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"It's hard to say I love you when you're sitting on my face!" is the name of a song by a relatively unknown band called KP.

What are the funniest song titles you guys ever heard of?

Post #1   4/6/07 12:33:46AM   

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"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" by The Bloodhound Gang

"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" by The Bloodhound Gang

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If you think these are bad, look up Anal C*nt.

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Posted by hcazlekker

"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" by The Bloodhound Gang

"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" by The Bloodhound Gang



The Bloodhound gangs are the shit!!

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Underoath- " I've got 10 friends and a crowbar that says you ain't gonna do jack"

Blues traveler- " the poignant and epic saga of featherhead and lucky jack"

Beck- " satan gave me a taco"

suicidal tendencies- " how will I laugh tomorrow when I can't even smile today" and
" two wrongs don't make a right, but they make me fella whole lot better" and " discos out, murders in" and last but not least" gotta kill captain stupid"

Megadeth- " killing is my business and business is good"

AC/DC- "I wanna a mistress for christmas"

Subhumans- " Micky mouse is dead"

Sex pistols- " who killed bambi"

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Posted by hathcock32


Posted by hcazlekker

"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" by The Bloodhound Gang

"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" by The Bloodhound Gang



The Bloodhound gangs are the shit!!



"A Lapdance is so Much Better when the Stripper is Crying"

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"the big pun ain't dead cause i just saw him at the crispy creame"- the tony danza tap dance extravaganza


"retarded chicks don't care if i have aids"- sewage sammich

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Gwar- "Pre-Skool Prostitute"

And wasn't that Crash Test Dummies song just called "mmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmm mmmmmmm"

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I believe the death metal band Cannibal Corpse takes the cake in this category.

Here's the tracklisting from their 1992 release, "Tomb of the Mutiliated":

1 Hammer Smashed Face
2 I Cum Blood
3 Addicted to Vaginal Skin
4 Split Wide Open
5 Necropedophile
6 The Cryptic Stench
7 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****
8 Post Mortal Ejaculation
9 Beyond the Cemetery



The most hilarious of these was Necropedophile. The chorus went:

"Your dead child I defile,
Necropedophile!"

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I believe the death metal band Cannibal Corpse takes the cake in this category.

Here's the tracklisting from their 1992 release, "Tomb of the Mutiliated":

1 Hammer Smashed Face
2 I Cum Blood
3 Addicted to Vaginal Skin
4 Split Wide Open
5 Necropedophile
6 The Cryptic Stench
7 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****
8 Post Mortal Ejaculation
9 Beyond the Cemetery



The most hilarious of these was Necropedophile. The chorus went:

"Your dead child I defile,
Necropedophile!"



Though it embarresses me to say this, I used to listen to Cannibal Corpse and still own that album. Total shock value, like the rest of Death metal, they lack and musical substance.

"Your son killed himself because you suck" by Anal C*nt

Totally tasteless song about Eric Clapton. Sucks for those assholes that Clapton has more talent than all of them put together!

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Posted by Mastodon2


Posted by hood

I believe the death metal band Cannibal Corpse takes the cake in this category.

Here's the tracklisting from their 1992 release, "Tomb of the Mutiliated":

1 Hammer Smashed Face
2 I Cum Blood
3 Addicted to Vaginal Skin
4 Split Wide Open
5 Necropedophile
6 The Cryptic Stench
7 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****
8 Post Mortal Ejaculation
9 Beyond the Cemetery



The most hilarious of these was Necropedophile. The chorus went:

"Your dead child I defile,
Necropedophile!"



Though it embarresses me to say this, I used to listen to Cannibal Corpse and still own that album. Total shock value, like the rest of Death metal, they lack and musical substance.

"Your son killed himself because you suck" by Anal C*nt

Totally tasteless song about Eric Clapton. Sucks for those assholes that Clapton has more talent than all of them put together!



cannibal corpse still slams!

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Posted by Mastodon2

Totally tasteless song about Eric Clapton. Sucks for those assholes that Clapton has more talent than all of them put together!



AC is a local band, and its a rite of passage for punk bands that you have to beat the shit out of them at some point. I have a friend who smashed Seth Putnam in the face with a plastic WWF guitar and knocked him unconcious. Good times.

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Seth is a massive douche, writing songs like "Extreme Noise terror are scared of us" and that kind thing, he is embaressing, and by the looks of things just an overweight rocker who is about to have a heart attack whenever you see him.

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