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Posted by Svartorm

I got drunk off of mead and beer a few nights ago, screamed at airplanes, referring to them as aliens, fell into a camp fire and threw up out of the back of my truck. Then I fell asleep for about ten seconds, got up and asked if I had dreamed throwing up.


HAHAHAH, sounds like me on scotch ales. isnt it wonderful when your drunk and you dream about being drunk? PERFECT.

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I'm getting drunk right F($King now!

Post #77   1/19/08 6:49:48PM   

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Hahahahhahahahahahaha. FINALLY. I GET MY SHOT AT THE IM DRUNK THREAD. I HAD A BUNCH OF KEOITHS AND BACARDIE TONIGHT AND IM ****** HAMMERED, HEY SVARTOM. i KNO W HOW THEY INTERNET WORKS SO IM NOT OVER THE LINE, MAN. THIS FORUM ROCKS!!! PEACE

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Good man! Thanks for contributing!

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this one time we got some canadian beer across the border (i was 17 at the time not even old enough to buy in canada which is 18-19 there) and as were driving back of corse drinking the beer getting sloshed my buddys girlfriend has to puke cus of the spins shes getting from the car+booze, luckily we pulled over in time but it turns out theres a hungry bear about 15 yards to her right which was behind us since she was in the right passenger seat and we didnt hear the bear until she started screaming and puking at the same time the funniest part is when she was screaming she was puking out of her nose like milk when someone laughs

P.S. the bear was more interested in sniffing some grass so i guess he wasnt hungry or didnt like the smell of beer puke

Post #80   1/27/08 8:54:06PM   

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Puking out of the nose is one of the most painful things ever.

About two years ago, I was buying beer with a friend, and he happend to be from Canada. The thing is, he didn't know you have to be 21 to buy alcohol over here, and he was only 20, so he got into the most confusing argument with the lady behind the counter. She was telling him he wasn't old enough, and he was insisting he was 20 years old, not realizing he indeed wasn't old enough. Somehow, after yelling "I'm twenty years old!" about a dozen times, she sold him the beer anyways.

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Posted by Svartorm

Puking out of the nose is one of the most painful things ever.

About two years ago, I was buying beer with a friend, and he happend to be from Canada. The thing is, he didn't know you have to be 21 to buy alcohol over here, and he was only 20, so he got into the most confusing argument with the lady behind the counter. She was telling him he wasn't old enough, and he was insisting he was 20 years old, not realizing he indeed wasn't old enough. Somehow, after yelling "I'm twenty years old!" about a dozen times, she sold him the beer anyways.



lol IM TWENTY YEARS OLD!! fine heres your beer eh, lol awesome

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The drinking age in Quebec is 18 right? Where's a french canadian poster

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Posted by Boo_Radley21

The drinking age in Quebec is 18 right? Where's a french canadian poster



yeah its 18, 19 in some providences, its also legal to do alot of things in quebec sort of like amsterdam

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so i was at a bar with my girlfriend and some dude starts hitting on her while i have my arm around her shoulder drinking and trying not to get pissed i just start laughing everytime he talks and shes just like wtf dude go away he finally goes away but he comes back with 2 buddies telling me to leave or get "whomped" being as drunk as i was i tell them to **** off, i can tell by the orignal d-bags body language he was gonna throw a punch but i use that momentum against him with a classic arm lock and put his face into a metal barstool and as hes bleeding half conscious on the ground his buddy grabs me from behind and i use a spinning elbow to the temple and a left cross which puts him to the ground, needless to say we left a few seconds later before the pigs show up and those d-bags didnt follow us, thanks goodness for muay thai training and being only half shitfaced

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Thats why I carry firearms and don't drink in public.

I haven't been drunk in way too long. I have four gallons of wine brewing in my closet right now though, so I should be able to rectify that in a month or two.

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Posted by Svartorm

Thats why I carry firearms and don't drink in public.

I haven't been drunk in way too long. I have four gallons of wine brewing in my closet right now though, so I should be able to rectify that in a month or two.



Lol in your closet? You've got a nice set up there Svartom that's awesome lol.

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Yup, theres a heating vent in the closet, its out of the way and the sun wont get to it. Its the perfect place to brew wine. Plus it makes my bedroom smell like a brewery, which is a plus or minus, depending on how you want to look at it.

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ironically i dont really drink in public either nor do i like to pick fights, if i had gun that night i might have solved things differently which coulda got me f'd over if i had to shoot a mofo, sometimes self defense isnt enough which sucks

not a bad idea to brew your own wine

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shitfaced right now on some "mickey fine malt liquor" fo tee ounca's dawg fa shizzle

anyway so i was going to the liqua sto to buy deez and these wiggas come up to me and want me to buy dem some beer and hands me 20 bucks, so i take that idiots money and buy him some non-alcoholic beer and the guy dosnt even check the beer befo i leave..lol luckily this liqua sto is far away and i will never visit this area again

cheers to pranking peoples

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