had been ripped out. My glove box was hanging down to the floor. My subs, amp, and probably 40 of my favorite CD's (including Korn's Follow the Leader signed by the whole band) were taken. I was very high, and very sad. I walked back in to my friends house, and told them what happened. At the time, 311's "Amber" was playing. It was the first time I heard the song, and it took everything I had not to cry right then and there....


To top it all off, the thieves left a screwdriver on my back seat. I got all CSI with it, picked it up with a plastic bag and took it to the Police station. They said due to the knicked handle, they wouldn't be able to get prints from it.... In the end though, I'm doing good and I'd like to think whoever robbed me is in jail, or otherwise having a terrible life

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Posted by Bubbles


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Posted by shaneTpain
You Kiwis are big on your precious elements.. Your family owns a jewelry store & Project Mayhems resident New Zealander Infestructure is a jeweller also. Just thought it was worth noting that out of the few Kiwis on the PG two of them are in the bling business haha

You do know that Infestructure is her husband, right Shane?


and they are still in different camps? How long has infestructure been sleeping on the couch?




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Posted by samelia


Posted by Bubbles


Posted by prophecy033


Posted by shaneTpain
You Kiwis are big on your precious elements.. Your family owns a jewelry store & Project Mayhems resident New Zealander Infestructure is a jeweller also. Just thought it was worth noting that out of the few Kiwis on the PG two of them are in the bling business haha

You do know that Infestructure is her husband, right Shane?


and they are still in different camps? How long has infestructure been sleeping on the couch?



My picks aren't good enough to get into Project Mayhem - too much green and not enough time researching


So you are the one sleeping on the couch? Everything is backwards in the land down under

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I leave my windows down with the doors locked. My thinking is that I have already outwitted the less intelligent 50% of this town and if the other 50% figures out my trick, they are welcome to unlock the door and steal all of my empty 5 hour energies and dirty gym clothes.

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Sixth grade I had a subscription to INSIDE SPORTS magazine. Like SI they 2 had a Swimsuite issue. Well as I was flipping the pages, my math teacher takes it from me and never gave it back. My buddies said they saw it on his desk months later. I was smart like Biff Tannon I put a different cover on it and everything. But yeah thats one time I remember having personal things stolen. My dad owns a construction company and gets shit jacked all the time.

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