Chael Sonnen: 'Stupid' Wanderlei Silva is an immigrant from Brazil -- I'm an American Gangster |
| Posted By |
Message |
ChokeUout
In Full Mount
Career record: 428-256
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Wisconsin
|
In case you hadn't noticed, Chael Sonnen is back.
And he's not wasting anytime in picking a fight. Earlier this week, he asked for a "tune-up" bout against Lyoto Machida in the light heavyweight division. While the UFC considers his request, Sonnen continues to run roughshod over (who else?) some of the promotion's most popular Brazilian fighters.
Link
Funny? Annoying? Started Funny then got Annoying? Annoying and Funny? Sound off..
|
|
Post #1 7/6/11 11:58:28AM
|
|
|
We're in Lodi, bitch!
Career record: 950-500
Season: 22-2 (#55)
Location: Fort Waste, IN
|
My man crush on Sonnen grows by the minute. Not because I agree but because he makes me laugh every time he opens his mouth. And we all know that a sense of humor is much more important than looks!
_______________________________________ FOLLOW @THE_FLEEK on Twitter - JOIN THE MOVEMENT, BITCHES!
"I'm like the superhero coming in with the anti-bullsh*t." - Nick Diaz
|
|
Post #2 7/6/11 12:01:20PM
|
Advertisement |
|
FlashyG
MMA Sensei
Career record: 913-492
Season: 17-7 (#505)
Location: Toronto
|
I would love to see him on the Rio card. It's likely too soon for him to be ready to fight but the reaction he'd get from a Brazilian crowd would be hilarious
|
|
Post #3 7/6/11 12:05:48PM
|
Theoutlaw08
MMA Sensei
Career record: 396-281
Season: 16-7 (#1189)
Location: Wisconsin
|
His comments were funny about Wandy and Aldo. However, he sounds like an idiot. He clearly isnt champ, you can hit a guy and get knocked out with one punch, does that still make him a "champ". Im sorry but i dont like the guys, i hope Machida embarrasses him. I'm going to take Machida by Sub.
|
|
Post #4 7/6/11 12:06:29PM
|
We're in Lodi, bitch!
Career record: 950-500
Season: 22-2 (#55)
Location: Fort Waste, IN
|
Posted by FlashyG
I would love to see him on the Rio card. It's likely too soon for him to be ready to fight but the reaction he'd get from a Brazilian crowd would be hilarious
Agreed. Though he may end up getting kidnapped and beaten to death.
_______________________________________ FOLLOW @THE_FLEEK on Twitter - JOIN THE MOVEMENT, BITCHES!
"I'm like the superhero coming in with the anti-bullsh*t." - Nick Diaz
|
|
Post #5 7/6/11 12:09:49PM
|
Learning to Sprawl
Career record: 454-292
Season: 16-8 (#771)
Location:
|
Sonnen vs Machida would be a fun fight, I think sonnen will pound him out actually, but you never know what kind of secret kung Fu stuff that Steve has taught Machida and the rest of his Flock of Seagals.
Last edited 7/6/11 12:30PM by passive_jay Edit note/reason: n/a
|
|
Post #6 7/6/11 12:30:16PM
|
Chael_Sonnen
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 521-343
Season: 17-7 (#819)
Location: SAY MY NAME
|
American Gangster 
|
|
Post #7 7/6/11 12:32:58PM
|
Lesnar1
In Full Mount
Career record: 369-246
Season: 18-6 (#505)
Location: Australia, Sydney
|
Someone please KTFO! this guy
|
|
Post #8 7/6/11 12:34:19PM
|
ChokeUout
In Full Mount
Career record: 428-256
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Wisconsin
|
The guy clearly has a gift with the English Language and a sense of humor, but he's the kind of guy who is funny, then gets annoying, then he becomes funny again, then you're like "Just STFU already!"
Some of the stuff was funny:
"Hey Wanderlei, let me give you a threat. I will cut the power to your house and do a home invasion. You will hear me climbing up the stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of 'Solder of Fortune' magazine. The next thing you'll hear is me picking the lock of your bedroom door and taking a photograph of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your jiu-jitsu. I will post said photograph at www.DorksFromBrazil.com with password: not required, username: not required."
Some wasn't funny:
"It's like this annoying Jose Aldo that they've got number three pound-for-pound. Hey guys, excuse me, but there's no such weight class as pound-for-pound. There's no such title. The pound-for-pound does not exist but just in this pretend world.
Some was just stupid:
"I should be the reigning champion. I punch a guy 300 times, he punches me a couple and they call him the champion? In what parallel universe does that make you the winner? I am the champion. I've been the champion."
However, the funniest thing he said in the whole interview was this:
"To act like I've got some kind of submission or jiu-jitsu deficiency just isn't true. I know how to get out of triangles"
|
|
Post #9 7/6/11 12:51:56PM
|
FastKnockout
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 525-315
Season: 16-8 (#1027)
Location: Mississippi
|
Sonnen's thrash talk to is just white noise at this point.
Last edited 7/6/11 3:08PM by FastKnockout Edit note/reason: n/a
|
|
Post #10 7/6/11 3:06:19PM
|
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 898-590
Season: 18-6 (#327)
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
|
Posted by emfleek
Posted by FlashyG
I would love to see him on the Rio card. It's likely too soon for him to be ready to fight but the reaction he'd get from a Brazilian crowd would be hilarious
Agreed. Though he may end up getting kidnapped and beaten to death.
Absolutely. That's a huge concern down there. Rio is the most dangerous city in the world, right?
|
|
Post #11 7/6/11 3:44:30PM
|
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 976-534
Season: 19-5 (#188)
Location: Coon Rapids, Minnesota
|
Oh Chael, you silly goose.
_______________________________________ Billy Madison-
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.
|
|
Post #12 7/6/11 6:25:55PM
|
MMA Sensei
Career record: 618-377
Season: 8-3 (#1719)
Location: Ontario, WHAT!
|
haha love it.
anybody taking Sonnen seriously is just as much of an idiot as you THINK he is.
|
|
Post #13 7/6/11 8:03:37PM
|
Jekyll
TROLL
Career record: 8-13
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location:
|
umm did someone forget to tell Sonnen that hes 1-5 against brazilians???
seriosuly this dude is one of the dumbest people in the world...
|
|
Post #14 7/6/11 9:04:47PM
|
MMA Sensei
Career record: 618-377
Season: 8-3 (#1719)
Location: Ontario, WHAT!
|
anybody taking Sonnen seriously is just as much of an idiot as you THINK he is.
|
|
Post #15 7/6/11 9:09:22PM
|
|