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This thread is back from the dead after almost a year in the cellar

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Post #16   6/21/12 7:27:34PM   

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Red washing down the
bathtub won't change the color
of the sea, at all.

Do not kill yourself
because no one understands
your dark poetry.

Kung Fu Master, Will
You write more poems about
pedophiles please.

3x Haiku!

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Post #17   6/21/12 7:32:41PM   

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One of my favorites, as seen on Bum Fights Vol. 2

Title: Lover

Festering pussy hole I pump, pump, pump at you
be kind leave me no disease
I lust till my days are gone
fastering pussy hole

Black juice from your ass covers my mouth and face
penis, dick, cock, pussy, cum

I kick and punch and fuck bloody babys pussy
eat my dick you ungrateful whore

Killing pussy eater at night in the full moon
asshole fungus infected maggots, pussy, cock
I'll miss you.

Video of poem

Post #18   6/21/12 9:19:57PM   

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Also, if you're trying to get laid.

Check this shit out.

BAM!

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Post #19   6/21/12 9:33:44PM   

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Hello interwebbers, basement dwellers, etc.......

"Anderson think it through
There's still a couple of weeks before they lock the cage door behind me and you
Last time they raised your hand
But it was plain to see That I took a lot more out of you than you took out of me
I broke the mirror and I blew away the smoke
It was me who tapped
But it was you who broke"

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History Lesson

American Colonists fought enemies from across the Atlantic
In a Revolutionary War which saw the betrayal of sir Benedict
They then turned on each other and fought and bled
In a civil war which Abraham Lincoln led
The south was crippled but the slaves were now free
Waco Texas - 1993
We saw a massacre which shocked the country
Followed by a bombing in Oklahoma City
Another incident occurred in '99
We witnessed a shooting in Columbine
Virginia Tech '07 - truth be told
In the final hours of Seung Hui Cho
The Boston Marathon - two bombs go off
Some died, some wounded, some coughed
History has taught us April is cold
To me, to you, the young, the old.






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Mary Mary quite contrary, trim that pussy it's so damn hairy

Dice Clay - Nursery Rhymes

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Post #23   4/17/13 10:07:01PM   

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want some head,
And have kneepads too!

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