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Id be thankful she was honest. Never trust women

Post #16   9/28/12 10:09:07AM   

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Posted by Bubbles


Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...


I thought Kpro was the gonorrhea bandit must have confused him with Fleek



That's "Hepatitis Outlaw" to you, asshole.

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Post #17   9/28/12 10:13:33AM   
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To DD and Shawn's point, I am glad she was honest. I had to cancel plans with her this week because things came up and we were going to hang out this weekend, so I guess she figured she had to let me know. The call started with the usual pleasantries, "How are you?", "How was your day?", and then came the dreaded line, "I have to tell you something because I want to be honest with you." This chick is 5'11", so she's a tall drink of water, and I was thinking to myself, "How did I not see the fucking Adam's apple?", but then out came "You know that guy I was seeing...". The rest is history. Very cool of her to tell me, very glad I cancelled plans with her earlier in the week.

Post #18   9/28/12 10:56:27AM   

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Posted by emfleek


Posted by Bubbles


Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...


I thought Kpro was the gonorrhea bandit must have confused him with Fleek



That's "Hepatitis Outlaw" to you, asshole.



I hate this guessing game...I always have a blindfold on

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Post #19   9/28/12 11:21:42AM   

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Posted by emfleek


Posted by Bubbles


Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...


I thought Kpro was the gonorrhea bandit must have confused him with Fleek



That's "Hepatitis Outlaw" to you, asshole.




Hey now, thats pretty close to my nickname; "The Herpes Outlaw".

Post #20   9/28/12 11:22:04AM   

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Brutal honesty has never been so Damn funny

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Post #21   9/28/12 11:56:15AM   

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Posted by Theoutlaw08


Posted by emfleek


Posted by Bubbles


Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...


I thought Kpro was the gonorrhea bandit must have confused him with Fleek



That's "Hepatitis Outlaw" to you, asshole.




Hey now, thats pretty close to my nickname; "The Herpes Outlaw".



I believe his Christian name is Herpalong Cassidy.

Post #22   9/28/12 12:22:12PM   

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It can be cleared up with antibiotics. Not that I know anything about it...
However, there's plenty of fish in the sea, so I say find a cleaner, healthier one.

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Post #23   9/28/12 4:49:32PM   

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Chlamydia is curable.

So it's basically the one that I don't have. Gotta check facts.

btw, topless photos seem to be closer to finding their way to my phone than yours at the moment CC..........

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Post #25   9/28/12 11:30:45PM   

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Posted by Kpro

Chlamydia is curable.

So it's basically the one that I don't have. Gotta check facts.

btw, topless photos seem to be closer to finding their way to my phone than yours at the moment CC..........



Post #26   9/29/12 11:18:34AM   

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Christ. At least she was honest. She could have fried your wiener off man.

My last fling. She is moving to san Diego. She was in town for a day. I offered her to stay at my place. Save on a hote. I cook her dinner as well. Take her to the movies buy her ticket.

Find out days later she was pissed that I didn't offer to buyher snacks

I am what the fuck !! You get a free dinner movie place to stay the night and your not thankful.

Fucking women.

Post #27   9/30/12 6:32:13PM   
 
 
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