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SURPRISE VAN CANDY!
Career record: 940-485
Season: 17-7 (#624)
Location: Seattle, WA
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Magdalena Kwiatkowska of Poland thinks you can. She is suing an Egyptian hotel because she claims her 13-year-old daughter became impregnated after swimming in its pool during their recent holiday. Ms.Kwiatkowska says that there must have been errant sperm floating around just waiting to implant themselves in an unsuspecting female taking a dip. She swears that her daughter did not meet any boys during their vacation, so the mysterious sperm in the pool had to be the culprit.
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If I was 50 years younger I'd kick your ass!
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Post #1 7/18/09 4:38:00PM
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Ridin the MMA WW since 02 !
Career record: 953-531
Season: 19-5 (#83)
Location: San Jose California
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Dude that girl is a ho fa sho lol 
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Have the playground record for most perfectly predicted fights. I think :)
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Post #2 7/18/09 5:45:01PM
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Wallass
MMA Sensei
Career record: 818-473
Season: 20-4 (#34)
Location: Ottawa, Ontario
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Your daughter found a dick when you were sleeping, its impossible to get impregnated this way and maybe the mom should talk to her daughter about lying?!
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Post #3 7/18/09 6:20:36PM
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Buy the ticket, take the ride
Career record: 906-512
Season: 17-7 (#920)
Location: My big ass bed
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I hope she isn't! I can't afford another kid this way!!
Why do they always swim after I jerk off into the pool! WHY?!?
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"RIP Evan Tanner, a real life trail blazer."
I was born to lead, not to read!!!!
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Post #4 7/18/09 8:32:19PM
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Ridin the MMA WW since 02 !
Career record: 953-531
Season: 19-5 (#83)
Location: San Jose California
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lol Kpro no it doesn't, I gotta spread the love dude 
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Have the playground record for most perfectly predicted fights. I think :)
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Post #5 7/18/09 8:36:57PM
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Jackelope
Go ahead, MOD my day
Career record: 586-330
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Getting choked out or arm barred
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This is HILARIOUS. 
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Post #6 7/18/09 10:16:02PM
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breakdown5
MMA Sensei
Career record: 550-269
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: A rock spinning through space and time...
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That is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. I know people are generally stupid, but this is an epic level of stupidity.
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Post #7 7/18/09 10:17:29PM
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scobac
BANNED
Career record: 146-113
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Johnstown, Pa
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social services is goin to take that pool for all it's worth, should have wraped it up dude!
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Post #8 7/19/09 11:32:15AM
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Belt Contender
Career record: 776-555
Season: 19-5 (#771)
Location: STP
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Mommy, where do babies come from?
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Post #9 7/20/09 12:58:04AM
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We're in Lodi, bitch!
Career record: 950-500
Season: 22-2 (#55)
Location: Fort Waste, IN
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Disney's all over this for a new movie.
The Little Spermaid
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Post #10 7/20/09 8:51:15AM
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bigbubbano23
MMA Sensei
Career record: 240-160
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: the hills
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damn those green beret sperm!!!!!!!!
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Post #11 7/20/09 9:02:43PM
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Vincent_Vega
Learning to Sprawl
Career record: 434-311
Season: 0-0 (#-)
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Damn, I gotta stop snooping in the kiddies pool.
WUT?!?
Last edited 7/21/09 9:50AM by vincent_vega
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Post #12 7/21/09 9:50:15AM
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