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it is the highest degree a free mason can achieve

I also heard it was because it takes 33 steps to turn water into beer

Jesus turned water into wine in 1 step that why jesus is my homie

Post #61   11/2/07 9:25:50AM   

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I heard its becouse thats how many words are on the bottle, and when they first sent it off to get printed the guy who designed it wrote 33 at the end to signal how many letters where their, but the printers thought it was part of the design and printed it, and it just became a kind of tradition.

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Post #62   11/2/07 2:11:43PM   

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Friday night I downed half a bottle of Capt. Morgan, smoked a couple bowls and took a handful of shrooms. I spent the night staring at my TV wondering whether or not it was a television or a box with people trapped inside it. My girlfriend stopped me from trying to "rescue them"

Post #63   11/4/07 9:46:53PM   

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i was drunk and really high last night too bad my thread got deleted!

Post #64   11/10/07 4:00:17PM   

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Just had a 12 of Carls. feeling gooooooooooooooood

Post #65   11/12/07 12:13:55PM   

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I come home drunk.....I find out GSP is taking Serra's spot against Hughes.....******* AWESOME....................I was kinda bummed that I had to wait 7 years to see GSP fight...I honestly don't care if he's fighting for the title, I just wanna see him beat somebodies ass....He keeps it goin, constantly pushing the pace. that's why he's loved by so many. No joke..On GSP's best day, NOBODY in the division can beat him.

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War Latrobe!



Props if anyone can tell me what the "33" on rolling rock stands for...Ive heard soo many diffrent stories.



I remember the old commercials they had back home about it... Wasn't there one about the prophecy of the 6 pack... 6 beers, 2 rows of 3 side by side, hence the 33 (now that I wrote that out, it doesn't sound right at all)

Post #67   11/30/07 4:45:11PM   

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**** i just got arrested again today, right befere new years... luckily for the second time in a row now, they just put the cuffs on me, play the scary cop routine and then let me free. first time i had all my graffiti shit on me, whilst being pulled over for an illegal firearm in my car.... and they let me go... now im with friends driving faded as heck and my friend the driver forgets to put his headlights on, dumb ass kid. the cops smell all the bud on us so ask us if we had been smoking... of course i turned into a deer in headlights with thousands of things running thru my mind but i managed to say "Yes, only a little bit" and cop pulls me out of the car, throws my laptop down and searches the shit out of me. then he asks if theres any weed in the car and before i say yes his partner is giddy as shit and screams "hooooooolly jesus!" unsurprisingly he found 1/2 ounce of marijuana (14 grams) in the center console, underneath the cup holder, along with a pipe and blunt papers. after minutes which seemed like hours of interrogating us, he said "weeds not the biggest crime in the century" and asked what kind it was, hoping it wasn't "the mexican shit" ....after that the cops searched tthe trunk to see a bunch of clothes (i run a t-shirt company) and asked about it, so i replied honestly and i think that may have one them over. one officer made a snyde remark about "pot smoking entrepreneurs" and told me that i owe him a shirt as soon as my clothing line hits all the stores racks.

so what happened is my friend got a ticket for marijuana possession and me and my friend get away scot free.

anyone know what the punishment for marijuana is in california? i mean cmon, its california right!?

(wrote this while faded, not drunk)

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Post #68   12/29/07 4:47:09AM   

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It's only a misdemeanor with a maximum $100 fine unless they wrote his ticket for intent to sell. Usually they'll wipe it from your record immediately if you go through a diversion program.

But if your friend is under 21 there can also be drivers license revocation.


EDIT: post 69 in legendary thread.

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Post #69   12/29/07 9:20:20AM   

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yah thats what i found online as well, and yes he is under 21 so hopefully they wont yank his license, i dont know if it matters, but he wasnt the driver.

fortunately, they didn't charge us with intent to sell or transporting marijuana

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I always heard that the "33" was the number of a horse that the owner of the company bet on to start the brewery.Hence the horse on the bottle

PS,,,you know your drunk when you try to peel the rolling rock label off the bottle...

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You know you're drunk when you try to drink a Rolling Rock, because that shit sucks. If you can see through beer, its not worth drinking.

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Posted by Svartorm

You know you're drunk when you try to drink a Rolling Rock, because that shit sucks. If you can see through beer, its not worth drinking.



You know your drunk when your find a beer to say it sucks.I like any and all beer.Except for the Asian beer Ichiban or something yuck.

Post #73   1/12/08 12:20:17PM   

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I always forget about this thread when I'm actually drunk, and now I'm posting on it a day late.

Post #74   1/13/08 1:06:49AM   

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Its definitely a fine line to be drunk enough to post, but not so drunk you forget how the internet works. Such is the beauty of the Official I'm Drunk Thread. Its a fraction of a lucid moment caught in time.

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