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FREE ROSENTHAL
Career record: 264-184
Season: 16-8 (#1213)
Location: Florida
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Women always talk about having a higher pain tolerance.. why do they get so pissed when you try to hit them? The way I see it, if you're gonna brag then you gotta back that shit up.
Today at the burger joint, some mouthy cashier asked if I wanted fries and a drink. Do I look poor or something to you, bitch??? So I took a glass Heinz bottle and cracked her across the face with it. Needless to say, the owner gave me my meal on the house and the cashier was promptly fired. Some women in today's society really have a hard time learning their place.
I think the real question is whether you think a cuntpunch or a right hook is the best way to deal with a chatty woman.
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"So I turn properly lean over and look at his penis" -Jay Jeans
"I just don't really get on with many girls face to face - I'm clearly a guy dude" -Jay Jeans
"Sugar" Ray Thompson - 4/25/13
Twitter: @TheMMApodcast
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Post #31 8/26/12 1:06:22AM
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Adrenaline
Belt Contender
Career record: 0-0
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: United States of America
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Posted by jakewalters
Women always talk about having a higher pain tolerance.. why do they get so pissed when you try to hit them? The way I see it, if you're gonna brag then you gotta back that shit up.
Today at the burger joint, some mouthy cashier asked if I wanted fries and a drink. Do I look poor or something to you, bitch??? So I took a glass Heinz bottle and cracked her across the face with it. Needless to say, the owner gave me my meal on the house and the cashier was promptly fired. Some women in today's society really have a hard time learning their place.
I think the real question is whether you think a cuntpunch or a right hook is the best way to deal with a chatty woman.
You are owning this thread brother, cracked me up multiple times.
I actually voted for #1 thinking I was being funny but 5 people already beat me to it 
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Post #32 8/26/12 3:07:59AM
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Career record: 264-184
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Last edited 8/26/12 8:49AM by grappler0000
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"So I turn properly lean over and look at his penis" -Jay Jeans
"I just don't really get on with many girls face to face - I'm clearly a guy dude" -Jay Jeans
"Sugar" Ray Thompson - 4/25/13
Twitter: @TheMMApodcast
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Post #33 8/26/12 5:22:28AM
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The Anti-pansy
Career record: 1031-567
Season: 22-2 (#166)
Location: PA
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I can't tell if Jake is serious or trolling super hard today?
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"Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me." - Lee Van Cleef
“If we wish to preserve a free society, it is essential that we recognize that the desirability of a particular object is not sufficient justification for the use of coercion” - F.A. Hayek
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Post #34 8/26/12 7:54:42AM
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BossHog
MMA Regular
Career record: 52-41
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Miami, FL
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The definition of "woman" needs to be clarified.
If a "woman" is a lady, someone who poses very little threat to me I would never raise my hand to them, perhaps restrain them if I was under attack. But this is the same way I would treat a 130 pound nerd.
If a "woman" is Cyborg Santos and she's coming at me with a machete...all bets are unfortunately off.
But if you find yourself in the situation where you are around a woman who has the will and the means to do you harm you have already made several mistake along the road to get there.
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Post #35 8/26/12 1:59:30PM
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voodoo-jitsu
MMA Sensei
Career record: 236-163
Season: 17-7 (#1079)
Location: trailer park creepin
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i smacked a bitch once for looking at me funny. later a found out she was cross eyed 
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Post #36 8/26/12 2:46:03PM
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FREE ROSENTHAL
Career record: 264-184
Season: 16-8 (#1213)
Location: Florida
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Posted by scoozna
I can't tell if Jake is serious or trolling super hard today?
I've never been more serious about anything in my entire life.
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"So I turn properly lean over and look at his penis" -Jay Jeans
"I just don't really get on with many girls face to face - I'm clearly a guy dude" -Jay Jeans
"Sugar" Ray Thompson - 4/25/13
Twitter: @TheMMApodcast
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Post #37 8/26/12 5:04:56PM
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jae_1833
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 918-569
Season: 20-4 (#327)
Location: Cali
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Posted by voodoo-jitsu
i smacked a bitch once for looking at me funny. later a found out she was cross eyed
No need to apologize, I put crossed eyed women right up there with freckled faced jew fro kids, the disabled, and anyone who plays pokemon!
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Post #38 8/26/12 9:17:15PM
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