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Good thread Kpro! You know who was buttering who's bread, talkin' all that Diaz talk

My inbox is essentially deleted, save for a few pm's that were not funny... I did find this though...

From:
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Subject:
avatar bet
Message:
Throwing down the gauntlet brosef! Full blown aids bet huh? I am interested! Who would you be taking, Hamill or Gustaffson?

Post #61   10/13/11 4:27:47AM   

We're in Lodi, bitch!

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Posted by pmoney

My inbox is essentially deleted, save for a few pm's that were not funny... I did find this though...



The only PMs I delete are the Post Notification Reports we (mods) get. Other than that, I have 194 pages to sort through for threads like this!

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Post #62   10/13/11 9:03:14AM   
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SURPRISE VAN CANDY!

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Posted by emfleek


Posted by pmoney

My inbox is essentially deleted, save for a few pm's that were not funny... I did find this though...



The only PMs I delete are the Post Notification Reports we (mods) get. Other than that, I have 194 pages to sort through for threads like this!



Well then I feel like you are holding back.

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Post #63   10/13/11 6:05:19PM   

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Here's a few my brother sent me when he posted on here waaaaay back in the day.

From:Fanboy
To:Mrsmiley

if you got the time you need to make a night of the living music part 2. here's a few of the songs that need to be on it

Megadrivers thundercats remake

Ronny james dio's Holy diver

Metal Gear solid 2's theme song, or megadrivers version of the song will do just fine.. Which ever you like better

Misfit's Dead kings rise

misfits one million years BC

and add alot of other other good songs to it to if you can. I just can't think of anymore right now..

To:Fanboy
From:Mrsmiley

Okay.When I get the chance I will do that.Tell dad i have his rage against the machine cd done

To:mrsmiley
from:fanboy



Rickson by armbar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post #64   10/18/11 8:14:14PM   

Buy the ticket, take the ride

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From: DCRage
To: SmileR
Subject: Re: Warning
Message:
This is not an official warning but rest assured it could be. Posts like that will not be tolerated on this site and further offences will result in a ban.



Part 2:



From: DCRage
To: SmileR
Subject: Re: Warning
Message:
What?! I think you've got the wrong guy, dude. I haven't posted anything offensive in weeks!



Part 3:



From: DCRage
To: SmileR
Subject: Re: Warning
Message:
It was meant for you. Posting "jokes" and "sexual innuendoes" aimed at other members of the site will result in warnings an permeant bans. You're a good poster so don't let Kpro pull down you to his level.



Part 4:



From: DCRage
To: SmileR
Subject: Re: Warning
Message:
Is this serious!? I'm beinging to think someone is jealous!



Part 4:


From: DCRage
To: SmileR
Subject: Re: Warning
Message:
As I have already said this isn't an offical warning but it is a warning. Please keep it off the open forums.



Part 5:


From: DCRage
To: SmileR
Subject: Re: Warning
Message: I'm making no promises.



Part 6


From: DCRage
To: SmileR
Subject: Re: Warning
Message: I can see this is wasted on you. The next warning will be offical.


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Post #65   10/19/11 3:55:53PM   

SURPRISE VAN CANDY!

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Posted by SmileR


From: DCRage
To: SmileR
Subject: Re: Warning
Message:
It was meant for you. Posting "jokes" and "sexual innuendoes" aimed at other members of the site will result in warnings an permeant bans. You're a good poster so don't let Kpro pull down you to his level.





LMMFAO! I knew he had it out for me from the beginning.

If jokes and sexual innuendos weren't allowed on this site I would've been gone years and years ago.

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Post #66   10/27/11 2:09:07AM   

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Posted by Kpro


Posted by SmileR


From: DCRage
To: SmileR
Subject: Re: Warning
Message:
It was meant for you. Posting "jokes" and "sexual innuendoes" aimed at other members of the site will result in warnings an permeant bans. You're a good poster so don't let Kpro pull down you to his level.





LMMFAO! I knew he had it out for me from the beginning.

If jokes and sexual innuendos weren't allowed on this site I would've been gone years and years ago.





DCRage's last login was before i joined. I'll assume that's a good thing...

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Post #67   10/27/11 5:41:12AM   

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I have some very crazy PM's from people since becoming a MOD. Here is one before I became a MOD.

From: EON
To: telnights
Subject:who the **** do you think you are
Message:

telling me i have problems because i dont agree with you, i called you out on your bullshit and you got offensive telling me i have problems and that im the hypocrite, are you retarded? how ******* pathetic that you have to resort to saying i need mental help because id like to see a scumbag like him killed, you and i both know i never said he should get capital punishment, i want street justice, people die everyday ive seen death before its nothing new in the world get over it, some people are gonna want others dead its the way of the world, i happen to hate yuppie scum who get away with serial killings with a slap on the wrist 1 year in prison and gets to go back to the NFL because hes rich and famous, yeah im a "troubled teen" because i dont agree, wow your a ******* genius, bravo

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Post #68   10/27/11 5:54:58PM   

REBEL WITH A CAUSE

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Posted by telnights

I have some very crazy PM's from people since becoming a MOD. Here is one before I became a MOD.

From: EON
To: telnights
Subject:who the **** do you think you are
Message:

telling me i have problems because i dont agree with you, i called you out on your bullshit and you got offensive telling me i have problems and that im the hypocrite, are you retarded? how ******* pathetic that you have to resort to saying i need mental help because id like to see a scumbag like him killed, you and i both know i never said he should get capital punishment, i want street justice, people die everyday ive seen death before its nothing new in the world get over it, some people are gonna want others dead its the way of the world, i happen to hate yuppie scum who get away with serial killings with a slap on the wrist 1 year in prison and gets to go back to the NFL because hes rich and famous, yeah im a "troubled teen" because i dont agree, wow your a ******* genius, bravo

please tell me this guy got Banned

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Post #69   10/27/11 6:03:28PM   

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Wow, this thread is amazing! I feel like I'm reading through a whole history of the playground from before I joined. Unfortunately, some drunken PMs I sent to Emfleek after I got warned would probably qualify for this thread. Hopefully he's kind enough to not post them.

Post #70   10/28/11 1:53:26AM   

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Posted by prophecy033
please tell me this guy got Banned



Yes, but it wasn't me and wasn't because of this. This was before I even became a MOD. I never even reported it because I thought it was funny.

The funny thing is I have gotten way worse since becoming a MOD.

Last edited 10/30/11 12:14AM by telnights
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Post #71   10/30/11 12:12:06AM   

Bubbles > jakewalters

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Posted by Poor_Franklin

i cant contribute, but i love reading these. keep em coming



sadly neither can i

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Post #72   11/2/11 11:35:04PM   

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Posted by prophecy033


Posted by telnights

I have some very crazy PM's from people since becoming a MOD. Here is one before I became a MOD.

From: EON
To: telnights
Subject:who the **** do you think you are
Message:

telling me i have problems because i dont agree with you, i called you out on your bullshit and you got offensive telling me i have problems and that im the hypocrite, are you retarded? how ******* pathetic that you have to resort to saying i need mental help because id like to see a scumbag like him killed, you and i both know i never said he should get capital punishment, i want street justice, people die everyday ive seen death before its nothing new in the world get over it, some people are gonna want others dead its the way of the world, i happen to hate yuppie scum who get away with serial killings with a slap on the wrist 1 year in prison and gets to go back to the NFL because hes rich and famous, yeah im a "troubled teen" because i dont agree, wow your a ******* genius, bravo

please tell me this guy got Banned



Multiple times. I'm pretty sure Eon, Whitewidow, Blazinsaddle, sweettooth, and a couple other names ive forgotten, where all the same guy.

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Post #73   11/8/11 6:20:51PM   

SURPRISE VAN CANDY!

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Thank you KungFuMaster. After many props sent out as "Happy Birthday!" knowing I had a 1 in 365.25 chance of being correct. You are the first person to send me a PM back, letting me know I was wrong.

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Post #74   1/19/12 4:41:14PM   

Bubbles > jakewalters

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Posted by Kpro

Thank you KungFuMaster. After many props sent out as "Happy Birthday!" knowing I had a 1 in 365.25 chance of being correct. You are the first person to send me a PM back, letting me know I was wrong.




looks like you finally got one wrong. time to post it in the milestone thread

p.s. im greatly offended that i never got one dont bother sending one until October...ill have forgotten and forgiven you by then

Last edited 1/23/12 11:46PM by bubbles
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Post #75   1/23/12 11:44:09PM   
 
 
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