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Let's go bowling, Dude.
Career record: 974-511
Season: 46-13 (#9)
Location: Fort Wayne, IN
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Posted by kopower
Just be careful if you do get some foreign substance in your eye. Let's say you get a nice staph infection going. The staph eventually eats your eye away, and you have to wear a patch over it. Meanwhile, cowcatcher and Kpro get turned on by the patch, and dream about making the crevasse a glory hole. Now you have to sleep with one eye open, see what I did there, and worry about the dynamic duo sneaking in your house while you snooze, and skull f'n ya through your eye hole. Could get real messy. I guess what I'm sayin is, just be safe.
I'm waiting for the bad part...
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Post #31 3/2/12 10:43:25PM
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Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 998-547
Season: 41-18 (#294)
Location: Coon Rapids, Minnesota
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Posted by emfleek
Posted by kopower
Just be careful if you do get some foreign substance in your eye. Let's say you get a nice staph infection going. The staph eventually eats your eye away, and you have to wear a patch over it. Meanwhile, cowcatcher and Kpro get turned on by the patch, and dream about making the crevasse a glory hole. Now you have to sleep with one eye open, see what I did there, and worry about the dynamic duo sneaking in your house while you snooze, and skull f'n ya through your eye hole. Could get real messy. I guess what I'm sayin is, just be safe.
I'm waiting for the bad part...
Who knows what other infection you could pick up from those two. Could be some new super STD.
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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.
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Post #32 3/2/12 11:00:52PM
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DavidAvellan
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Nice! Congrats.
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Post #33 3/3/12 2:57:39AM
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Come at me bro
Career record: 603-359
Season: 46-13 (#52)
Location: Hamilton, Ontario
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Posted by kopower
Who knows what other infection you could pick up from those two. Could be some new super STD.
ghonasyphaids is pretty intense
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Post #34 3/3/12 1:14:57PM
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Steady MODdin'
Career record: 1037-597
Season: 38-21 (#827)
Location: Milwaukee
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Posted by Bubbles
Posted by kopower
Who knows what other infection you could pick up from those two. Could be some new super STD.
ghonasyphaids is pretty intense
You're preaching to the choir.
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Post #35 3/4/12 10:48:00AM
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Let's go bowling, Dude.
Career record: 974-511
Season: 46-13 (#9)
Location: Fort Wayne, IN
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Great time last night. I'll post pictures tomorrow.
_______________________________________ TWITTER: @THE_FLEEK and @MMAPlayground
"I'm like the superhero coming in with the anti-bullsh*t." - Nick Diaz
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Post #36 3/4/12 7:23:27PM
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