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Posted by Stickan

Update from my trip to finland.

I no longer have a girlfriend

I got a fractured arm and a lot of bumps and bruises from jumping out of a driving car trying to make a McGyver-roll. (druuunk as hell)

Met some californians so now all I say is "eeey braaah".

Partied with Teemu Selänne (famous hockey player). He didn't like me trying to talk to him all the time but I was with a woman that he knew so he had no choice.

I got stoned for the first time.

I tried to armbar a korean guy I had never met before.



Finnish girls are VERY easy. One time, I almost got laid because I had a guitar. I didn't even have to play it, I just had it with me. Unfortunetly the girls roommate had alcohol poisoning and started puking all over the ******* place, so that sort of killed the moment.

Oh, and next time I'm in Stockholm, we've totally gotta kick it. You can see how New Hampshire drunks roll.

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Post #31   8/9/07 8:26:09PM   

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Posted by wilwith1l

Allright. this thread sucks. I was drunk last night, and couldn't find it. I had seen it before, but like I said I was drunk.



I'm of the opinion the internet should come with a breathalyzer to keep you off some sites, and automatically log you into threads like these.

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Post #32   8/9/07 8:27:19PM   

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Posted by Svartorm


Posted by Stickan

Update from my trip to finland.

I no longer have a girlfriend

I got a fractured arm and a lot of bumps and bruises from jumping out of a driving car trying to make a McGyver-roll. (druuunk as hell)

Met some californians so now all I say is "eeey braaah".

Partied with Teemu Selänne (famous hockey player). He didn't like me trying to talk to him all the time but I was with a woman that he knew so he had no choice.

I got stoned for the first time.

I tried to armbar a korean guy I had never met before.



Oh, and next time I'm in Stockholm, we've totally gotta kick it. You can see how New Hampshire drunks roll.


Yeah for sure! You guys also all are like "eeeey braaaah"? Or are you more "eeeeey dude!" type of people?

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Naw, we're at the opposite end of the country from Cali, so we've got our own lingo. We say things like "wicked" as in "Thats wicked cool!", and things like "brah" are generally replaced with "bro", "boss", "chief", or "guy". Rest assured, you won't understand a word I'm saying.

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Secondary League Season 1 - 31st in Pts
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Post #34   8/10/07 7:25:06PM   

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Posted by Svartorm

Naw, we're at the opposite end of the country from Cali, so we've got our own lingo. We say things like "wicked" as in "Thats wicked cool!", and things like "brah" are generally replaced with "bro", "boss", "chief", or "guy". Rest assured, you won't understand a word I'm saying.


Then I hope you've brushed up on your swedish chief

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I can read it, but can't speak or understand it. I'll just have to armbar you until you understand what I'm talking about.

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Posted by Svartorm

I can read it, but can't speak or understand it. I'll just have to armbar you until you understand what I'm talking about.



Just speak louder

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I'd rather do the armbar.

By the way, how come no one gets drunk anymore? Its been three weeks since someone posted here!

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Posted by Svartorm

By the way, how come no one gets drunk anymore? Its been three weeks since someone posted here!



I am drunk with power, does that count?

Post #39   9/2/07 12:32:23PM   

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Posted by szucconi


Posted by Svartorm

By the way, how come no one gets drunk anymore? Its been three weeks since someone posted here!



I am drunk with power, does that count?



im drunk with love.......for jeiger and root beer....mmmmmmm

Post #40   9/2/07 3:29:11PM   

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todya is my best friend s sisters birrgfhg day sand she was k8nd enoubh to invite me ober.. me and me best froeidnm got drunk and were goondda ne druinge some more.. mmaplaygorund is awsomw **** yeas keep it upu shshshshshsh aahdhfgl thatqas ywak yeak me nad myt friend arte gonna drink some more yada ydad yads that was a challanhe I'm gonna play some ghost recon that game is fresh see you alalalao

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I'm willing to bet he didn't do too good on Ghost Recon.

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Posted by Svartorm

I'm willing to bet he didn't do too good on Ghost Recon.


I bet he got shot by his own team mates for endangering the whole team.

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I bet he fell down a flight of stairs and called a bunch of old girlfriends on a payphone.......and then played some Ghost Recon.

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Secondary League Season 3 - 12th in Pts
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Primary League Season 7 - 26th in Wagers
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Secondary League Season 1 - 31st in Pts
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Post #44   9/30/07 3:40:10AM   

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im not drunk but im ****** baked. i dunno if thats really even similar cause drunk and high are two different things but god it should be illegal to be this high. oh shit it is. man it shouldnt be illegal. i mean it should be illegal to be this high cause im ****** RIPPED but it shouldnt be illegal. so do any of guys watch UFC? i ****** love that shit, i was watchin the road to ufc 77 i dunno it was some gay little 10 minute program with dana white talkin bout sylvia and verra and shit. i wonder if rich franklin smokes weed. i'd smoke with him.

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