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Funniest quote of the night

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Funniest quote of the night
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Rogan " He got him right in the Package"

Rogan " Something to the effect of "Some dirty tapout girls"

Goldberg constantly calling Jeremy Stephens Joe Stevenson

or Goldberg saying Rampage beat Chuck in January 2005

.............

Post #1   5/27/07 1:38:14AM   

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Too bad Goldie won't retire to the UFC hall of fame and let one of our more prestigious posters here take his place.... honestly, even if you are a "casual" fan you have minimum 3-5 times per event to call him out on silliness At least he may have some MMA love after all though if he turned down the comentating on "professional" wrestling gig as was rumored last year...

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Post #2   5/27/07 1:40:46AM   

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i must say the qutoes that made me laugh the most that night were Rampage
"All you fans booing do it again and thats what your breath smells like boo boo"
or when he was talking to rogan about the referee stoppage the best though had to be when joe rogan said is that mandi moore like he had just creamed himself. I also found it quite humorous when jardine got rocked about 8 times

Post #3   5/28/07 12:13:10PM   

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i think goldberg is brilliant, ufc would suck without goldberg, rogan and couture commentating

Post #4   5/28/07 12:37:35PM   

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IMO the funniest thing all night was Karo singing his Judo song !

Last edited 5/28/07 12:41PM by hughesfan1
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Post #5   5/28/07 12:41:04PM   

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when Wilson Gouveia said in his pre-fight interview..."I hate him...I wanna kill the son of a bitch"..in this funny accent he has..lol


and that chat about 'Cribs' by Rampage..

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Post #6   5/28/07 12:53:43PM   

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the funniest for me was when liddell was tryin to talk to his daughter and all that came out of his mouth was jibberish

Post #7   5/28/07 1:17:56PM   

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Posted by hughesfan1

IMO the funniest thing all night was Karo singing his Judo song !



definetly, I loved the Judo song!

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Post #8   5/28/07 1:26:49PM   

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Karo Parisyan's judo song.

Post #9   5/28/07 2:01:52PM   

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Goldberg gives credibiltiy as an announcer. He's very good IMO.

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Post #10   5/28/07 4:47:53PM   

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David Spade, " I think Chuck is gonna win, the reason why is because he reminds me of me.... back in highschool.... Then once he put me in a headlock, and I still blackout in the middle of the day"

Post #11   5/28/07 8:06:09PM   

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Rogan: "Rampage do you agree with the stoppage?"

Rampage: "I agree with Chuck, we can do it again... oh ooo, yeah i agree with the ref now, ooooo, yeah he was knocked out right there."

Post #12   5/28/07 10:25:23PM   

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Posted by DJDark41

Karo Parisyan's judo song.

I was sitting next to a Judo team before a Judo tournament in Buffalo at a Bufallo Wild Wings, and we where all roaring...

that was a toung twister...

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Post #13   5/28/07 10:32:17PM   

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an other quote was when they showed 2 girls in the audience wearing Tapout shirts Rogan said..."ohh..dirty Tapout girls"....and Goldberg.."absolutely"........i dont think Mike was thinking straight..

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- Nick Diaz

originalconspiracy - "I'll leave the team if BJ Penn wins" (vs GSP)

Post #14   5/29/07 2:27:34AM   

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i thought the best quote came in rampage's when post fight interview when he's on about him being a black champion and he just goes "I'M BLACK"

Post #15   5/29/07 6:28:32AM   
 
 
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