Cris Cyborg Suspended for Positive Steroid Test |
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BlueSkiesBurn
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Cristiane "Cris Cyborg" Santos, widely regarded as the best female fighter in mixed martial arts, has been suspended for testing positive for steroids.
The California State Athletic Commission announced on Friday that it has suspended Cyborg because her drug test following her most recent fight, a 16-second knockout of Hiroko Yamanaka, came back positive for metabolites of the anabolic steroid stanozolol. The result of the Cyborg-Yamanaka fight will be changed to a no decision.
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Post #1 1/6/12 6:38:22PM
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MuayThaiGeek13
MMA Regular
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Wow. Now this is news!!1
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Post #2 1/6/12 6:42:35PM
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pmoney
Heavyweight Champ
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Let me say this: NO SHIT.
If you have seen Cyborg, you've probably thought she is a man or roided up. Here's the thing: women physically DO NOT get muscular like Cyborg. Women get more naturally toned than anything.
The "Big Poppa Pump" biceps were a dead giveaway.
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Post #3 1/6/12 6:48:37PM
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Randy is King
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It may be somewhat obvious but at the same time I'm fuckin' pissed. Women's mma is struggling as it is. Now you have arguably the top female fighter testing positive for steroids? HUGE blow.
EDIT: I'm also pretty disappointed in the male Cyborg. WTF bro? Your wife is taking steroids. That's just plain gross imo.
Last edited 1/6/12 6:54PM by budgellism
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Post #4 1/6/12 6:52:31PM
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MODular Approach
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Things that me you go hmmm.
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Post #5 1/6/12 6:52:50PM
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SURPRISE VAN CANDY!
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I call BS. retest him.
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Post #6 1/6/12 7:09:38PM
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REBEL WITH A CAUSE
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Is anybody surprised by this?
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Post #7 1/6/12 7:27:55PM
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Cooler
Banned for Cheating
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I hope this isnt bashing but... No duh, right?
No wonder they didnt make Cyborg vs Rousey. It's too bad because beauty was going to take that belt from the beast. Oh well, once Rousey takes the belt from Miesha she can move up and fight Cyborg after the suspension.
Rickson Rousey by armbar all day.
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Post #8 1/6/12 7:28:24PM
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Twenty20Dollars
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She finally gets a fight after a long layoff then tests positive, ouch.
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Post #9 1/6/12 7:37:54PM
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StriderXero
Standup Guy
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now how long has she been doing this? and how much? Carina Damm got caught with roids, but she didn't looked that jacked. This pisses me off to no end.
the messed up thing is that she wins most of her fights by muscling her way at them. thats basically the biggest key to her victories
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Post #10 1/6/12 7:58:36PM
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KungFuMaster
Heavyweight Champ
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Posted by pmoney
Let me say this: NO SHIT.
If you have seen Cyborg, you've probably thought she is a man or roided up. Here's the thing: women physically DO NOT get muscular like Cyborg. Women get more naturally toned than anything.
The "Big Poppa Pump" biceps were a dead giveaway.
Behind that manly face and those bulging muscles - is a delicate flower. 
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Post #11 1/6/12 8:10:53PM
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Sir_Karl
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4 inch clitoris?
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Post #12 1/6/12 8:11:42PM
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SURPRISE VAN CANDY!
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Season: 7-4 (#896)
Location: Seattle, WA
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Posted by Sir_Karl
4 inch clitoris?
Maybe when flaccid.
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Post #13 1/6/12 8:14:27PM
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tallica62
Belt Contender
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! NO WAY!! This is impossible...I'd expect something like this from someone like Frankie Edgar...buy Cyborg...noooooooo way
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Post #14 1/6/12 8:39:21PM
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Geoffo
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Let the sarcasm and jokes being LOL.
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