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Would you really wish rape on the guy? It sounds like he was really trying to get his life in order and these are (admittedly in his words) old charges, so it's not like he's continued to screw up. He was out getting his carrer back in order and his past gas come back to haunt him, I think he's getting a raw deal from the looks of it.



Hmmm...either...

A - I was making a joke. Albeit childish, but a joke nonetheless

or...

B - I was being 100% serious and want nothing more than to see him get a good reeming in the pokey.

You decide.

By the way...serving time for one charge doesn't necessarily mean you're exempt from being punished for other things you've done. He's the one who messed up on MULTIPLE occasions and he's the one who has proven time and time again that he's about as immature as a 3rd grader watching a sex ed tape. I have no sympathy for the guy. He's the one putting himself in these situations. He made his own bed and now he has to lay in it.



From what I know about you I'm going with B

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From what I know about you I'm going with B



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Don't really care about him one way or the other, good or bad, inside or outside the cage, but I'll tell you what, I would have loved to have seen the fight at the pornstar's birthday party. I betcha that was a sight to see.

Post #18   2/3/12 2:34:47PM   

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You guys seem to forget war machine is an alpha male he fights and fucks for a living. Jail is simply training for his real lifes work.

Post #19   2/3/12 3:20:00PM   

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Posted by emfleek


Posted by machodog76

Would you really wish rape on the guy? It sounds like he was really trying to get his life in order and these are (admittedly in his words) old charges, so it's not like he's continued to screw up. He was out getting his carrer back in order and his past gas come back to haunt him, I think he's getting a raw deal from the looks of it.



Hmmm...either...

A - I was making a joke. Albeit childish, but a joke nonetheless

or...

B - I was being 100% serious and want nothing more than to see him get a good reeming in the pokey.

You decide.

By the way...serving time for one charge doesn't necessarily mean you're exempt from being punished for other things you've done. He's the one who messed up on MULTIPLE occasions and he's the one who has proven time and time again that he's about as immature as a 3rd grader watching a sex ed tape. I have no sympathy for the guy. He's the one putting himself in these situations. He made his own bed and now he has to lay in it.




Well means he had a crappy lawyer who should of tried to get all teh charges rolled together unless they came up after for something old...

Either way I am surprised at the beating everyone up at a party story....I cant believe he didnt get shot by someone at some point or hit with a serious weapon...

but he had a rough childhood didnt he? I mean counseling and you have to want to be a better person...

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Someone needs to get on his ass



I'm sure that'll happen a few times in prison.




Rape joke, Uncle Dana is not going to let you fight in the UFC now. Your fighting career is over.

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Posted by twoguns365

Someone needs to get on his ass



I'm sure that'll happen a few times in prison.




Rape joke, Uncle Dana is not going to let you fight in the UFC now. Your fighting career is over.



Surprise! (<-- see what I did there?)

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Posted by emfleek


Posted by machodog76

Would you really wish rape on the guy? It sounds like he was really trying to get his life in order and these are (admittedly in his words) old charges, so it's not like he's continued to screw up. He was out getting his carrer back in order and his past gas come back to haunt him, I think he's getting a raw deal from the looks of it.



Hmmm...either...

A - I was making a joke. Albeit childish, but a joke nonetheless

or...

B - I was being 100% serious and want nothing more than to see him get a good reeming in the pokey.

You decide.

By the way...serving time for one charge doesn't necessarily mean you're exempt from being punished for other things you've done. He's the one who messed up on MULTIPLE occasions and he's the one who has proven time and time again that he's about as immature as a 3rd grader watching a sex ed tape. I have no sympathy for the guy. He's the one putting himself in these situations. He made his own bed and now he has to lay in it.

What the hell school did you go to where they start sex ed at 3rd grade?! No wonder you're so into anal rape jokes, I'm appalled. All kidding aside I don't have much sympathy for him either. It's just the venom and enmity people seem to have for a guy they have never met that bothers me. I really do hope he gets his shit together I think it's sad to see people with potential just piss their lives away and I'll choose B because it's funny.

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I felt bad for him... THEN i read his last dozen tweets & he is a waste of life. Good riddance! Let someone who actually deserves it have his Bellator tourny spot.

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he better hope the squirrel master makes him his bitch and not Nasty Nate.

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I think he's literally insane...I certainly will not miss him

he's a dangerous guy to know and be relatively skilled in MMA

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In August 2000, Koppenhaver briefly attended The Citadel, The Military College of South Carolina, before being expelled. War Machine has also had several scrapes with legal authorities. On September 2, 2007, he was found guilty of striking a Las Vegas man in the face and choking him unconscious during a parking lot scuffle.[3] In February 2008, he was sentenced to three years of probation and 30 days of community service, avoiding the possible felony charge and accompanying prison time.



War Machine was signed and then released by Bellator Fighting Championships. His MySpace blog cited disparaging comments about Barack Obama -- including his "hopes someone smokes that [expletive] ( Barack Obama) and every president to come" -- as the cause for his non-participation in their upcoming tournament.



On February 22, 2008, Koppenhaver's San Diego defense attorney arranged a lenient fine and probationary sentence for a prior assault which could have ended his fighting career, if charged as a felony.[23]

On 31 October 2009, Koppenhaver announced that he would pursue a career in pornographic films along with fighting mixed martial arts. War Machine, on the internet stated the following:

"So I said fuck it! I signed with LA Direct Models this week and today I did my first porn scene! (laugh out loud) I shot for Digital Playground with their girl Riley Steele, was fucking awesome! I was nervous as shit but I came through. I'm still gonna fight, just gonna do this too because fighting isn't quite enough money and you all know I ain't trying to work! In life I have come to learn that all I enjoy is eating, sleeping, fighting and fucking! Fuck it! I'm living the dream, getting PAID to fight and fuck! What more could I ask for?"[24]

On 28 November, War Machine was reported to what witnesses have said, "gone crazy" at porn actress Brooke Haven's birthday party. He attacked several people and ran off before the police came. Here is what he said about the situation on his Twitter.

"Fuck...last night was NOT good...lil' misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I'm fucked...Pretty sure my porn days are over. Prolly be going to jail too...when they find me...haha!"[25]

On December 1, Las Vegas Police Department issued a warrant out for his arrest.[26]

On February 28, 2010, Koppenhaver was arrested in Point Loma in San Diego, California after pushing a bar owner and destroying several glasses in the bar.[27] Witnesses said that Koppenhaver became agitated after a bartender asked for a second form of identification when Koppenhaver handed her his driver's license which used the name "War Machine" (since he had legally changed his name). Koppenhaver then became “irritated” and made a swiping motion with his hand over the bar, knocking over and shattering several bottles and glasses. The bartender said the glass hit various parts of her body, which caused some injuries. Before leaving the bar, Koppenhaver allegedly shoved another woman who was later identified as the bar's owner.

On March 31, 2010, he was again arrested in San Diego, California under suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon after a confrontation at a Pacific Beach bar.[28]

The incident allegedly occurred when Koppenhaver was involved in an altercation with several individuals at the Pacific Beach bar and the bar's bouncer attempted to separate them.[29] The bouncer testified in court that Koppenhaver then punched him in the face, giving him a split lip and several loose teeth. A bar security camera captured footage of Koppenhaver then proceeding outside the bar to fight the individuals before being coaxed by his friends to stop. Koppehaver then was seen breaking free and going back on the attack against the individuals. The bouncer at the bar testified that his conduct was "beyond aggressive ... crazy almost."[29]

It was reported that officers had to place a bag over his head to keep him from spitting at them. Koppenhaver responded by way of his Twitter account saying: "Why the spit bag? Fuck if I know!?? I never spit! lol...they just put it on to be dicks and/or disguise who I was...??




Any argument in favour of "War Machine" ends with this post right here.

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LOL . . . from the sounds of his twats, the judge didn't like him very much.


Changing your War Machine and getting in trouble is not the smartest thing. A judge opens the file and sees State v War Machine and then sees the the charges are violent. . . not a good start no matter who your attorney is.

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...and then he calls the Judge a bitch....yeah, you are rehabilitated! What a joke. Keep calling judges bitches and you may never get out of trouble. He hasn't learned a damn thing. Judges are the most powerful people out there. It is wise to show them respect.

He is an animal and needs to be locked up in a cage like one.

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Posted by Sir_Karl

...and then he calls the Judge a bitch....yeah, you are rehabilitated! What a joke. Keep calling judges bitches and you may never get out of trouble. He hasn't learned a damn thing. Judges are the most powerful people out there. It is wise to show them respect.

He is an animal and needs to be locked up in a cage like one.



Animals should not be locked in cages, but that's a whole other debate.

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