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what negative event has recently happened to yourself that you can blame on jon jones ?

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i went for a run the other week down by the bay in balmain, sydney. The ground was uneven and i bruised my foot...i am certain jon jones is somehow to blame !

Post #1   9/12/12 2:24:10AM   

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Post #3   9/12/12 3:22:34AM   

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bc there was no UFC 151, i didn't have a house party to go to, so i went to the bar for beer & food & watched football all day.

i got so drunk, i lost my wallet & later on, my girlfriend got mad at me for being so drunk & we argued the rest of the night.

thanks a lot Jon Jones!

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Post #5   9/12/12 6:33:55AM   

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I was supposed to sitting at the local BWW enjoying some live fights and buffalo wings.. Instead I found myself in an unbearable pit of depression I couldn't shake without some magical brew.

Next thing I know I'm at bar on the rough side of town surrounded by what may or may have not have been tranny's. Next thing I know they're all buying me drinks, I start feeling sleepy, then I pass out.

To make a long story short I woke up in a tub full of ice in the next state with only one kidney and a hangover from hell to show for it.

Thanks, Jon Jones. You're living it up crashing Bentley's left and right while I'm in the backwoods of Mississippi having my organs harvested.

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Posted by FastKnockout

I was supposed to sitting at the local BWW enjoying some live fights and buffalo wings.. Instead I found myself in an unbearable pit of depression I couldn't shake without some magical brew.

Next thing I know I'm at bar on the rough side of town surrounded by what may or may have not have been tranny's. Next thing I know they're all buying me drinks, I start feeling sleepy, then I pass out.

To make a long story short I woke up in a tub full of ice in the next state with only one kidney and a hangover from hell to show for it.

Thanks, Jon Jones. You're living it up crashing Bentley's left and right while I'm in the backwoods of Mississippi having my organs harvested.



i guess you should thank jj for the tranny's

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I too, found myself at a bar, drinking myself stupid. Next thing I know, I'm talking to a gal that looks like an 8, but in all reality, probably a 6, in normal, non drunken life. Next thing I remember is waking up, in a bed I don't recognize, with this laying next to me Thanks, Jon

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The Pittsburgh Pirate not only trying their best to not make the Playoffs but also their desire to not make .500! Clearly Jones fault

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The economy sucks due to the cancellation of UFC 151......totally Jon Jones' fault!

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Being pulled by the police for DUI. Not to mention having a very large tree step out into the road in the process !!!

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Posted by kopower

I too, found myself at a bar, drinking myself stupid. Next thing I know, I'm talking to a gal that looks like an 8, but in all reality, probably a 6, in normal, non drunken life. Next thing I remember is waking up, in a bed I don't recognize, with this laying next to me Thanks, Jon



I think I had sloppy seconds It's Jon's fault

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Going 0-3 in softball last night.....thanks jon jones.....prick

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