Just as he was preparing to tape his hands for his "EliteXC: Heat" untelevised preliminary fight, Seth Petruzelli was approached by an event manager who asked for a word in private.
Petruzelli, a former contestant on "The Ultimate Fighter" whose eight-year career already included a win against notable Dan Severn, was pulled into a small room with corner men and friend Mike Lee, and the door was closed.
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.