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Hello gentlemen. This is my first post. I will be coming here more often now, I am quiting the UG. I was brainstorming recently and I was trying to think of something to say. and here is a good talking point. Beatdown of the year, my money is on Marqaurdt destroying Woodly in the 4th RD. What are your guy's fave finishes of 2012 so far?

Post #1   7/15/12 2:30:18AM   

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It's true guys. This has all been a ruse. Here is my high school yearbook picture from 1971.

I apologize to my fans, my family, the people of Gainesville, and most off all my lord and savior Allah.

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Post #2   7/15/12 2:33:53AM   

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But seriously, that Marquardt finish tonight was fucking fantastic.

But Barboza/Etim was this year, and Jesus Christ I don't see anything beating that one. That's one of the greatest of all time.

Honorable mentions to: Thompson/Stittgen, Pettis/Lauzon, Mendes/Aldo. Hunt's early KO of Kongo was pretty gnar too.

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Post #3   7/15/12 3:40:11AM   

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That ko last night was beautiful and devastating at the same time. Marquardt looked real good at 170.

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


Post #4   7/15/12 9:35:18AM   

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Post #5   7/15/12 11:35:56AM   

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Posted by jakewalters




Thanks for the gif. I didn't get to watch the fights last night.

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Post #6   7/15/12 11:59:26AM   

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That was the best part of the night, it was pretty slow until Marquardt pulled that off. The crowd went nuts

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Post #7   7/15/12 12:18:40PM   

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so have you moved out of your mom's basement yet?

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Post #8   7/15/12 1:05:17PM   

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More and more tkos are being started or finished with elbows and I love it

Post #9   7/15/12 1:15:01PM   

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jakewalters isn't that young, I call BS.

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Post #10   7/15/12 10:32:31PM   

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Posted by Kpro

jakewalters isn't that young, I call BS.



It's because his birthday is February 29th.

Post #11   7/16/12 12:10:30AM   

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Posted by lohmann


Posted by Kpro

jakewalters isn't that young, I call BS.



It's because his birthday is February 29th.



Leap year birthday's add a whole new dynamic to Pookie's game.

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You guys are fuckin hilarious. I also feel that Barboza pulled off a stunner, but it wasn't a beatdown, it was a nice KO. So my other picks are Warren/Curran, Brown/Ramos, and Munoz/Weidman. Oh and that basement you guys think is so goddamn funny? It's loaded with a hotdog grill, cat farm, there's a 1/25 scale WEC cage and 14 posters of Alistair Overeem. Yah. Suck on that.

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I honestly didnt think Nate had finishes like that in him anymore.

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Posted by jesustapped

Oh and that basement you guys think is so goddamn funny? It's loaded with a hotdog grill, cat farm, there's a 1/25 scale WEC cage and 14 posters of Alistair Overeem. Yah. Suck on that.



Good to hear he took half the Overeem posters down.

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Post #15   7/16/12 4:48:08PM