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We had one about 10 miles outside of town that was more like an old barn than a strip club. It had old christmas lights and shit inside, a real dump. Plus it was BYOB, which was nice on the pocket but just added to the cheap feel of the place.

They had some hot ass girls there though, I can't complain about that. Some freakshow burnt it down though when one of the strippers gave him the cold shoulder.

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In Cedar Rapids, Iowa there is a strip club named the Lumber Yard. They hold mma fights on Wednesdays. Pretty amatuer stuff.


Best Strip Club name contest....... The Booby Trap

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Posted by butterballs

They had some hot ass girls there though, I can't complain about that. Some freakshow burnt it down though when one of the strippers gave him the cold shoulder.



Did she at least return your phonecalls after that?

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ewwwwwwww now that is gross...Mac and cheese did they have pigs in a blanket also....Never eat a free buffett at a strip club ..

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lol...booby trap is in Florida have heard of it.....there is a ranchy one in florida also called Peek -a-boo so bootleg they didnt even have a free buffet.. Of course I havent been to a strip club in about 10 years when I was 20 so they might of upgraded and got a buffet....

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Posted by butterballs

They had some hot ass girls there though, I can't complain about that. Some freakshow burnt it down though when one of the strippers gave him the cold shoulder.



A cold shoulder, I have never heard of that before. How much does it cost and how long does it take. Is it anything like a [Insert hilariously named inappropriate action here].

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There is a club that I've never been to but have always heard of across the river in Wisconsin... It's called the Loch Ness, and I guess their 'hook' so to say is that they don't have lights in there... You can rent a miner's helmet for a certain denomination and a lantern for a higher price...

Novel idea, but I don't know if that's saying much about the quality of women in there

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Posted by Svartorm

We had a strip joint a few miles from my house that had an All-you-can-eat $2 macaroni and cheese buffet, which shows you exactly how classy a place it was.



lol... how could you pass that up?!?!

There's a place down in Minneapolis somewhere that does a yearly thanksgiving day buffet... I think it's included in the price of admission too!...

I always thought that would be a sad sight... No where else to go for Thanksgiving dinner, might as well head down to the (insert funny stripclub name ie. bearded clam, etc)...

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Posted by ncordless

In Cedar Rapids, Iowa there is a strip club named the Lumber Yard. They hold mma fights on Wednesdays. Pretty amatuer stuff.


Best Strip Club name contest....... The Booby Trap




Wow, this came out today..... that's the place.the Lumberyard

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HAHAHA! I've worked a few Thanksgivings at the store I work at, and you always get a few sad looking dudes that come in and buy a Hungry Man turkey dinner. If there was a turkey dinner strip club around, they'd probably be there.

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Posted by pv3Hpv3p

There is a club that I've never been to but have always heard of across the river in Wisconsin... It's called the Loch Ness, and I guess their 'hook' so to say is that they don't have lights in there... You can rent a miner's helmet for a certain denomination and a lantern for a higher price...

Novel idea, but I don't know if that's saying much about the quality of women in there



Wow, whats to stop you from throwing a $20 on stage, turning off your miner helmet so no one can see you, picking it back up, and throwing it again later?

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Dunno man, I never had the urge to spend money on a cocktease. To each his own I guess.



Same here. That and all the stripers I've met in my life were all drug addicts, so I wouldn't feel right giving them money to support their habit. Same reason I won't give panhandlers money.



They arent so bad if you go to a "Gentlemens Cabert".
I dont personally find going to strip clubs any more fun taht going to a dance club. Its ok but $5 beers dont really rub me the right way.

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Posted by Svartorm


Posted by pv3Hpv3p

There is a club that I've never been to but have always heard of across the river in Wisconsin... It's called the Loch Ness, and I guess their 'hook' so to say is that they don't have lights in there... You can rent a miner's helmet for a certain denomination and a lantern for a higher price...

Novel idea, but I don't know if that's saying much about the quality of women in there



Wow, whats to stop you from throwing a $20 on stage, turning off your miner helmet so no one can see you, picking it back up, and throwing it again later?



I'm really not sure of the ins and outs to it... My guess would be the broad on stage would get a little pissed, but hey, maybe you're onto something...

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Id rather be in a dance club tbh. I dunno what clubbing is like in America, not as strong as it is in England for sure, but I'd like to see how you lads do it over there. England has a really strong clubbing culture, particularly in Newcastle, which is one of the worlds top 10 nightspots.

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unless i can see c-section scars and bullet wounds im not going to the dollar bar

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