This is one of those fights I wish was 5 rounds.
I don't think it's going the distance though. Fedor by sub in round 2 or 3.
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.