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"That's what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they stay the same age"-Dazed and Confused

"Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"-Goodfellows

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."-Ron Burgandy

Theres a couple any one else got any?

Post #1   3/15/10 9:13:45PM   

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"Oh yeah, the Funniest thing that ever came out of you, IS ME!!!" My Best Friends Girl

"That makes about as much sense as a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin it on" Tallidega Knights

"That jokes so funny the last time i heard it i laughed so hard i fell of my dinosaur" Step brothers

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Ski's huh. Great, they yours? Both of them? - Dumb and Dumber

I could keep going with quotes from this movie but we all know and love them

Dude, your bed is a car. Yeah, but it's a f**kin sweet car! - Grandma's Boy

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Quentin Tarantino films are full of great quotes.

Here are two from Pulp Fiction


"I just accidentally shot Marvin in the throat."

"Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot."

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If the buzz is any indicator thay movie's gonna make some huuuge bank.
What buzz?
The internet buzz...
What the **** is the internet?!

haha one of the many funny ones from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Post #5   3/16/10 3:28:29AM   

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"you ever get in your head, like it just wont shut up, it keeps talking to itself, yapp yapp yapp. **** what is that."
" you're thinking ricky you're thinking."
"is that all that is?" Ricky and Bubble- Trailer Park Boys

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Posted by king_katool

"you ever get in your head, like it just wont shut up, it keeps talking to itself, yapp yapp yapp. **** what is that."
" you're thinking ricky you're thinking."
"is that all that is?" Ricky and Bubble- Trailer Park Boys



Trailor Park Boys is another one that has lines all day. Props

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Posted by Drudinh


Posted by king_katool

"you ever get in your head, like it just wont shut up, it keeps talking to itself, yapp yapp yapp. **** what is that."
" you're thinking ricky you're thinking."
"is that all that is?" Ricky and Bubble- Trailer Park Boys



Trailor Park Boys is another one that has lines all day. Props



"Ray you can't just be walking around the park, throwing your dirty old piss jugs around."

Props love that show

Post #8   3/16/10 10:36:49AM   

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Terminator 2


John Conner - " ....cops are here."

Arny - "How many?"


JC- "uhhhh....all of them I think""

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I'd like to say I'm really glad and proud to be here tonight.
I'm glad to see Frank's Dad made it out, thats awesome, I haven't seen him in like 8 years. So thats great, congratulations.

*Hi Dad*

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from SanDeigo and a couple of nude people, jump out of your bathroom, blindfolded like a god dam magic show, ready to double team your girlfriend, an it stops...

*It stops right there and it continues right here, because what my friend is trying t say is... True love is blind!




The funniest speech in any movie ever!!

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Posted by SmileR

I'd like to say I'm really glad and proud to be here tonight.
I'm glad to see Frank's Dad made it out, thats awesome, I haven't seen him in like 8 years. So thats great, congratulations.

*Hi Dad*

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from SanDeigo and a couple of nude people, jump out of your bathroom, blindfolded like a god dam magic show, ready to double team your girlfriend, an it stops...

*It stops right there and it continues right here, because what my friend is trying t say is... True love is blind!




The funniest speech in any movie ever!!



My favorite comedy of all-time. Props to you (if I could).

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what do you do for recreation?
Oh the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occational acid flashback
The Big Lebowski

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What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

All anchorman and all too funny!

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Barman: Did you say the world is coming to an end? Shouldn't we all lie on the floor or put paper bags over our heads?
Ford: If you like.
Barman: Will it help?
Ford: Not at all.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: God.
Rayvie: What?
Donna: Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

Boondock Saints

Columbus: The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.

Zombieland

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Handsome: What happened?
Victor: It was beautiful. I was blown away, turns out that Greedy was just as horny as horny was.
Handsome: I knew it!

Mimi: The tilapia eat the algae and fertilize the rice.
Doyle: So these tipitlia, are going ee ee on the rice?
Mimi: ee ee?
Doyle: They're crapping on the rice?
Mimi: In crude Laymon's, yes.
Doyle: Does Uncle Ben know about this?

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