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mkiv9secsupra
MMA Sensei
Career record: 619-398
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: ATL, GA
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The Men Who Stare At Goats
"Do you know what the most common French phrase is?"
response: "I give up"
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Post #16 3/16/10 10:10:55PM
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teddythetuna
In Full Mount
Career record: 627-395
Season: 33-17 (#687)
Location: Canada
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"Is something wrong Mr. Ventura"
"Of course not. This is a lovely room of death"
Ace Ventura. Obviously
"Go ahead and make your jokes mr. jokey joke maker, but let me hit you with some knowledge"
Dodgeball. Funniest movie ever.
"I will f**k my bong. Doggy style"
Knocked up
"Peter, what are you doing here"
"I came here to murder you"
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
"Well ill be graduating in 2 weeks so they should be suckin on my b*ll sac"
Superbad. so many to choose from. VAGTASTIC VOYAGE!
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Post #17 3/16/10 11:40:12PM
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Pookie
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 742-383
Season: 36-14 (#183)
Location: NorCal
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These ******* amateurs...
What the **** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
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Post #18 3/17/10 12:16:36AM
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postman
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 564-321
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Delmont ,Pa
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Shaun: Dude... dude... dude!
[Lance stops vaccuming]
Shaun: Where are Bob's pain pills?
Lance: Here!
Shaun: No, this is Excedrin!
Lance: It's a decoy... I put all my stash in bottles... yellow are painkillers, they go in the Excedrin!
Shaun: Listen to me, I need Bob's pain pills!
Lance: Bob doesn't have any pain pills.
Shaun: Yes he does!
Lance: Not anymore, I sold them.
Orange County
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Post #19 3/17/10 7:40:32AM
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king_katool
Belt Contender
Career record: 256-188
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Hamilton,ON,CA
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i was going to just type it up, but i dont think it's as funny without the emotion in it, couldnt find a good quality link if any1 does ill prop for it thanks
click for Lulz
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Post #20 3/17/10 5:40:19PM
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CwB
MMA Sensei
Career record: 221-151
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Sin Sh*tty
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Knocked Up
DOORMAN:
You old. She pregnant. Can’t have a bunch of old, pregnant bitches running around. That’s crazy. I’m only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that. Five percent. That mean if there’s twenty-five people here, I get to let in one-and-a-quarter black people. So I got to hope there’s a black midget in the crowd...
...Why y’all want to be in here anyway?
Y’all need to be at a yoga class or something.
(regarding Alison)
What the **** is she doing at the club? That’s not even good parenting right there. Your old ass should know better than that.
(While trippin on Shrooms)
Pete moves several chairs into the bedroom.
PETE There are five different types of
chairs in this hotel room.
BEN Holy ****. What are they all doing in
here?
PETE These are five different types of
chair.
BEN Get them out of here, man. This is too
many chairs for one room.
PETE There’s a guy that works for this
hotel. His whole job is to find chairs.
-Pete moves to a tall chair.-
PETE (cont’d) Look at this one. Look at it. It’s
gold and red and it’s kind of shiny. Shiny thread? Unbelievable. It is beautiful, and it feels amazing.
BEN The tall one’s gawking at me and the
short one’s being very droll. I don’t like them.
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Post #21 3/17/10 6:02:40PM
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hate4thestate
In Full Mount
Career record: 370-237
Season: 19-12 (#2348)
Location: Kokomo, IN
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Birthday Woman: Oh, Ronnie Dobbs. You are brilliant. You HAVE to do me a favor.
Robbie Dobbs: At your service.
Birthday Woman: Tell me to **** off.
Ronnie Dobbs: Huh?
Birthday Woman's Friend: Come on, it's her birthday.
Robbie Dobbs: Alright. **** you, bitch.
Wait! I didn't even get my suck off!
run ronnie run... the funniest movie ever made. period.
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Post #22 3/17/10 6:47:51PM
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Hendo67
MMA Sensei
Career record: 492-311
Season: 32-15 (#1605)
Location: Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
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Not from a movie, but from the Office... it gets me every time, especially the video.
Michael Scott - Little Kid Lover
"I, Michael Scott am signing up for an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it...and i am going to do it...I need a user name, and i have a great one...Littlekidlover that way people will know exactly where my priorities are at" - Michael Scott
For anyone who loves Trailer Park Boys, they have some good ones on that show as well..
Rickyism's
"What in the F*** are you dressed up like a bumblebee for? and why do you look like Indianapolis jones?
"Number 1, we're on probation...which is no big deal but, y'know i don't want to go back to jail and number 2,3 whatever number we're on..."
Ricky: "What's an aptitude test?"
Lahey: "It's a suitability test, Ricky"
Ricky: "Well i'll wear a suit if i have to, i don't care"
"Why don't ya drive another cheeseburger into that cheeseburger locker, Randy?"
"We are now officially dealing with a F****** Samsquamch, It's probably a F****** 10 footer by the looks of that"
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Post #23 3/18/10 3:01:34PM
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george112
Self-Proclaimed
Career record: 402-278
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Texas
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Peewees Big Adventure
Pee-wee: There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
Dottie: I don't understand.
Pee-wee: You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott.
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Post #24 3/19/10 1:02:08PM
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AchillesHeel
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 594-345
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: In the cheap seats.
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Just saw Slither again the other day...
"You ever seen anything like that before? Me neither! And I watch Animal Planet all the [freaking] time!"
"If I weren't about to [crap] my pants right now, I'd be [freaking] fascinated."
"If this [stuff] is contagious and I turn into a [freaking] mollusk or something, I'm gonna sue those [S.O.B.s]!"
- Jack MacReady
Last edited 3/21/10 12:31PM by AchillesHeel
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Post #25 3/21/10 12:30:40PM
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bigbubbano23
MMA Sensei
Career record: 240-160
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: the hills
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why are you all sweaty? I was watching cops!-stepbrothers
I teabag'd your drumset, well that makes you gay cause my drumset's a dude-stepbrothers
me and my dad both thought your mom was hot and that we'd both bang her and just deal with the retard in the mean time!! /YOU DONT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!-stepbrother- best one yet
nobody makes me bleed my own blood, lefuler, nobody!!-dodgeball
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