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Hammer of the Gods
Career record: 986-621
Season: 16-8 (#880)
Location: Hudson, NH
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Posted by Stickan
Update from my trip to finland.
I no longer have a girlfriend
I got a fractured arm and a lot of bumps and bruises from jumping out of a driving car trying to make a McGyver-roll. (druuunk as hell)
Met some californians so now all I say is "eeey braaah".
Partied with Teemu Selänne (famous hockey player). He didn't like me trying to talk to him all the time but I was with a woman that he knew so he had no choice.
I got stoned for the first time.
I tried to armbar a korean guy I had never met before.
Finnish girls are VERY easy. One time, I almost got laid because I had a guitar. I didn't even have to play it, I just had it with me. Unfortunetly the girls roommate had alcohol poisoning and started puking all over the ******* place, so that sort of killed the moment.
Oh, and next time I'm in Stockholm, we've totally gotta kick it. You can see how New Hampshire drunks roll. 
Last edited 8/9/07 8:28PM by svartorm
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Post #31 8/9/07 8:26:09PM
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Hammer of the Gods
Career record: 986-621
Season: 16-8 (#880)
Location: Hudson, NH
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Posted by wilwith1l
Allright. this thread sucks. I was drunk last night, and couldn't find it. I had seen it before, but like I said I was drunk.
I'm of the opinion the internet should come with a breathalyzer to keep you off some sites, and automatically log you into threads like these.
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DREAM 1 - 2nd in Pts
Cage Rage 23 - 6th in Pts
Secondary League Season 3 - 12th in Pts
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Post #32 8/9/07 8:27:19PM
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Stickan
the HAWT one!
Career record: 198-104
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Sweden
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Posted by Svartorm
Posted by Stickan
Update from my trip to finland.
I no longer have a girlfriend
I got a fractured arm and a lot of bumps and bruises from jumping out of a driving car trying to make a McGyver-roll. (druuunk as hell)
Met some californians so now all I say is "eeey braaah".
Partied with Teemu Selänne (famous hockey player). He didn't like me trying to talk to him all the time but I was with a woman that he knew so he had no choice.
I got stoned for the first time.
I tried to armbar a korean guy I had never met before.
Oh, and next time I'm in Stockholm, we've totally gotta kick it. You can see how New Hampshire drunks roll.
Yeah for sure! You guys also all are like "eeeey braaaah"? Or are you more "eeeeey dude!" type of people?
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Post #33 8/10/07 7:01:49PM
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Hammer of the Gods
Career record: 986-621
Season: 16-8 (#880)
Location: Hudson, NH
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Naw, we're at the opposite end of the country from Cali, so we've got our own lingo. We say things like "wicked" as in "Thats wicked cool!", and things like "brah" are generally replaced with "bro", "boss", "chief", or "guy". Rest assured, you won't understand a word I'm saying.
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All brave men with hearts of war, ride the path of mighty Thor.
DREAM 1 - 2nd in Pts
Cage Rage 23 - 6th in Pts
Secondary League Season 3 - 12th in Pts
Secondary League Season 7 - 16th in Wagers
Primary League Season 7 - 26th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 6 - 30th in Pts
Secondary League Season 1 - 31st in Pts
Primary League Season 6 - 39th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 7 - 41st in Pts
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Post #34 8/10/07 7:25:06PM
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Stickan
the HAWT one!
Career record: 198-104
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Sweden
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Posted by Svartorm
Naw, we're at the opposite end of the country from Cali, so we've got our own lingo. We say things like "wicked" as in "Thats wicked cool!", and things like "brah" are generally replaced with "bro", "boss", "chief", or "guy". Rest assured, you won't understand a word I'm saying.
Then I hope you've brushed up on your swedish chief 
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Post #35 8/10/07 7:45:23PM
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Hammer of the Gods
Career record: 986-621
Season: 16-8 (#880)
Location: Hudson, NH
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I can read it, but can't speak or understand it. I'll just have to armbar you until you understand what I'm talking about.
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All brave men with hearts of war, ride the path of mighty Thor.
DREAM 1 - 2nd in Pts
Cage Rage 23 - 6th in Pts
Secondary League Season 3 - 12th in Pts
Secondary League Season 7 - 16th in Wagers
Primary League Season 7 - 26th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 6 - 30th in Pts
Secondary League Season 1 - 31st in Pts
Primary League Season 6 - 39th in Wagers
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Post #36 8/10/07 8:19:44PM
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szucconi
In Full Mount
Career record: 241-183
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Maryland
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Posted by Svartorm
I can read it, but can't speak or understand it. I'll just have to armbar you until you understand what I'm talking about.
Just speak louder
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Post #37 9/2/07 1:11:26AM
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Hammer of the Gods
Career record: 986-621
Season: 16-8 (#880)
Location: Hudson, NH
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I'd rather do the armbar.
By the way, how come no one gets drunk anymore? Its been three weeks since someone posted here!
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All brave men with hearts of war, ride the path of mighty Thor.
DREAM 1 - 2nd in Pts
Cage Rage 23 - 6th in Pts
Secondary League Season 3 - 12th in Pts
Secondary League Season 7 - 16th in Wagers
Primary League Season 7 - 26th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 6 - 30th in Pts
Secondary League Season 1 - 31st in Pts
Primary League Season 6 - 39th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 7 - 41st in Pts
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Post #38 9/2/07 2:15:29AM
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szucconi
In Full Mount
Career record: 241-183
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Maryland
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Posted by Svartorm
By the way, how come no one gets drunk anymore? Its been three weeks since someone posted here!
I am drunk with power, does that count?
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Post #39 9/2/07 12:32:23PM
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mkiv9secsupra
MMA Sensei
Career record: 664-440
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: ATL, GA
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Posted by szucconi
Posted by Svartorm
By the way, how come no one gets drunk anymore? Its been three weeks since someone posted here!
I am drunk with power, does that count?
im drunk with love.......for jeiger and root beer....mmmmmmm
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Post #40 9/2/07 3:29:11PM
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Fanboy 1988
Standup Guy
Career record: 68-49
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: the twilight zone
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todya is my best friend s sisters birrgfhg day sand she was k8nd enoubh to invite me ober.. me and me best froeidnm got drunk and were goondda ne druinge some more.. mmaplaygorund is awsomw **** yeas keep it upu shshshshshsh aahdhfgl thatqas ywak yeak me nad myt friend arte gonna drink some more yada ydad yads that was a challanhe I'm gonna play some ghost recon that game is fresh see you alalalao
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Post #41 9/22/07 2:47:37AM
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Hammer of the Gods
Career record: 986-621
Season: 16-8 (#880)
Location: Hudson, NH
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I'm willing to bet he didn't do too good on Ghost Recon.
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All brave men with hearts of war, ride the path of mighty Thor.
DREAM 1 - 2nd in Pts
Cage Rage 23 - 6th in Pts
Secondary League Season 3 - 12th in Pts
Secondary League Season 7 - 16th in Wagers
Primary League Season 7 - 26th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 6 - 30th in Pts
Secondary League Season 1 - 31st in Pts
Primary League Season 6 - 39th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 7 - 41st in Pts
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Post #42 9/22/07 3:57:26AM
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Stickan
the HAWT one!
Career record: 198-104
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Sweden
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Posted by Svartorm
I'm willing to bet he didn't do too good on Ghost Recon.
I bet he got shot by his own team mates for endangering the whole team.
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Post #43 9/23/07 6:41:20PM
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Hammer of the Gods
Career record: 986-621
Season: 16-8 (#880)
Location: Hudson, NH
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I bet he fell down a flight of stairs and called a bunch of old girlfriends on a payphone.......and then played some Ghost Recon. 
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All brave men with hearts of war, ride the path of mighty Thor.
DREAM 1 - 2nd in Pts
Cage Rage 23 - 6th in Pts
Secondary League Season 3 - 12th in Pts
Secondary League Season 7 - 16th in Wagers
Primary League Season 7 - 26th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 6 - 30th in Pts
Secondary League Season 1 - 31st in Pts
Primary League Season 6 - 39th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 7 - 41st in Pts
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Post #44 9/30/07 3:40:10AM
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Djbb
Standup Guy
Career record: 24-23
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Center Barnstead, NH
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im not drunk but im ****** baked. i dunno if thats really even similar cause drunk and high are two different things but god it should be illegal to be this high. oh shit it is. man it shouldnt be illegal. i mean it should be illegal to be this high cause im ****** RIPPED but it shouldnt be illegal. so do any of guys watch UFC? i ****** love that shit, i was watchin the road to ufc 77 i dunno it was some gay little 10 minute program with dana white talkin bout sylvia and verra and shit. i wonder if rich franklin smokes weed. i'd smoke with him.
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