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Official "I'm drunk" thread.

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Jager drunk.

Post #436   9/26/10 3:53:37AM   

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Feeling a nice buzz going and happy that Sotiropolous pulled out the W for a avatar bet win for me!! Sorry Gartface, I won't take it too hard on you.

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


Post #437   11/21/10 2:07:33AM   

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YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH! It's not often I'm on here drunk but its good times when I am! Evan Tanners BEARD we stil remember you!!!!!!!

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Post #438   11/30/10 10:13:24PM   

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I haven't posted on here in a while because I haven't been drunk since last week, but now is my chance!

I am presently rocking out to Lady Gaga. I think after this I am going to listen to a little Savage Garden. These are all vices of mine!

Anyhow, I am going to tell a drunk story!

Do not leave your upstairs bathroom window open if you own cats.

My roommate took a shower and left her bathroom window cracked (it fogs up bad inside her bathroom). My cats are indoor cats, but one LOVES to try to "ninja" out the door/window if the opportunity presents itself.

Needless to say, I am sitting down at the computer when I hear a thunderous noise right above my head. I cannot find one of my cats who is always up in everyone's business. I open up the front door because I hear some noises and he's laying in the bushes.

He had pawed open her window and jumped onto the awning above my computer desk (this was the noise I heard). The awning is at a 45 degree angle and he slipped and fell into the bushes.

He wanted back inside since his "escape" worked out so poorly.

Damn ninja cats.

Post #439   12/5/10 7:15:29AM   

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Just madse turkey samich it was goood!@

Post #440   12/22/10 9:26:17PM   

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Crap, i forgot about this thread.

I'm sure i'll have a good one coming tonight/tomorrow night.

Post #441   1/21/11 1:06:55PM   

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Just woke up and pretty sure I still qualify for this thread.

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Post #442   2/7/11 10:09:42AM   

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Cappy Morgan Private Sstock got me lock stock and two smoking barrells

Post #443   2/11/11 2:57:41AM   

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Posted by cowcatcher

Just woke up and pretty sure I still qualify for this thread.



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Billy Madison-

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


Post #444   2/12/11 11:01:50PM   

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you know what i havnt had in awhile? big league chew...

Post #445   4/17/11 3:26:14AM   

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oh and i just banged by girlfriend... it was nice, i didnt pull out

Post #446   4/17/11 3:27:24AM   

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Nobody really posts in this section.

Post #447   5/21/11 2:00:11PM   

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Posted by KungFuMaster

Nobody really posts in this section.



That's because everyone is too busy trying to be saved. Suckers! I'm trying my damnedest to qualify for the thread, but I'm not there yet. This beer isn't working as advertised.

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Post #448   5/21/11 8:46:11PM   

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i fuckn idiot...

Post #449   5/26/11 10:10:24AM   

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Glad I made it here again. Wallowing in my miserable picks for TUF 13 and losing a av bet. I'm actually pissed off right now that I did so bad. I'm also sunburned from the wavepool today as well. I'm kind of an angry drunk if you can't tell.

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Billy Madison-

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


Post #450   6/4/11 11:52:13PM   
 
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