Posted by cowcatcher
My sincerest congrats ko. I remember the day my son was born like it was yesterday even though it was 17 years ago. Here's hoping you don't expose him to Vikings football, I think some exposure to green and gold would do him good. Enjoy fatherhood, there's nothing more rewarding.
Unfortunately, I did expose him to Vikings football, and they did not disappoint. It was borderline child endangerment. I do wish I could muster up the strength to cheer for the green and gold but I just can't do it.
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.