Worst Song Names of All Time! |
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FedorIsTheBest
Learning to Sprawl
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"It's hard to say I love you when you're sitting on my face!" is the name of a song by a relatively unknown band called KP.
What are the funniest song titles you guys ever heard of?
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Post #1 4/6/07 12:33:46AM
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hcazlekker
Banned
Career record: 34-26
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: OKC
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"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" by The Bloodhound Gang
"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" by The Bloodhound Gang
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Post #2 4/6/07 1:56:04PM
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Mastodon2
MMA Sensei
Career record: 188-114
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Newcastle England
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If you think these are bad, look up Anal C*nt.
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Post #3 4/6/07 3:52:32PM
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hathcock32
In Full Mount
Career record: 640-410
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: San Diego
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Posted by hcazlekker
"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" by The Bloodhound Gang
"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" by The Bloodhound Gang
The Bloodhound gangs are the shit!!
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Post #4 4/6/07 8:59:54PM
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Boondock Saints Mod
Career record: 1043-564
Season: 18-6 (#686)
Location: California
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Underoath- " I've got 10 friends and a crowbar that says you ain't gonna do jack"
Blues traveler- " the poignant and epic saga of featherhead and lucky jack"
Beck- " satan gave me a taco"
suicidal tendencies- " how will I laugh tomorrow when I can't even smile today" and
" two wrongs don't make a right, but they make me fella whole lot better" and " discos out, murders in" and last but not least" gotta kill captain stupid"
Megadeth- " killing is my business and business is good"
AC/DC- "I wanna a mistress for christmas"
Subhumans- " Micky mouse is dead"
Sex pistols- " who killed bambi"
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Post #5 4/7/07 4:53:09AM
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Manfred
MMA Sensei
Career record: 528-319
Season: 17-7 (#794)
Location: Brasov, Romania
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Posted by hcazlekker
"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" by The Bloodhound Gang
"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" by The Bloodhound Gang
The Bloodhound gangs are the shit!!
"A Lapdance is so Much Better when the Stripper is Crying"
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Post #6 4/7/07 5:40:24AM
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deadcore
MMA Regular
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Stormtroopers of Death had a few: Speak English or Die; Kill Yourself; Pre-menstral Princess Blues
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Post #7 4/7/07 12:48:39PM
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disorderlyvision
Respect the Battle Axe
Career record: 866-631
Season: 14-6 (#1479)
Location: Missouri
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"just because you had your arms and legs surgically lengthened doesn't make you a sell out midget"- mod flanders conspiracy
"the big pun ain't dead cause i just saw him at the crispy creame"- the tony danza tap dance extravaganza
"retarded chicks don't care if i have aids"- sewage sammich
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Post #8 4/7/07 1:06:30PM
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crimethinc
MMA Regular
Career record: 81-61
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: St. Louis, MO USA
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Gwar- "Pre-Skool Prostitute"
And wasn't that Crash Test Dummies song just called "mmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmm mmmmmmm"
Last edited 4/8/07 3:24PM by crimethinc
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Post #9 4/8/07 9:52:03AM
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hood
Learning to Sprawl
Career record: 20-17
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Maryland
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I believe the death metal band Cannibal Corpse takes the cake in this category.
Here's the tracklisting from their 1992 release, "Tomb of the Mutiliated":
1 Hammer Smashed Face
2 I Cum Blood
3 Addicted to Vaginal Skin
4 Split Wide Open
5 Necropedophile
6 The Cryptic Stench
7 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****
8 Post Mortal Ejaculation
9 Beyond the Cemetery
The most hilarious of these was Necropedophile. The chorus went:
"Your dead child I defile,
Necropedophile!"
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Post #10 4/8/07 6:22:17PM
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Mastodon2
MMA Sensei
Career record: 188-114
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Newcastle England
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Posted by hood
I believe the death metal band Cannibal Corpse takes the cake in this category.
Here's the tracklisting from their 1992 release, "Tomb of the Mutiliated":
1 Hammer Smashed Face
2 I Cum Blood
3 Addicted to Vaginal Skin
4 Split Wide Open
5 Necropedophile
6 The Cryptic Stench
7 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****
8 Post Mortal Ejaculation
9 Beyond the Cemetery
The most hilarious of these was Necropedophile. The chorus went:
"Your dead child I defile,
Necropedophile!"
Though it embarresses me to say this, I used to listen to Cannibal Corpse and still own that album. Total shock value, like the rest of Death metal, they lack and musical substance.
"Your son killed himself because you suck" by Anal C*nt
Totally tasteless song about Eric Clapton. Sucks for those assholes that Clapton has more talent than all of them put together!
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Post #11 4/8/07 7:02:18PM
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disorderlyvision
Respect the Battle Axe
Career record: 866-631
Season: 14-6 (#1479)
Location: Missouri
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Posted by Mastodon2
Posted by hood
I believe the death metal band Cannibal Corpse takes the cake in this category.
Here's the tracklisting from their 1992 release, "Tomb of the Mutiliated":
1 Hammer Smashed Face
2 I Cum Blood
3 Addicted to Vaginal Skin
4 Split Wide Open
5 Necropedophile
6 The Cryptic Stench
7 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****
8 Post Mortal Ejaculation
9 Beyond the Cemetery
The most hilarious of these was Necropedophile. The chorus went:
"Your dead child I defile,
Necropedophile!"
Though it embarresses me to say this, I used to listen to Cannibal Corpse and still own that album. Total shock value, like the rest of Death metal, they lack and musical substance.
"Your son killed himself because you suck" by Anal C*nt
Totally tasteless song about Eric Clapton. Sucks for those assholes that Clapton has more talent than all of them put together!
cannibal corpse still slams!
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Post #12 4/17/07 1:53:53AM
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Hammer of the Gods
Career record: 986-621
Season: 16-8 (#880)
Location: Hudson, NH
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Posted by Mastodon2
Totally tasteless song about Eric Clapton. Sucks for those assholes that Clapton has more talent than all of them put together!
AC is a local band, and its a rite of passage for punk bands that you have to beat the shit out of them at some point. I have a friend who smashed Seth Putnam in the face with a plastic WWF guitar and knocked him unconcious. Good times.
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Post #13 4/17/07 2:35:36AM
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Mastodon2
MMA Sensei
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Seth is a massive douche, writing songs like "Extreme Noise terror are scared of us" and that kind thing, he is embaressing, and by the looks of things just an overweight rocker who is about to have a heart attack whenever you see him.
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Post #14 4/17/07 7:35:12AM
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Steady MODdin'
Career record: 1016-583
Season: 17-7 (#771)
Location: Milwaukee
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my balls, your chin by snot and pink eye on my leg and help me scrape the mucous off my brain by ween
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Post #15 4/17/07 11:40:44AM
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