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king_katool
MMA Sensei
Career record: 256-188
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Hamilton,ON,CA
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Posted by cowcatcher
Played Santa tonight for a gift giveaway for disadvantaged kids, got peed on 2 times, decided I needed a few drinks afterwards. Piss stained Santa does not get play from the ladies. 
Showered and changed now, time for round 2!
Ever seen Bad Santa, billy bob pulls it in
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Post #541 2/9/13 10:01:06AM
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Steady MODdin'
Career record: 1037-597
Season: 38-21 (#827)
Location: Milwaukee
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Posted by king_katool
Posted by cowcatcher
Played Santa tonight for a gift giveaway for disadvantaged kids, got peed on 2 times, decided I needed a few drinks afterwards. Piss stained Santa does not get play from the ladies.
Showered and changed now, time for round 2!
Ever seen Bad Santa, billy bob pulls it in
He had the advantage of having Angelina's stink all over him at the time.
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Post #542 2/9/13 11:11:49AM
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KE Released in MAtter
Career record: 629-375
Season: 42-17 (#501)
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Posted by cowcatcher
Posted by king_katool
Posted by cowcatcher
Played Santa tonight for a gift giveaway for disadvantaged kids, got peed on 2 times, decided I needed a few drinks afterwards. Piss stained Santa does not get play from the ladies.
Showered and changed now, time for round 2!
Ever seen Bad Santa, billy bob pulls it in
He had the advantage of having Angelina's stink all over him at the time.
And her blood around his neck 
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Post #543 2/9/13 1:51:07PM
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The Playground OG
Career record: 672-464
Season: 43-16 (#636)
Location: Lake Jackson, Texas
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Im starting now
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Ron Paul 2016
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Post #544 2/12/13 4:33:36PM
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The Playground OG
Career record: 672-464
Season: 43-16 (#636)
Location: Lake Jackson, Texas
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Before
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Ron Paul 2016
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Post #545 2/12/13 4:43:21PM
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The Playground OG
Career record: 672-464
Season: 43-16 (#636)
Location: Lake Jackson, Texas
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Where is everyone!!!?? POST!!
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Ron Paul 2016
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Post #546 2/12/13 4:54:41PM
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Come at me bro
Career record: 603-359
Season: 46-13 (#52)
Location: Hamilton, Ontario
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its "reading week" for me next week, I might indulge in some daytime drinking  I might even be adventurous and roll a j 
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The best cure for insomnia is a lot of sex. Even if it doesn't end up putting you to sleep, you don't mind so much
Men be careful, female sexual predators are using a date rape drug called a Blowjob to trap men into scams called relationships.
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Post #547 2/12/13 5:10:17PM
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The Playground OG
Career record: 672-464
Season: 43-16 (#636)
Location: Lake Jackson, Texas
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Posted by Bubbles
its "reading week" for me next week, I might indulge in some daytime drinking I might even be adventurous and roll a j
DAMN IT.!! I WANT A J
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Ron Paul 2016
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Post #548 2/12/13 5:12:13PM
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Slight Reach Advantage
Career record: 453-238
Season: 44-15 (#33)
Location: Ronda Rousey's Guard
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im not drunk, but i do work at a bar, so i thought this story fit here
Had the most annoying customer tonight. apparently, he's a dinner regular, but i've never seen him before, so that means he is usually gone by 9pm, as that's when i clock in & that is when our kitchen closes.
he had a lot of drinks tonight & is one of those guys that would talk to a brick wall, as long as it gave him the occasional "uh huh" & "yeah"
anyways, he goes up to a friend of mine as my buddy was leaving & decides to try to take up for a girl, who is my friend's fiance. he says, "she sure is pretty. are you going to disrespect her in front of me again?" (fyi, my buddy has not in any way disrespected his fiance, they were actually having a very nice, quiet evening, this dude was just fucked up)
my buddy says, "what the fuck are you talking about?" this dude puts his hands on my friend's throat & my buddy decked him. one punch. dude was out. both of his legs folded behind him like crocop's leg did against gonzaga & he was out cold, breathing hard as fuck, as if uriah hall had just kicked him in the head.
the incident was nothing out of the ordinary, but the KO was brutal & the only shame is that no one was videotaping it.
i hated it happened when i was working, bc i had to take care of the guy afterwards, but it's the 1st non-mma related KO i have seen in a few years & it actually got me kind of excited. my gf says im twisted, but i just told her that a guy likes to see a dude get koed every once in a while, especially when he deserves it 
Last edited 2/15/13 5:50AM by Poor_Franklin
Edit note/reason: needed to add some spaces
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Post #549 2/15/13 5:50:26AM
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The Playground OG
Career record: 672-464
Season: 43-16 (#636)
Location: Lake Jackson, Texas
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Posted by Poor_Franklin
im not drunk, but i do work at a bar, so i thought this story fit here
Had the most annoying customer tonight. apparently, he's a dinner regular, but i've never seen him before, so that means he is usually gone by 9pm, as that's when i clock in & that is when our kitchen closes.
he had a lot of drinks tonight & is one of those guys that would talk to a brick wall, as long as it gave him the occasional "uh huh" & "yeah"
anyways, he goes up to a friend of mine as my buddy was leaving & decides to try to take up for a girl, who is my friend's fiance. he says, "she sure is pretty. are you going to disrespect her in front of me again?" (fyi, my buddy has not in any way disrespected his fiance, they were actually having a very nice, quiet evening, this dude was just fucked up)
my buddy says, "what the fuck are you talking about?" this dude puts his hands on my friend's throat & my buddy decked him. one punch. dude was out. both of his legs folded behind him like crocop's leg did against gonzaga & he was out cold, breathing hard as fuck, as if uriah hall had just kicked him in the head.
the incident was nothing out of the ordinary, but the KO was brutal & the only shame is that no one was videotaping it.
i hated it happened when i was working, bc i had to take care of the guy afterwards, but it's the 1st non-mma related KO i have seen in a few years & it actually got me kind of excited. my gf says im twisted, but i just told her that a guy likes to see a dude get koed every once in a while, especially when he deserves it
thats a pretty funny story. damn, where's a camera when you need one
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Ron Paul 2016
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Post #550 2/15/13 6:17:16AM
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KE Released in MAtter
Career record: 629-375
Season: 42-17 (#501)
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Posted by george112
Where is everyone!!!?? POST!!
You never posted an 'after'. Am I to assume you were unable to finish all of your fruity beers without breaking your camera?
Can't wait to post on this thread at 2pm Saturday during UFC on Fuel
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Post #551 2/15/13 9:34:22AM
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iwannabesedated
Standup Guy
Career record: 739-475
Season: 40-19 (#530)
Location: We Are 138
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For Christmas my GF got me a membership to the Beer of the month club
They ship me different Micro-Brews each month and i fucking love it.I never thought i'd become a person to drink micro-brew and shit like that but lordy jesus they have delicious shit...
So far my favorite has been Coney Island Mermaid Pilsner, even the dark beers that i am not much a fan of have been excellent.
Last edited 2/15/13 10:45AM by iwannabesedated
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Post #552 2/15/13 10:44:41AM
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The Playground OG
Career record: 672-464
Season: 43-16 (#636)
Location: Lake Jackson, Texas
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Posted by airkerma
Posted by george112
Where is everyone!!!?? POST!!
You never posted an 'after'. Am I to assume you were unable to finish all of your fruity beers without breaking your camera?
Can't wait to post on this thread at 2pm Saturday during UFC on Fuel
Haha those were my gfs beers that had been sitting for some time. I finished them but got caught up in halo matchmaking which was surprisingly, NOT fun
I prefer Dos equis. Shiner. Or budweiser. FOR THE RECORD
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Ron Paul 2016
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Post #553 2/15/13 12:54:33PM
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KE Released in MAtter
Career record: 629-375
Season: 42-17 (#501)
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Crikey! Paul Sass has encouraged me to injest moar beers and brownies. Come on jitsu!
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Post #554 2/16/13 3:12:21PM
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KE Released in MAtter
Career record: 629-375
Season: 42-17 (#501)
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Posted by airkerma
Crikey! Paul Sass has encouraged me to injest moar beers and brownies. Come on jitsu!
Extra crikey! I just lost a 50 yard sprint to an 18 year old, wt!?!
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Post #555 2/16/13 4:39:22PM
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