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Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver Goes Berserk at Porn Industry Party

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Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver Goes Berserk at Porn Industry Party
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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/11/29/1178175/war-machine-goes-berserk-at-porn

..."This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party," The Vizier says. "We're talking multiple assaults and battery with the cops after him."

"War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital."

"I never saw anything like it," continued The Vizier. "War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard."

Post #1   11/29/09 8:00:35PM   

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This guy is f*#@ng nuts.

Last edited 11/29/09 8:58PM by RyanC
Edit note/reason: spelling

Post #2   11/29/09 8:03:30PM   
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I know a ton of idiots but this guy is by far the worst! I mean war machine the Porn star not the fighter so no fighter bashing here!!! If it even matters now Who is going to be dumb enough to hire this guy in either industry.

Post #3   11/29/09 8:32:44PM   

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Posted by postman

I know a ton of idiots but this guy is by far the worst! I mean war machine the Porn star not the fighter so no fighter bashing here!!! If it even matters now Who is going to be dumb enough to hire this guy in either industry.



Maybe War Machine, Junie Browning, and Puck from the Real World can be on a reality show together.

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Post #4   11/29/09 8:35:26PM   

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Post #5   11/29/09 8:58:16PM   

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well if you destroy one massive career opportunity, and someone hands you another one for reasons unknown, you can always completely destroy that one too. Anyone want to offer this guy a job as an astronaut or something so he can ruin that amazing opportunity as well? Warmachine in space, 2011 let's do it.

Post #6   11/29/09 9:32:30PM   

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this guy has a screw loose
something tells me his porn carreer is over

Post #7   11/29/09 9:41:37PM   

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He should have been locked up a year or so ago after he seriously assaulted some other person. Now he assaults several people? Lock him up for Pete's sake...the American Prison system will toss his salad, beat his brains out and if he is lucky...maybe let him live. Didn't he say a while back he wants to die in a knife fight? He may get his chance in Cell Block D.

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Posted by prozacnation1978

this guy has a screw loose
something tells me his porn carreer is over



lol really, ya think?

Post #9   11/29/09 10:10:52PM   

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Wow.... wow is all I can say.

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Posted by prozacnation1978

this guy has a screw loose
something tells me his porn carreer is over





I'm sure he'll still have a career in porn, it's just that his partner will not be a woman

And I like the idea of the astronaut. Please send that ship straight to the sun.

Post #11   11/29/09 10:50:50PM   

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This guy is a liability no matter where he's at. Enough with this crap. Get him into a prison cell and a therapist's office where he belongs.

Funny thing is that supposedly the FBI interviewed him the other day because of some stuff he posted on twitter. Something tells me he made a very large mistake that is going to cost him dearly here.

Post #12   11/29/09 11:04:30PM   

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man, I vaguely remember his fight at the end of his TUF episode and it was so entertaining. I was wondering what happened to that guy a while back... Now that I find out it's better than I thought!

Geez, that guy is a douche!

Post #13   11/29/09 11:32:18PM   

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You'll never Fuc* in this town again!

Post #14   11/30/09 12:32:39AM   

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Posted by Greene33

You'll never Fuc* in this town again!



AHAHAHA props dude that was freakin' hilarious!!

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