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king_katool
MMA Sensei
Career record: 256-188
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Hamilton,ON,CA
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Might be getting a job for 4 months in Alberta, my buddy did it last year mqde 10gs a month, only thing is ive gotta piss for them, gonna suck last night smoked my final bowl till the end of March
Anyone got some goods tips to wash out the THC ive got a week
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Post #766 12/2/12 1:51:37PM
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Randy is King
Career record: 975-580
Season: 19-5 (#98)
Location: Ontario
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Posted by king_katool
Might be getting a job for 4 months in Alberta, my buddy did it last year mqde 10gs a month, only thing is ive gotta piss for them, gonna suck last night smoked my final bowl till the end of March
Anyone got some goods tips to wash out the THC ive got a week
Drink a ton of water. Like to the point where you'll hate drinking it. Don't kill yourself or anything but drink more water than you're used to.
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Post #767 12/2/12 2:10:54PM
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Steady MODdin'
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Season: 17-7 (#771)
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Posted by Budgellism
Posted by king_katool
Might be getting a job for 4 months in Alberta, my buddy did it last year mqde 10gs a month, only thing is ive gotta piss for them, gonna suck last night smoked my final bowl till the end of March
Anyone got some goods tips to wash out the THC ive got a week
Drink a ton of water. Like to the point where you'll hate drinking it. Don't kill yourself or anything but drink more water than you're used to.
I'll add do a ton of exercise. The one thing you have to watch out for drinking a ton of water is the test coming back low gravity, meaning you pissed almost straight water. You need to flush yourself out though, so water, exercise, repeat.
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Post #768 12/2/12 2:17:47PM
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Slight Reach Advantage
Career record: 428-228
Season: 19-5 (#282)
Location: Ronda Rousey's Guard
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any supplement store will have some drink stuff you can take before you pee. i recommend checking online to read reviews & make sure you use them properly.
also, niacin pills help, but be careful with that shit. it can make your skin itch & burn for a good 30-45 minutes & i do mean everywhere lol.
also, dont forget that there is such a thing as water poisoning, so dont over do it on the water. also, if you like the taste, ive heard pickle juice helps a lot
good luck! & have fun peeing all day.
Last edited 12/2/12 2:43PM by Poor_Franklin
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Post #769 12/2/12 2:42:26PM
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DeadHead988
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Location: Waukesha, WI
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Hey everybody, this is my first post in the "I'm stoned" thread in a long time! Just out of curiosity, how quickly would an lsd appreciation thread get shut down? Not saying I would make one, but I definitely think it would be cool if it existed.
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Post #770 12/4/12 1:52:41AM
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Slight Reach Advantage
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Season: 19-5 (#282)
Location: Ronda Rousey's Guard
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im forgainst it
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Post #771 12/4/12 2:45:48AM
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KE Released in MAtter
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Season: 20-4 (#268)
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Posted by king_katool
Might be getting a job for 4 months in Alberta, my buddy did it last year mqde 10gs a month, only thing is ive gotta piss for them, gonna suck last night smoked my final bowl till the end of March
Anyone got some goods tips to wash out the THC ive got a week
Like most said. Hydration doesn't necessarily help, except when you're getting ready for the test itself. You want to limit fat and carb intake and increase protein intake during the cleansing period. Increasing exercise will help just as much. The idea is you want to burn off as many fat cells as you can up until a day or two before the test day. I don't care what thread it is, but 5 hour energy helps everything. This will reduce your hunger, remove a less healthy otpion such as coffee or a soda with sugar in it, and it is full of vitamins that cause you to metabolize fats (niacin as PF said) and stored energy in complex carb form.
Test day
If it is somewhat close to when you stop smoking or you smoke a lot or you're just nervous, you can take extra precautions. The day before: plenty of red meat as some places will check your creatinine levels and may reject a sample if it is too dilute. The day of: hydration, but primarily with sugary drinks. Multiple power/gator ades will help because they not only have electrolytes but plenty of sugar. The sugar will then be burned by your body before your stored fats, which are what releases the metabolites. Finally, aspirin is supposed to absorb/reflect (iforget which) the same wavelength photons as the thc metabolites, which will mask them. Take vitamin B so that your piss is yellow, or it may be rejected if they deem it too dilute.
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Post #772 12/4/12 11:11:12AM
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voodoo-jitsu
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Season: 17-7 (#1079)
Location: trailer park creepin
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 time for bendo/daiz fight 
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Post #773 12/8/12 9:54:44PM
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babalu46
Standup Guy
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Season: 14-10 (#1448)
Location: Newcastle, England
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Not smoked in 3 weeks but just got a bag the day off work and Richard Pryor DVDs so this night should rule 
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Post #774 12/10/12 11:43:23AM
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It's dark and hell is hot
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Season: 20-4 (#475)
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Bout a vape pen. 15bucks. A cartridge of chemdawg/bio diesel.
Holy shit 1hitter quitter
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Post #775 12/15/12 7:50:25PM
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Bubbles > jakewalters
Career record: 578-349
Season: 21-3 (#55)
Location: Hamilton, Ontario
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I think I need to smoke before going out for sushi. I only got 2 big orders tonight when a couple years ago (when I was smoking fairly regularly) I could hit 3 or 4 
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Post #776 12/16/12 1:23:01AM
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FREE ROSENTHAL
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With one exception, the first time since September.  
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Post #777 12/16/12 10:01:59PM
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Gogoplatapus
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Season: 8-3 (#1979)
Location: Calgary
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Posted by king_katool
Might be getting a job for 4 months in Alberta, my buddy did it last year mqde 10gs a month, only thing is ive gotta piss for them, gonna suck last night smoked my final bowl till the end of March
Anyone got some goods tips to wash out the THC ive got a week
Probably just have to pee once. Unless your on a crew of fuckups who get randoms. I never pissed random once in two years in the oilfield (assuming that's what you're doing)
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Post #778 12/18/12 4:53:01PM
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Bubbles > jakewalters
Career record: 578-349
Season: 21-3 (#55)
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The best cure for insomnia is a lot of sex. Even if it doesn't end up putting you to sleep, you don't mind so much
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Post #779 12/24/12 11:06:52AM
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Randy is King
Career record: 975-580
Season: 19-5 (#98)
Location: Ontario
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Stoned on Christmas
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Post #780 12/25/12 4:47:05PM
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