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Posted by grappler0000

I say embrace it!

Here's a bedroom aid for you...

(1) Print
(2) Cut out mask
(3) Attach elastic band
(4) Apply to partner's face
(5) Go to town










JACKPOT!

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Post #16   5/29/09 10:02:27PM   

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LMAO sorry I got nothing for you

Post #17   5/30/09 12:53:27AM   

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LMAO

That is the funniest story i have ever heard!!!!!!!

Post #18   5/31/09 4:55:41PM   

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hahahah just read this at work and LOL'd

Post #19   6/1/09 3:04:16PM   

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I can't believe they would call HMC's lady a "Beast", seems over the top to me.

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Post #20   6/8/09 1:40:09PM   

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that's just not right

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Post #21   6/8/09 1:45:42PM   

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dude, at least you could've pictured sexyama or gsp.. then you wouldn't be considered gay..

but HMC! cmon man!



Post #22   7/4/09 9:11:44PM   

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Posted by loller90278







Now thats a good lookin' man.

Post #23   7/15/09 1:26:05PM   

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You need to rape HMC.

Post #24   7/21/09 9:53:05AM   

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lol, 3 year old thread revival.



Posted by Kpro

So. I am coming to you guys, for help in the form of discussion.

Why see a psychiatrist when I have the MMA Playground.



I hadn't seen my girl for about 10 days due to scheduling conflicts (i.e. she couldn't make weight), so you can only imagine that I had some pent up feelings ready to burst.

By the way this all occurred the day after the DREAM 9 event.

So I woke up about 4pm in the afternoon after not getting to bed until about 7am (i'm on the west coast), and she makes it over a little after 6pm.

We skip the foreplay and head immediately to the bedroom for some naughty pilates body action.

We get started and I immediately notice that i'm about to fire my clip early due to how long it's been.

So I do the only logical thing, think of something (like baseball, etc.) to hold off.

I didn't know what to think of and then it hit me. Picture Hong Man Choi's face! I just saw him on the DREAM 9 stream, so its fresh in my psyche, so I start thinking of HMC's ring entrance to face Jose Canseco.

The second I do this, I "release" and have the most mind-blowing 9-stringer I've ever had. Peter North would've patted me on the back.

Anyways, now when I'm doing the horizontal shuffle, I can't "release" unless I DO picture Hong Man Choi's face.

How do I cure this? OR, do I even need to cure this?

I need opinions on this badly, as I've never been in a situation like this and I obviously can't tell my girl that I'm picturing her as a 7'3" 350 pound Korean Techno Goliath.

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Is it safe to assume that the "no cure needed" approach payed off?

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Post #26   1/7/12 11:28:35AM   

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Posted by grappler0000

Is it safe to assume that the "no cure needed" approach payed off?



I just put a picture above my bed.

couldn't find a 7'3" 350 pound techno goliath Korean chick.

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Post #27   1/7/12 3:38:45PM   

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Posted by Kpro


Posted by grappler0000

Is it safe to assume that the "no cure needed" approach payed off?



I just put a picture above my bed.

couldn't find a 7'3" 350 pound techno goliath Korean chick.



To be fair you didn't look very hard.

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Posted by Kpro


Posted by grappler0000

Is it safe to assume that the "no cure needed" approach payed off?



I just put a picture above my bed.

couldn't find a 7'3" 350 pound techno goliath Korean chick.



To be fair you didn't look very hard.



Which is why he needs the picture above his bed.

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Post #29   1/7/12 3:44:54PM   

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Posted by grappler0000


Posted by cowcatcher


Posted by Kpro


Posted by grappler0000

Is it safe to assume that the "no cure needed" approach payed off?



I just put a picture above my bed.

couldn't find a 7'3" 350 pound techno goliath Korean chick.



To be fair you didn't look very hard.



Which is why he needs the picture above his bed.



Please don't mistake me, I'm fully behind the picture and would dare not speak ill of it.

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