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We've had a few drunken posters on here in the past few weeks, so being as your drunken rants either end up here or deleted, I figured I should make a drunk thread where you can share your pearls of wisdom with the rest of us.

Ok, I'll go first. I'm drunk! Its Einherjer day and I have a sixer of Magners and a sixer of Hornsby to take care of tonight. I can still type though, which is always a good sign.

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DREAM 1 - 2nd in Pts
Cage Rage 23 - 6th in Pts
Secondary League Season 3 - 12th in Pts
Secondary League Season 7 - 16th in Wagers
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Secondary League Season 6 - 30th in Pts
Secondary League Season 1 - 31st in Pts
Primary League Season 6 - 39th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 7 - 41st in Pts

Post #1   5/28/07 9:13:12PM   

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Quick! Someone take his Keys-board!

Go on a drunken banning spree, thats what I'd do. (thats why Im not a mod)

Post #2   5/28/07 10:31:18PM   

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No man, evbn when drunk I hvae impecable morality, which is why I allow myself to drink. Hail the FAllen!

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All brave men with hearts of war, ride the path of mighty Thor.

DREAM 1 - 2nd in Pts
Cage Rage 23 - 6th in Pts
Secondary League Season 3 - 12th in Pts
Secondary League Season 7 - 16th in Wagers
Primary League Season 7 - 26th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 6 - 30th in Pts
Secondary League Season 1 - 31st in Pts
Primary League Season 6 - 39th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 7 - 41st in Pts

Post #3   5/28/07 11:16:13PM   

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Next time Im drunk on the inner nets I shall return to this thread

Prepare to see the quality of my spelling, grammar and general posting deteriorate as alcohol is consumed!

Post #4   5/29/07 9:09:03AM   

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where is the "Official "I'm Stoned" thread"?

..nevermind...dont make one,cuz i would flood that sucker with posts all day

Post #5   5/29/07 9:55:23AM   

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Posted by Trapt1nw0nder

where is the "Official "I'm Stoned" thread"?

..nevermind...dont make one,cuz i would flood that sucker with posts all day



explains most of your other posts jk

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Post #6   5/29/07 6:19:34PM   

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this thread is almostt as mcuh funt to post on as e-mailing you boss when drunk

Post #7   5/30/07 9:23:24AM   

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okay I'm ready.... To give my story from tonight... I am sort of together with this chick but not really and because I don't want a relationshjip just yet but she's jeasous as hell and tonight I met a new girl who's hoooooootototot as hell and on topp of that I met my ex who wanted to hook up with me and change new phone numbers and stuff and i'm supposed to call my ex tomorrow...
I made out and almost slept with the hootototo girl but we didn't have timee sp I unfortunatley said i'll call her tomorrow and the problem is that jessica (the girl I'm kinda seeing) is jealous as hell and she probably can't ahve that-
I wanna sleep with them all.. what do I do?

Post #8   6/2/07 10:29:22PM   

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Posted by Stickan

okay I'm ready.... To give my story from tonight... I am sort of together with this chick but not really and because I don't want a relationshjip just yet but she's jeasous as hell and tonight I met a new girl who's hoooooootototot as hell and on topp of that I met my ex who wanted to hook up with me and change new phone numbers and stuff and i'm supposed to call my ex tomorrow...
I made out and almost slept with the hootototo girl but we didn't have timee sp I unfortunatley said i'll call her tomorrow and the problem is that jessica (the girl I'm kinda seeing) is jealous as hell and she probably can't ahve that-
I wanna sleep with them all.. what do I do?



Do 'em all. Keep the best......simple as that......and dont give your ex your number....that turned out bad for me,

Post #9   6/3/07 1:47:35PM   

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am drunk , came home early from parties. there was a dime that i couldaaa had, but i had to resist temptation *oh sweet jesus was it temptation& cuz i have a gf, but i figure if a silly magician named jesus can resist numberous temptations why can't i? right?

Post #10   6/9/07 3:39:02AM   

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Im drnk and I think Crocop on his good days could kick anyone in the worlds head into the thurd row.

Post #11   6/9/07 3:58:47AM   

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Okay....... so real fight club tonight, 4 of us weere goin 2 on 2 shjot for shot inthe arm all night long, T"he the strongest guy decide that he wants to say "hey who want sot fight me figh club style". Basivllay Kimbo
style.
the skinnest guy steps up rightnaway. He gets beat but gets respect froi jumpin in righy awqy.
PS i dramnk a f;asjk of vodlka and my hand is sore from punchin a arm all night nlong.. and a i fell in a hedge wqith thorn soin teh way home and my heard hurt s o i jumped in a sprinlekr. it was awesom.

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I'm drinkin this full thing of Lime Margarita Tequila Jose Cuervo kinda bullshit. and JAGER!

Post #13   6/9/07 4:26:10AM   

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Posted by madmarck

Okay....... so real fight club tonight, 4 of us weere goin 2 on 2 shjot for shot inthe arm all night long, T"he the strongest guy decide that he wants to say "hey who want sot fight me figh club style". Basivllay Kimbo
style.
the skinnest guy steps up rightnaway. He gets beat but gets respect froi jumpin in righy awqy.
PS i dramnk a f;asjk of vodlka and my hand is sore from punchin a arm all night nlong.. and a i fell in a hedge wqith thorn soin teh way home and my heard hurt s o i jumped in a sprinlekr. it was awesom.



Update. I have a huge welt on my arm. And i have fractured (i think) my far right knuckle.

Edit: Yeah im pretty sure i now have 5 knuclkes on my right hand instead of 4.

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Post #14   6/9/07 10:13:07PM   

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I got drunk off of mead and beer a few nights ago, screamed at airplanes, referring to them as aliens, fell into a camp fire and threw up out of the back of my truck. Then I fell asleep for about ten seconds, got up and asked if I had dreamed throwing up.

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All brave men with hearts of war, ride the path of mighty Thor.

DREAM 1 - 2nd in Pts
Cage Rage 23 - 6th in Pts
Secondary League Season 3 - 12th in Pts
Secondary League Season 7 - 16th in Wagers
Primary League Season 7 - 26th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 6 - 30th in Pts
Secondary League Season 1 - 31st in Pts
Primary League Season 6 - 39th in Wagers
Secondary League Season 7 - 41st in Pts

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