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lyrics in description.. yesss..

Post #16   12/12/12 4:14:03AM   

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[chorus] I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice
Man out of the meanest

Never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents
Right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed
Saw her boobies and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you
Do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing

[chorus]

To be honest I'm surprised
She even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life (My life)

I'm so humbled by a girls ability
To let me do her
Cuz honestly I'd have sex
With a pile of manure
With that in mind
The soft, nice smelling girls better
Cuz she let me wear
My chain and turtle neck sweater

....

She kept looking at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts)

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The best cure for insomnia is a lot of sex. Even if it doesn't end up putting you to sleep, you don't mind so much

Men be careful, female sexual predators are using a date rape drug called a Blowjob to trap men into scams called relationships.

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Posted by roadking95th

Beastie Boys "Girls"

Girls, all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay

I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out she said, "No way!"
I should have probably guessed their gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls, that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time I want girls
With new wave hairdos I want girls
I ought to whip out my girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

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Awwww Roadking95th!! You love all of the same songs that I like! LOVED the Beastie Boys !

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Big Star's Thirteen is one of my favorites, perhaps the best adolescent love song ever written.

Won't you let me walk you home from school
Won't you let me meet you at the pool
Maybe Friday I can
get tickets for the dance
and I'll take you
Won't you tell your dad, "Get off my back"
Tell him what we said 'bout 'Paint It Black'
Rock 'n Roll is here to stay
Come inside where it's okay
And I'll shake you.
Won't you tell me what you're thinking of
Would you be an outlaw for my love
If it's so, well, let me know
If it's "no", well, I can go
I won't make you

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When it comes to taking advice from songs, I always listen to Jimmy Soul. link

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

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The lyrics to "Sandstorm" make my heart just want to melt.

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Who can forget this gem from when nerds had dominion over Alpha Betas? Are you ready?

Are you ready for the sex girls
The hot hot, Levi big hot girls
Are you ready for the sex girls
The right white ultra-bright nice nice girls
They can play pool in your home and take off all of their clothes
They can talk about locals and the nowhere to go's
They are women without any faults
Are you ready for the pony girls
The wild ride fast pony girls
Are you ready for the lonely girls
The sad sad oh sad lonely girls
They got time on their hands, They got skin like seals
They can talk about love, they know how it feels
They are women without any faults
One comes over then they all come over
Then they party all around your house
One gets too romantic, one gets kinda frantic, one stays quiet as a mouse
Bikinis gleaming in the morning light, you might loose your life…
They go crazy in the bedroom, they might explode, they might
Are you ready for the sex girls
The fine fine super special real sex girls
Are you ready for the best girls
The show me, show me the best girls
There's a knock on the door, and they're in your house
If you can't talk love then you'd better get out
They are women without any fault
….and they are never accidental
And the party never ends so close your eyes and make a wish
The sex girls will be there
Are you ready for the sex girls
Sex sex sex sex sex girls, Sex sex sex sex sex girls, Sex sex sex sex
Are you ready for the sex girls
The hot hot, Levi big hot girls
Are you ready for the sex girls
There's a knock on your door and they've come back again
If you can't talk love then you'd better pretend
They are women without any fault
Are you ready for the sex girls
No one is ready for the sex girls
There's a knock on your door and you just gotta look
So wild about loivin' the boy gets his look
With his women without any faults
Are you ready for the sex girls
No one is ready for the sex girls

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