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Posted by cowcatcher

I'm a little sad I'm sober now...Might as well bust out the emergency crack.



Crack is whack

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Post #526   11/10/12 12:26:29AM   

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Posted by grappler0000


Posted by cowcatcher

I'm a little sad I'm sober now...Might as well bust out the emergency crack.



Crack is whack



Well, I'm all out of emergency ether.

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Post #527   11/10/12 12:36:46AM   

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Very drunk right now

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Post #528   11/11/12 1:57:07AM   

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Fuuuucked up on Jack Daniels and watching Epic Meal Time lol

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Post #529   11/11/12 3:26:32AM   

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Rich Franklin getting KOed = Me getting wasted tonight. Not too wasted to post in here, but i got pretty drunk. I asked my girlfriend to describe in one word how drunk i am right now. Her answer was "significant".

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Post #530   11/11/12 4:38:29AM   

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Mississippi State got blown the fuck out last night. So did I. I went into a tailspin of despair & got fucked up on tequila & jager. I walked home in the cold w/ no jacket. I puked my guts up when i got home. I spent way too much money at the bar. This is why I don't go out in public for rivalry games. My gf doesn't get it. I told her she doesn't have to get it. She just has to accept it &/or ignore it.

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Post #531   11/25/12 10:54:19AM   

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I'm possibly going to be making an appearance in here later

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Post #532   12/1/12 11:33:30PM   

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I probably should have been on here last night, but I decided my bed was more important. First time I've drank more than 3 beers in a night since like August I'm always driving as I live away from most of my friends in the city (10-20 min drive), but I've saved a ton of $ in doing so

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Post #533   12/1/12 11:38:58PM   

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Ok .officially drunk

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Post #534   12/1/12 11:55:18PM   

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fucking mother fucking Jeremy Stephens

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Post #535   12/9/12 2:00:10AM   

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homeboy's on his way, please don't tell my mum.

Post #536   12/12/12 4:18:54AM   

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Played Santa tonight for a gift giveaway for disadvantaged kids, got peed on 2 times, decided I needed a few drinks afterwards. Piss stained Santa does not get play from the ladies.

Showered and changed now, time for round 2!

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Post #537   12/23/12 1:28:02AM   

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why didn't you try being the Billy Bob Thornton's "Bad Santa"? That should get some play

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Post #538   12/23/12 12:22:44PM   

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Posted by Bubbles

why didn't you try being the Billy Bob Thornton's "Bad Santa"? That should get some play



I'm too naturally jolly I guess.

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Post #539   12/23/12 12:52:11PM   

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Went ice fishing for 4 hours and caught nothing. At least I have a decent buzz. My brother caught 3 crappies, that's it. The McDonalds drive through was open at 2 am, so thatwas a bonus.

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


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