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Taylor8766
Belt Contender
Career record: 551-369
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Ontario, Canada
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"That's what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they stay the same age"-Dazed and Confused
"Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"-Goodfellows
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."-Ron Burgandy
Theres a couple any one else got any?
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Post #1 3/15/10 9:13:45PM
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Naturaldisaster
MMA Sensei
Career record: 452-292
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Louisville, Kentucky
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"Oh yeah, the Funniest thing that ever came out of you, IS ME!!!" My Best Friends Girl
"That makes about as much sense as a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin it on" Tallidega Knights
"That jokes so funny the last time i heard it i laughed so hard i fell of my dinosaur" Step brothers
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Post #2 3/15/10 11:49:13PM
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Always Lurking
Career record: 705-375
Season: 36-14 (#122)
Location: Coon Rapids, Minnesota
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Ski's huh. Great, they yours? Both of them? - Dumb and Dumber
I could keep going with quotes from this movie but we all know and love them 
Dude, your bed is a car. Yeah, but it's a f**kin sweet car! - Grandma's Boy
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Billy Madison-
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Post #3 3/16/10 12:50:26AM
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MODesty
Career record: 723-367
Season: 38-12 (#5)
Location: Oklahoma
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Quentin Tarantino films are full of great quotes.
Here are two from Pulp Fiction
"I just accidentally shot Marvin in the throat."
"Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot."
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MMAplayground Rules
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Post #4 3/16/10 1:10:32AM
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Boo_Radley21
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 502-350
Season: 6-4 (#3554)
Location: Ontario
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If the buzz is any indicator thay movie's gonna make some huuuge bank.
What buzz?
The internet buzz...
What the **** is the internet?!
haha one of the many funny ones from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Post #5 3/16/10 3:28:29AM
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king_katool
Belt Contender
Career record: 256-188
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Hamilton,ON,CA
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"you ever get in your head, like it just wont shut up, it keeps talking to itself, yapp yapp yapp. **** what is that."
" you're thinking ricky you're thinking."
"is that all that is?" Ricky and Bubble- Trailer Park Boys
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Post #6 3/16/10 3:52:54AM
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Belt Contender
Career record: 540-375
Season: 33-17 (#1403)
Location: STP
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Posted by king_katool
"you ever get in your head, like it just wont shut up, it keeps talking to itself, yapp yapp yapp. **** what is that."
" you're thinking ricky you're thinking."
"is that all that is?" Ricky and Bubble- Trailer Park Boys
Trailor Park Boys is another one that has lines all day. Props
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Post #7 3/16/10 4:41:27AM
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Taylor8766
Belt Contender
Career record: 551-369
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Posted by Drudinh
Posted by king_katool
"you ever get in your head, like it just wont shut up, it keeps talking to itself, yapp yapp yapp. **** what is that."
" you're thinking ricky you're thinking."
"is that all that is?" Ricky and Bubble- Trailer Park Boys
Trailor Park Boys is another one that has lines all day. Props
"Ray you can't just be walking around the park, throwing your dirty old piss jugs around."
Props love that show
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Post #8 3/16/10 10:36:49AM
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Belt Contender
Career record: 389-210
Season: 35-15 (#668)
Location: Ontario, WHAT!
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Terminator 2
John Conner - " ....cops are here."
Arny - "How many?"
JC- "uhhhh....all of them I think""
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Post #9 3/16/10 3:08:07PM
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SmileR
Buy the ticket, take the ride
Career record: 649-352
Season: 34-16 (#461)
Location: My big ass bed
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I'd like to say I'm really glad and proud to be here tonight.
I'm glad to see Frank's Dad made it out, thats awesome, I haven't seen him in like 8 years. So thats great, congratulations.
*Hi Dad*
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from SanDeigo and a couple of nude people, jump out of your bathroom, blindfolded like a god dam magic show, ready to double team your girlfriend, an it stops...
*It stops right there and it continues right here, because what my friend is trying t say is... True love is blind!
The funniest speech in any movie ever!!
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Post #10 3/16/10 3:32:56PM
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HATE ON, HATERS!
Career record: 679-341
Season: 37-13 (#387)
Location: Fort Wayne, IN
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Posted by SmileR
I'd like to say I'm really glad and proud to be here tonight.
I'm glad to see Frank's Dad made it out, thats awesome, I haven't seen him in like 8 years. So thats great, congratulations.
*Hi Dad*
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from SanDeigo and a couple of nude people, jump out of your bathroom, blindfolded like a god dam magic show, ready to double team your girlfriend, an it stops...
*It stops right there and it continues right here, because what my friend is trying t say is... True love is blind!
The funniest speech in any movie ever!!
My favorite comedy of all-time. Props to you (if I could).
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Post #11 3/16/10 3:55:13PM
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karn501
In Full Mount
Career record: 97-69
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: webbers falls oklahoma
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what do you do for recreation?
Oh the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occational acid flashback
The Big Lebowski
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Post #12 3/16/10 5:40:06PM
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tdietel01
Standup Guy
Career record: 69-41
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Findlay Ohio
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What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
All anchorman and all too funny! 
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Post #13 3/16/10 7:54:56PM
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breakdown5
MMA Sensei
Career record: 550-269
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: A rock spinning through space and time...
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Barman: Did you say the world is coming to an end? Shouldn't we all lie on the floor or put paper bags over our heads?
Ford: If you like.
Barman: Will it help?
Ford: Not at all.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: God.
Rayvie: What?
Donna: Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
Boondock Saints
Columbus: The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.
Zombieland
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Post #14 3/16/10 8:47:35PM
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17 Wins and Counting
Career record: 660-411
Season: 30-20 (#1247)
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
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Handsome: What happened?
Victor: It was beautiful. I was blown away, turns out that Greedy was just as horny as horny was.
Handsome: I knew it!
Mimi: The tilapia eat the algae and fertilize the rice.
Doyle: So these tipitlia, are going ee ee on the rice?
Mimi: ee ee?
Doyle: They're crapping on the rice?
Mimi: In crude Laymon's, yes.
Doyle: Does Uncle Ben know about this?
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