what negative event has recently happened to yourself that you can blame on jon jones ? |
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aussiemma
Belt Contender
Career record: 290-161
Season: 15-9 (#1390)
Location: sydney, australia
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i went for a run the other week down by the bay in balmain, sydney. The ground was uneven and i bruised my foot...i am certain jon jones is somehow to blame !
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Post #1 9/12/12 2:24:10AM
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Ridin the MMA WW since 02 !
Career record: 953-531
Season: 19-5 (#83)
Location: San Jose California
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My car had a massive intake leak, #Bonesdidit
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Have the playground record for most perfectly predicted fights. I think :)
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Post #2 9/12/12 2:37:16AM
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Adrenaline
Belt Contender
Career record: 0-0
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: United States of America
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Erectile Dysfunction 
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Post #3 9/12/12 3:22:34AM
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Slight Reach Advantage
Career record: 428-228
Season: 19-5 (#282)
Location: Ronda Rousey's Guard
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bc there was no UFC 151, i didn't have a house party to go to, so i went to the bar for beer & food & watched football all day.
i got so drunk, i lost my wallet & later on, my girlfriend got mad at me for being so drunk & we argued the rest of the night.
thanks a lot Jon Jones!
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Post #4 9/12/12 4:22:30AM
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infestructure
MMA Sensei
Career record: 269-174
Season: 19-5 (#118)
Location: New Zealand
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I have herpes #Bonesdidit... 
wait...
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Post #5 9/12/12 6:33:55AM
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FastKnockout
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 525-315
Season: 16-8 (#1027)
Location: Mississippi
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I was supposed to sitting at the local BWW enjoying some live fights and buffalo wings.. Instead I found myself in an unbearable pit of depression I couldn't shake without some magical brew.
Next thing I know I'm at bar on the rough side of town surrounded by what may or may have not have been tranny's. Next thing I know they're all buying me drinks, I start feeling sleepy, then I pass out.
To make a long story short I woke up in a tub full of ice in the next state with only one kidney and a hangover from hell to show for it.
Thanks, Jon Jones. You're living it up crashing Bentley's left and right while I'm in the backwoods of Mississippi having my organs harvested.
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Post #6 9/12/12 7:39:53AM
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aussiemma
Belt Contender
Career record: 290-161
Season: 15-9 (#1390)
Location: sydney, australia
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Posted by FastKnockout
I was supposed to sitting at the local BWW enjoying some live fights and buffalo wings.. Instead I found myself in an unbearable pit of depression I couldn't shake without some magical brew.
Next thing I know I'm at bar on the rough side of town surrounded by what may or may have not have been tranny's. Next thing I know they're all buying me drinks, I start feeling sleepy, then I pass out.
To make a long story short I woke up in a tub full of ice in the next state with only one kidney and a hangover from hell to show for it.
Thanks, Jon Jones. You're living it up crashing Bentley's left and right while I'm in the backwoods of Mississippi having my organs harvested.
i guess you should thank jj for the tranny's
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Post #7 9/12/12 7:54:29AM
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Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 976-534
Season: 19-5 (#188)
Location: Coon Rapids, Minnesota
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I too, found myself at a bar, drinking myself stupid. Next thing I know, I'm talking to a gal that looks like an 8, but in all reality, probably a 6, in normal, non drunken life. Next thing I remember is waking up, in a bed I don't recognize, with this laying next to me  Thanks, Jon
Last edited 9/12/12 8:16AM by kopower
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Billy Madison-
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.
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Post #8 9/12/12 8:15:42AM
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postman
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 564-321
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Delmont ,Pa
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The Pittsburgh Pirate not only trying their best to not make the Playoffs but also their desire to not make .500! Clearly Jones fault
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Post #9 9/12/12 8:29:30AM
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jae_1833
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 918-569
Season: 20-4 (#327)
Location: Cali
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The economy sucks due to the cancellation of UFC 151......totally Jon Jones' fault!
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Post #10 9/12/12 10:33:27AM
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LightsOUT23
Standup Guy
Career record: 172-132
Season: 10-4 (#1808)
Location: UK
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Being pulled by the police for DUI. Not to mention having a very large tree step out into the road in the process !!! 
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Post #11 9/12/12 10:53:04AM
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Bubbles > jakewalters
Career record: 578-349
Season: 21-3 (#55)
Location: Hamilton, Ontario
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Posted by kopower
I too, found myself at a bar, drinking myself stupid. Next thing I know, I'm talking to a gal that looks like an 8, but in all reality, probably a 6, in normal, non drunken life. Next thing I remember is waking up, in a bed I don't recognize, with this laying next to me Thanks, Jon
I think I had sloppy seconds It's Jon's fault
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Post #12 9/12/12 10:56:09AM
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Theoutlaw08
MMA Sensei
Career record: 396-281
Season: 16-7 (#1189)
Location: Wisconsin
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Going 0-3 in softball last night.....thanks jon jones.....prick
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Post #13 9/12/12 11:25:01AM
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KE Released in MAtter
Career record: 607-362
Season: 20-4 (#268)
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0-3 in the first weekend of fantasy football. Guess who drafted all of my teams for me 
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Post #14 9/12/12 11:40:10AM
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Twenty20Dollars
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 847-533
Season: 0-0 (#-)
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The Chiefs losing.
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Post #15 9/12/12 12:33:23PM
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