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Pregnant by Swimming?

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Kpro

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Magdalena Kwiatkowska of Poland thinks you can. She is suing an Egyptian hotel because she claims her 13-year-old daughter became impregnated after swimming in its pool during their recent holiday. Ms.Kwiatkowska says that there must have been errant sperm floating around just waiting to implant themselves in an unsuspecting female taking a dip. She swears that her daughter did not meet any boys during their vacation, so the mysterious sperm in the pool had to be the culprit.

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Post #1   7/18/09 4:38:00PM   

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Dude that girl is a ho fa sho lol

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Post #2   7/18/09 5:45:01PM   

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Your daughter found a dick when you were sleeping, its impossible to get impregnated this way and maybe the mom should talk to her daughter about lying?!

Post #3   7/18/09 6:20:36PM   

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I hope she isn't! I can't afford another kid this way!!
Why do they always swim after I jerk off into the pool! WHY?!?

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Post #4   7/18/09 8:32:19PM   

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lol Kpro no it doesn't, I gotta spread the love dude

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Post #5   7/18/09 8:36:57PM   

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This is HILARIOUS.



Post #6   7/18/09 10:16:02PM   

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That is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. I know people are generally stupid, but this is an epic level of stupidity.



Post #7   7/18/09 10:17:29PM   

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social services is goin to take that pool for all it's worth, should have wraped it up dude!

Post #8   7/19/09 11:32:15AM   

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Mommy, where do babies come from?

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Post #9   7/20/09 12:58:04AM   

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Disney's all over this for a new movie.

The Little Spermaid

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Post #10   7/20/09 8:51:15AM   

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damn those green beret sperm!!!!!!!!

Post #11   7/20/09 9:02:43PM   

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Damn, I gotta stop snooping in the kiddies pool.



































WUT?!?

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Post #12   7/21/09 9:50:15AM