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hymiekooken

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And I am not an alcholic, i am a drunk, alchoholics go to meetings....and i dont know how to spell alchoholicic

Post #511   8/16/12 6:32:43PM   

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oh how i've been looking for this..

i said n my vcamp.. i said, can't got out in to the main boards, too many tinnies.


you know wha they sad? they didnt't said a thinf. so here i am waiting, preying, for LOVE

Post #512   8/23/12 6:10:09AM   

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oh what the shit.. waiting for a love not a caps lock love. shit on me.

Post #513   8/23/12 6:10:57AM   

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drunk thought: will dana white be up all night from the stress or will he sleep like a baby after a hard day's work?

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Post #514   8/24/12 4:58:34AM   

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long story short: i work at a bar & drank near a 1/5 of jager in jager bombs while working. i'm zinging from the red bull & the spinning from the jager just stopped. getting this drunk always seems like a good idea until the food tries to come up, then i wish i had known better. anyways, if i throw up in bed tonight, i know the dog will eat it. I'm pretty sure this is how they got the title "Man's Best Friend".

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Post #515   9/20/12 6:16:59AM   

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PARTY TIME BITCHES

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Post #516   11/3/12 1:59:03AM   

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split a 12 pack of XXs with the gf . ended up downing 7. she's passed out. still have a 12 pack of Coors I've been saving for tonight. if yall keep me company ill try to finish all of these bitches

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Post #517   11/4/12 12:06:54AM   

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Brownies beers and betting at noon thirty at the local steakhouse/bar where my booky is the barkeep and manager. Then after giving brownies to half of the staff, the lady and I shall return whence we came to play wii sports and watch football while taunting that hoe since I'm playing her in fantasy football this week. Boom.

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Post #518   11/4/12 9:03:06AM   

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Posted by airkerma

Brownies beers and betting at noon thirty at the local steakhouse/bar where my booky is the barkeep and manager. Then after giving brownies to half of the staff, the lady and I shall return whence we came to play wii sports and watch football while taunting that hoe since I'm playing her in fantasy football this week. Boom.


does she have friends? lol I want a chick who plays fantasy football btw if you haven't been watching it yet, THE LEAGUE is a must for you (and everyone else).

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Post #519   11/4/12 11:06:58AM   

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The Captain and Cokes are flowing tonight. There's also a Flat Tire that's been eyeballing me in the fridge. Just really buzzed thus far, but I'm cruisin' along in the fast lane.

I love you guys (no homo)

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Post #520   11/9/12 10:42:08PM   

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Holy shit, just watched Phoenix Jones knock some dude out on Youtube

I'm not sure if it's because I'm drinking, but that was the greatest thing I've seen all day.

But, he called quits! There's no quits in a street fight!

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Post #521   11/9/12 11:11:28PM   

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Posted by grappler0000

The Captain and Cokes are flowing tonight. There's also a Flat Tire that's been eyeballing me in the fridge. Just really buzzed thus far, but I'm cruisin' along in the fast lane.

I love you guys (no homo)



if it makes you feel any better you and cowcatcher are BY FAR my favorite mods.

enjoy the night my man

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Post #522   11/9/12 11:11:28PM   

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All the mods are good guys, but I'm glad I appeal (probably a better word out there, but w/e) to you. We posted at exactly the same exact time...that was some weird shit. I clicked the "post reply" button and then there was still a post below mine. It blew my frickin' mind!



edit: and thanks, I am enjoying my night to the fullest.

Last edited 11/9/12 11:18PM server time by grappler0000
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Post #523   11/9/12 11:16:58PM   

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Posted by grappler0000

All the mods are good guys, but I'm glad I appeal (probably a better word out there, but w/e) to you. We posted at exactly the same exact time...that was some weird shit. I clicked the "post reply" button and then there was still a post below mine. It blew my frickin' mind!



edit: and thanks, I am enjoying my night to the fullest.



oh shit that was weird haha

I bet they are . just you and cc post the most nowadays and ncordless called me a troll once which was pretty messed up banned by another. tel doesn't post as much and zep its the same. hippy is cool as hell and so is DTM. Rabi I keep forgetting is mod sometimes and he's cool to

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Post #524   11/9/12 11:26:46PM   

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I'm a little sad I'm sober now...Might as well bust out the emergency crack.

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Post #525   11/10/12 12:17:00AM   
 
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