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still drunk from yesterday, what a rough night. its so uncomfortable kicking a chick out of your house in the morning, there isnt a great way to sugar coat that at all. things were easier when i was 20, lol.

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Post #421   5/6/10 8:24:19AM   

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Posted by cowcatcher

still drunk from yesterday, what a rough night. its so uncomfortable kicking a chick out of your house in the morning, there isnt a great way to sugar coat that at all. things were easier when i was 20, lol.

Post #422   5/12/10 11:11:44AM   

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I finished my prospectus for my Master's Thesis. That f*cker was 20 pages long. I am just waiting to receive the feedback and then I will complete the project. I have decided the best way to celebrate this occasion is to invite zxandu over and drink beers with him until the wee hours of the morning. I will definitely be posting something in about 4 hours that is way less coherent than this.

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Post #423   5/14/10 3:33:08AM   

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Okay, so I have decided that I will be posting a series of threads in here as I keep getting drunker and drunker. I really want people to know that SNL-Celebrity Jeopardy skits are the ****. Febtober. Febturday. "haha, she said turd"

These will get worse as I go on.

Post #424   5/14/10 4:46:21AM   

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Drunk math brought to you by drunk Josh.

I had asked the question of "how many Gracie's are there" in another thread. Well, I decided to do some math. Carlos Gracie had 21 kids. He had his eldest, Carlson, in 1932, making him 31 at the time. His youngest son (the 20th), Rilion, in 1963 (couldn't find any information on when the youngest daughter was born), so, that gives him a total of 31 years to have pumped out 20 kids. That's an average of 1.55 kids from 1932 to 1963. If the man wasn't tapping someone out, he was tapping something in. to Carlos and his ability to f*ck and fight.

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fuycking drunk, i love it. yay me. gp graduate go

Post #426   5/14/10 9:22:33AM   

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The drinking has started for me in anticipation for game 7 tonight... I'll either be drunk with happiness or drunk with depression when it comes to a conclusion...

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I'll be here with you, Hendo. Let's get the job done.

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Well i was drunk with depression, it was god awful...I literally got beaked by the entire bar, it felt good being noticed for being an avid Bruins fan but felt dirty because...well, because of the loss.
I was drinking tears, and a lot of them.

Post #429   5/15/10 4:01:25AM   

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okay I'm ready.... To give my story from tonight... I am sort of together with this chick but not really and because I don't want a relationshjip just yet but she's jeasous as hell and tonight I met a new girl who's hoooooootototot as hell and on topp of that I met my ex who wanted to hook up with me and change new phone numbers and stuff and i'm supposed to call my ex tomorrow...
I made out and almost slept with the hootototo girl but we didn't have timee sp I unfortunatley said i'll call her tomorrow and the problem is that jessica (the girl I'm kinda seeing) is jealous as hell and she probably can't ahve that-
I wanna sleep with them all.. what do I do?



Do 'em all. Keep the best......simple as that......and dont give your ex your number....that turned out bad for me,



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It could be worse. I went to the bar with my ex-girlfriend (already hammered). It's her last night in town. I got so drunk that I passed out in the back seat of her car (twice) then I went back into the bar and drank 4 double shots of Rumplemintz for no good reason. I then drove myself to Taco Bell where I proceeded to order a Grande Meal for just me, then drove to Vons for a two liter of coke, and then back home. I woke up with 8 Burrito's, a half drank 2 liter, and an ex in the bed. Horrible night.

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where in the hell is the im hungover thread in this place?

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I finished my masters thesis today, i am hammered as ****, yay me. thas alll

Post #433   6/8/10 5:58:24AM   

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Wow, it's been awhile since somebody's posted here. I'll get it rolling again. Feeling good after taking down some Leinenkugels Honey Weiss.

On a side note, right before I walked into my house, a big ass lightening bolt struck and the thunder scared the sh*t outta me I almost pissed myself

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


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I'm going to try reply to messages but i'm absolutely hammered. have been for several hours

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